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This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!

 
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This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
I have been doing a little research into Adam and Eve. According to the Latin text, Eve means the day before. Adam, in Hebrew, means earth or dust. It can't be that women came before man, can it?? Can one of you blokes point me in the right direction, I'll never live it down with the wife if females were here first!!
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Name. Not actually telling time.

Like I am the Harbinger of the Apocalypse. That does not mean I am going to destroy the world.

I'll just be here when it is... destroyed...
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
How does that answer my question???
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How does that answer my question???
 Quoting: Aussie Bob


2+3=4?
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW!?!?

"It is really 5. Not 4"

Same line of reasoning.
The NAME is just a NAME, it is not telling time.
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
I have been doing a little research into Adam and Eve. According to the Latin text, Eve means the day before. Adam, in Hebrew, means earth or dust. It can't be that women came before man, can it?? Can one of you blokes point me in the right direction, I'll never live it down with the wife if females were here first!!
 Quoting: Aussie Bob


Firstly, it's just a name so it doesn't mean eve came before Adam
Secondly, the bible was not written in Latin so you can't take a Latin translation as fact due to langage limitations
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
I have been doing a little research into Adam and Eve. According to the Latin text, Eve means the day before. Adam, in Hebrew, means earth or dust. It can't be that women came before man, can it?? Can one of you blokes point me in the right direction, I'll never live it down with the wife if females were here first!!
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Adam actually means People.

God created mankind altogether.
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
A woman never COMES before a man, any woman will tell you that!

rofl
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I have been doing a little research into Adam and Eve. According to the Latin text, Eve means the day before. Adam, in Hebrew, means earth or dust. It can't be that women came before man, can it?? Can one of you blokes point me in the right direction, I'll never live it down with the wife if females were here first!!


Adam actually means People.

God created mankind altogether.
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Some in other words, time came before and after people?
Sounds about right.
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A woman never COMES before a man, any woman will tell you that!

rofl
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Take your meds Walter, Peter will be with you in a second.
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Adam came first. God got it right the first time!
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
I have been doing a little research into Adam and Eve. According to the Latin text, Eve means the day before. Adam, in Hebrew, means earth or dust. It can't be that women came before man, can it?? Can one of you blokes point me in the right direction, I'll never live it down with the wife if females were here first!!
 Quoting: Aussie Bob


Here .. Let me help you in the right direction .


Nether of them exsisted ... its all a total load of bullshit that has been used to brainwash people since they wrote this pile of hypacritical nonsence .

Hope that clears things up for you ... You can now go about your day and maybe learn the real truth has been hidden from you to keep you enslaved .
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A woman never COMES before a man, any woman will tell you that!

rofl


Take your meds Walter, Peter will be with you in a second.
 Quoting: Zerocyber


My peter died in 1985.

[link to ktwray.webs.com]

I am no longer walter, i am Dr Emmett Brown.

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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
A woman never COMES before a man, any woman will tell you that!

rofl


Take your meds Walter, Peter will be with you in a second.


My peter died in 1985.

[link to ktwray.webs.com]
 Quoting: Dr.Walter.Bishop


Shhhh, that's true, but you need to stop saying that.

So... How is Walternate?
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
It does not clear up anything!! The big bang theory went to water last week. It's a simple question, who came first. I don't believe in organised religion, but I know there is something we don't all know. if you have any proof on how we got here, please explain???
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
It does not clear up anything!! The big bang theory went to water last week. It's a simple question, who came first. I don't believe in organised religion, but I know there is something we don't all know. if you have any proof on how we got here, please explain???
 Quoting: Aussie Bob


It's a book, written by people. The only hidden messages are near the back, not the front.
And not the middle.
And probably not on the internet.

You get me?
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It does not clear up anything!! The big bang theory went to water last week. It's a simple question, who came first. I don't believe in organised religion, but I know there is something we don't all know. if you have any proof on how we got here, please explain???
 Quoting: Aussie Bob


Thats the thing .... i have no answers but my own ... Taken from reserch thats been proved time and again to be fact .

I wish i did have all the answers ... But im human... and realy thats all i need to know .

Regarding the book ....Let me just put this to you .


IF God / Jesus / Eve exsisted ... We would have no questions ... no need for translations ... no doubt ...Every word , verse and chapter would be to the point and not shrouded in gobbldigook and left open to interpritation ... it would be clear as day .

There would be no unaswered questions over talking snakes ... no riddles or rymes dressed up to confuse or to leave people confused ... It would be a book .. with storys of how it all come about FACT'S that could be proved .

No one would doubt a virgin birth ... walking on water ... dieing and comming back to life ( Allthough i will admit that this can happen and is actualy possble " coz we know from research it happens " )

If you or i was to endever to write a book about the most importent thing we need to know in our lifetime .... im pretty sure we would be clear and to the point ..and not leave it open to question at a later date ... yes ?

Im not here to change peoples opinions .... just to offer my perspective ... "live and let live" ...But i really think your wating your time with something worthless ...when you could be using that time to do something wonderful .... Live YOUR life according to YOU ..and not a book .


hf << There is the truth you need .
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So... How is Walternate?
 Quoting: Zerocyber


One would suspect incredibly angry.


But..I have an insatiable craving for strawberry cheesecake, do you have any strawberry cheesecake?
Atheist
Aussie Bob  (OP)

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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
Forget the bible. I'm asking about the first human on earth!! Popular belief is that it was a male and his name was Adam. What I want to know is whether the first human being was male or female. You can call them Fred and Wilma for all I care, if two of the different genders turned up at the same time!!
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So... How is Walternate?


One would suspect incredibly angry.


But..I have an insatiable craving for strawberry cheesecake, do you have any strawberry cheesecake?
 Quoting: Dr.Walter.Bishop


No I do not...
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
According to that book a new day starts at sunset so the eve is their beginning. Just looks wierd if you look at it nowadays with english words.
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
Ok. My question is answered, none of you know!!
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Forget the bible. I'm asking about the first human on earth!! Popular belief is that it was a male and his name was Adam. What I want to know is whether the first human being was male or female. You can call them Fred and Wilma for all I care, if two of the different genders turned up at the same time!!
 Quoting: Aussie Bob



Ok i understaned ....Ok ...so this comes down to the age old question " Chicken or the egg " .... The thing is .. we know from science that its NOT possible for any type of human life without a womans reproductive system ( exclude IVF for now ... or it opens a whole new can of worms )

So ... for Eve to exsist( Lets call her Cindy for now :P ) ther HAD to have been Cindy's " Mom " befor her ... correct ?... and to reproduce .. Cindy's mom would need a Man .. yes ?

The question should not be about Cindy ... it should be about her mom .
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I have been doing a little research into Adam and Eve. According to the Latin text, Eve means the day before. Adam, in Hebrew, means earth or dust. It can't be that women came before man, can it?? Can one of you blokes point me in the right direction, I'll never live it down with the wife if females were here first!!
 Quoting: Aussie Bob


As I recall, Eve was called the "mother of all living." As she was taken from the side of Adam it would seem logical the text implies she is the first mother of all children that would be born. To extend such a title to the animals and Adam seems illogical; however, many mythological stories make little sense. Perhaps, the Latin wording fails to capture the implied message.
:savetata:


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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
Forget the bible. I'm asking about the first human on earth!! Popular belief is that it was a male and his name was Adam. What I want to know is whether the first human being was male or female. You can call them Fred and Wilma for all I care, if two of the different genders turned up at the same time!!
 Quoting: Aussie Bob


You should try Natural History for your answers and not bang your head against the wall worrying about one popular creation myth. There are hundreds of them.
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I have been doing a little research into Adam and Eve. According to the Latin text, Eve means the day before. Adam, in Hebrew, means earth or dust. It can't be that women came before man, can it?? Can one of you blokes point me in the right direction, I'll never live it down with the wife if females were here first!!
 Quoting: Aussie Bob

Actually, Eve (Hawah) means "life"
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
Thank you ID 265764. This is not an egg before the chicken story. I am seriously trying to work out how we came to be. Darwin does not explain it, nor does any bible or journal of any description. The big bang experiment last week did not produce anti matter, or black holes. So where did we all begin??
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
when isha was made her consort was ish
so together they were one - ishish - isis - a virgin ..so kumar in sk. of 16 summers or sum of sumers
although a made up ev was before made up earth or adam
thay were all just made up for a time being
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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
It does not clear up anything!! The big bang theory went to water last week. It's a simple question, who came first. I don't believe in organised religion, but I know there is something we don't all know. if you have any proof on how we got here, please explain???
 Quoting: Aussie Bob

I'm pretty sure man was genetically engineered from earth apes in a laboratory
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ZetaTalk: Star Seeded
Note: written by Jul 15, 1995

Mankind arose from a combination of sources, and the earth was one. As there is tremendous variation on the environments found through the Universe, in any genetic engineering project the engineers find it most profitable to use, as a base, a species native to the planet. The species in this case was a form of ape no longer in existence on Earth. Anthropologists searching for this missing link have not found it, as this ape was chosen not for its wide range but for its suitability.

Having a suitable base, several experiments were tried. Through genetic engineering, the intelligence and dexterity of this ape was increased. The bi-pedal stance was encouraged. When we say experiments, we are speaking of the stage where the product was re-introduced to the Earth, having been residing in labs. The product of genetic engineering then either survived and flourished or died out for some reason. More often than not, the product expired. Some of the aggression and violence we now seek to diminish, for 4th Density existence, were necessary for the product to survive on Earth at that time. This step was repeated many times, on different places on Earth, and this formed the basis for the various races of mankind you see today.

When mankind was genetically engineered, this was under the direction of the Council of Worlds at all times, and at no time was the intent for mankind to be slaves of another intelligent life form. Of course, having created mankind, various groups had as their agenda to do just that. We are saying that the mission was not slavery, but some who knew of the product came back to Earth to attempt to muscle in on new territory. This has occurred here and there, with one group or the other, but all were fleeting occurrences and all were stopped shortly after the campaign developed.

Both the Koran and Bible attempted to explain this among other things to mankind, most of which was misunderstood. Therefore, dwell not on the Koran or the Bible when looking for the true history of mankind's birth.

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Re: This can't be right!! Eve was made the day before Adam!!!
when isha was made her consort was ish who was at that moment without rib(RNA or ribonuclearacidthingy-like a snake)
was it a fusion then?
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Only wackjobs believe in the story of Adam & Eve.
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