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how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?

 
the prophecyer
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how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Pistachios are expensive.

I currently have a $70 a week pistachio addiction.

My poop is always green now and it is leaving green skidmarks in the toilet.

My fingers are getting blisters from cracking open the shells.

But I just can't stop eating them.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
are you using them to quit smoking?
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Damn dude...

I love em too but I buy 1 bag a week for $7.00

i have a $28/month addiction

Its all mindpower...quit eating so many fuckin pistachios
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
tounge

my pet rat has the saaaamme problem. I just cut him off.

Switch up your nuts. Variety is good for you.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Find a place to buy them in bulk already shelled.

They are one of the best things you can eat.
"Everybody lies."
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Switch up your nuts.
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LOL
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
The whole world is nuts, fit in already
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Pistachios are the gateway nut....soon you'll move on to the hard stuff like brazil and hazel nuts....you will exhibit nutdict behavior like hiding nut crackers,picks, and other paraphrenalia....no matter how you try to hide it, the bits of shell on your clothes will give you away.....your life will be hell cuz you'll spend all your time trying to cop the next fix....
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Damn dude...

I love em too but I buy 1 bag a week for $7.00

i have a $28/month addiction

Its all mindpower...quit eating so many fuckin pistachios
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband 923145


that must be a small bag.

where I shop I buy 7 15 oz containers of shelled pistachios at $10 a piece a week.

the de-shelled containers are bigger but much more expensive.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
when you have an intense craving for something, often it indicates that you have a borderline allergy, or sensitivity to that thing.

you may want to get tested for allergy to tree nuts.


i went between pistachios and cashews heavily.. i went through very large containers of cashews. eventually i had to give them up from developing stomach pains, nausea, and general aversion. i'm still abstaining now a year later.

i've switched to unsalted walnuts, the kind you buy for baking. raw would be better.


Allergy to pistachio: crossre activity between pistachio nut and other Anacardiaceae


C. FERNANDEZ 1 , A. FIANDOR 1 , A. MARTINEZ-GARATE* J. MARTINEZ QUESADA*
1 Hospital General de Guadalajara, Guadalajara *IFIDESA-ARISTEGUI, Bilbao, Spain
Correspondence: Dr C. Fernandez, Unidad de Alergia, Hospital General de Guadalajara, Donantesde Sangre, s/n, 19002 Guadalajara, Spain.
Copyright 1995 Blackwell Science Ltd
KEYWORDS
food allergy • nut allergy • pistachio • cashew • mango • pistachio allergens • Anacardiaceae crossreactivity
ABSTRACT


Background Anaphylaxis against Anucardiuccae nuts is uncommon and the allergens involved still poorly characterized. For this reason two patients with allergy towards pistachio nut (a member of the Anacardiaceae family) have been studied.

Objective Identification of immunoallergens present in pistachio nut and analysis of crossreactive antigens in other members of the same plant family, specifically cashew and mango.

Methads Presence of specific IgE for pistachio and cashew nut and for mango seed and pulp was determined by skin tests and radioallergosorbent assay (RAST). The allergenic profile of pistachio and cashew was analysed by sodium dodeeyl sulfate-polyacrylamide gel electrophoresis (SDS-PAGE) followed by immunoblotting. Crossreactivity between pistachio and the other Anacardiaceae was studied by RAST inhibition.

Results Skin tests were positive for pistachio and cashew in the two children and for mango seed in one. RAST was positive for pistachio and cashew in both patients. On immunoblotting, serum from both patients recognized several pistachio and cashewallergens with a molecular weight ranging from <14.2–70kDa. RAST inhibition demonstrated common antigenic determinants between pistachio and cashew nut. Crossreactivity was also found between pistachio nut and mango seed but not with mango pulp.

Conclusion Pistachio nut contains several protein allergens able to trigger type I hyperscnsitivity reactions. These allergens can be found also in cashew nut and mango seed but not in mango pulp.


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Submitted 3 March 1995; revised 28 June 1995; accepted 3 July 1995.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
In the old days there was a monopoly on the trade of pistachios by the Brits who imported them from Iran. All Iranian pistachios were dyed pink.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Damn dude...

I love em too but I buy 1 bag a week for $7.00

i have a $28/month addiction

Its all mindpower...quit eating so many fuckin pistachios


that must be a small bag.

where I shop I buy 7 15 oz containers of shelled pistachios at $10 a piece a week.

the de-shelled containers are bigger but much more expensive.
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I guess there are worse addictions

but 70/week? LOL

Ur eating them thins liek a fiend
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Damn dude...

I love em too but I buy 1 bag a week for $7.00

i have a $28/month addiction

Its all mindpower...quit eating so many fuckin pistachios
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband 923145

LOL
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
switch to crack 5a
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Your only hope is to commit a serious crime and do mucho jail time. They damn sure won't supply U them in there. About the only nuts you'll get then are Big Bubba's.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
[link to uncyclopedia.wikia.com]

its real #5 most additive substance
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
NOTHING WORKS BETTER THAN ANAL SEX !!
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
1 out of 5 has grubs / burrowing worm about 6-8mm brined and preserved within the nut... all ready for an unsuspecting nut junkie like u
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
1 out of 5 has grubs / burrowing worm about 6-8mm brined and preserved within the nut... all ready for an unsuspecting nut junkie like u
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 935119

why do u think it has high protein profile.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Ah! Pistachios!

Hard to fault you on that one - you've got good taste.

How about simply cutting down a bit - ration yourself.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Either don't buy them or you are doomed.
Is why I don't buy Macadamia nuts anymore.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
"Pistachios are expensive."

What is that, a Mexican Golden Shower?

Yer a sick man.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Recheck your facts. No such doesn't.
when you have an intense craving for something, often it indicates that you have a borderline allergy, or sensitivity to that thing.

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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Get a sleep-learning tape of Dr. Painter's "Pistachio Principle". It describes methods for fooling one's body into eating less. I'm not kidding. Google it!
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
you can't
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Stick one in your urethra for a week...you will not like them anymore.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
In the old days there was a monopoly on the trade of pistachios by the Brits who imported them from Iran. All Iranian pistachios were dyed pink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 888883

Thats right! In Europe they where pink, my dad said they are suppose to be green, since he was from the states.
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Pistachio Principle: [link to lifedietbalance.blogspot.com]
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
There is no hope for you

Buy more!!!!
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
I just now went thru a whole bag before I found this thread, and I've got 4 more bags calling to me............ Anyone else in deep pistachio trouble now?
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Re: how can I overcome a pistachio addiction?
Don't quit them they are good for you the secret is to exercise to burn off the calories while you chew your nuts walk on a treamill

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