I would like to propose a new religion

I would like to propose a new religion; bases on faith in the all powerful; based on belief that our creator is nothing; based on the belief that our creator created all forms of life and all forms of non life; based on belief that nothing has all power; based on belief that nothing is good unless nothing is evil unless nothing is neither good or evil unless nothing is good or evil; based on the belief that nothing is magic; based on the belief that nothing is supernatural; based on the belief that nothing defeats the mind and we choose to listen to our hearts because we can’t figure nothing out. We will jointly establish this religion because we can all agree on nothing. We jointly establish this religion because nothing is greater than you and nothing has more authority than you.