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Cat wants me to watch him eat

 
Jenkins
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Cat wants me to watch him eat
My cat walks me to his food all the time, even though his bowl iis already full. He wants me to watch him eat, but why ?

Anybody know why cats would do this ?
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
And on that farm he had a cow, ee-i-ee-i-o.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
My cat walks me to his food all the time, even though his bowl iis already full. He wants me to watch him eat, but why ?

Anybody know why cats would do this ?
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
I think it's an alpha thing...you being the alpha. Alphas grant permission to eat.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
Why don't you ask him?
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
Maybe he thinks you look hungry? or maybe he's saying "thank you"?
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
I think it's an alpha thing...you being the alpha. Alphas grant permission to eat.
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right

and that is also why this fatboy here sits on my head early early in the morning to wake me up too

i love going along with their mannerisms and try to mimic their vocab too... i have more fun talking with them than i do with people now

all good by me, yessirree thank you very much
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
My cat walks me to his food all the time, even though his bowl iis already full. He wants me to watch him eat, but why ?

Anybody know why cats would do this ?
 Quoting: Jenkins

My cat has a similar thing.
He was a stray and when he first hung around with me he would insist on following me everywhere-even the bathroom!- and would eat a little food and then ask for more even when the bowl was full.Sometimes I had to feed him five or six times in a short period.
It was basically insecurity, which faded over time.
If your cat was a stray that you adopted then it may be the same thing.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
My earlier cat was a stray and did the same thing. The current one belongs to my sister and is just living at my house for the time being.
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
And on that farm he had a cow, ee-i-ee-i-o.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
cats r so cool

we need more kitteh smilies pls
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04/06/2010 07:30 PM
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
they're such cuddly little packages of sleek death & fury!

sometimes i wonder if they'll kill and eat some of me in my sleep

all this luvvy dovey stuff is just their act to trick me
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
My cat walks me to his food all the time, even though his bowl iis already full. He wants me to watch him eat, but why ?

Anybody know why cats would do this ?
 Quoting: Jenkins

I think he is threatening you showing you what he will do to you if you get out of line.

He will eat you. They sure have big balls at times.

Arrogant little bastard.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
Arrogant little bastard.
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You mean the cat ?
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
And on that farm he had a cow, ee-i-ee-i-o.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
I think it's an alpha thing...you being the alpha. Alphas grant permission to eat.

right

and that is also why this fatboy here sits on my head early early in the morning to wake me up too
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Nope he is trying to smother you so he can eat you they get hungry in the mornings.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
Arrogant little bastard.


You mean the cat ?
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Yes...lol
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
Kitteh iz showin' U whoz boss!

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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
I think it's an alpha thing...you being the alpha. Alphas grant permission to eat.

right

and that is also why this fatboy here sits on my head early early in the morning to wake me up too

Nope he is trying to smother you so he can eat you they get hungry in the mornings.
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lbglqgcomHe looks hungry to me...lol
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Kitteh iz showin' U whoz boss!

catdance


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And science says we come from apes I say they are Idiots.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
It's very sexy, no?
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
Depends on his expression.

Is he all, like "How many times this week am I expected to eat this bland, greasy chicken with sweet potatoes when you know I like the salmon and peas?!"
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04/06/2010 07:42 PM
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
My cat walks me to his food all the time, even though his bowl iis already full. He wants me to watch him eat, but why ?

Anybody know why cats would do this ?
 Quoting: Jenkins


Your cat thinks you are his mommy.
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
It's very sexy, no?
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chuckle
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
He is trying to show you how inferior your choice of cat food is to his superior sensibilities. Yet, he chokes it down to please you. You will pay.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
My cat used to do the same thing and I could never figure it out!
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
bump
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
And on that farm he had a cow, ee-i-ee-i-o.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
does he have separation anxiety? my doggy will stop eating and follow me out of the kitchen. It's not that she doesn't like to eat when i'm not there; it's more that she can't handle being in a different room from me.
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Started to look stale.
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A swift kick should fix that for ya. It works for all kinds of problems: cats,kids,tv,dishwasher...

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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
does he have separation anxiety? my doggy will stop eating and follow me out of the kitchen. It's not that she doesn't like to eat when i'm not there; it's more that she can't handle being in a different room from me.
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He belongs to my sister and used to live with her.
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
And on that farm he had a cow, ee-i-ee-i-o.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
Your cat thinks you want to poison him so wants you to taste his food first.
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You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
Nice video
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
And on that farm he had a cow, ee-i-ee-i-o.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.
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Re: Cat wants me to watch him eat
My cat walks me to his food all the time, even though his bowl iis already full. He wants me to watch him eat, but why ?

Anybody know why cats would do this ?
 Quoting: Jenkins


He's fucking with you. And what's more you're a tool for allowing it.

If you'd put a stop to his shit months - hell years - ago you wouldn't have to go through this.

This is a mess you've made, so you watch each and every bite, you got that? You've no one to blame but your own silly self.

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