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Centipede In My Bed!!!!!!!!

 
Rev. Moon Jew
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Centipede In My Bed!!!!!!!!
I just turned out the light and rolled over and zap!, it felt like I rolled onto a needle.

It was dark but I felt and heard it scurry across the bed. Scared my cat - she jumped down and chased it under a chair.

Can't find the evil thing - I've got to sleep knowing it's still in here and if it liked my bed before....

Here's what they *shudder* look like.

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04/08/2010 05:25 AM
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OMG!

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04/08/2010 05:26 AM
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Re: Centipede In My Bed!!!!!!!!
it did not actually sting you? I hope not ! We caught one once and had a fine time lookin at him. I took him home. Hope all is well.
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04/08/2010 05:27 AM
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i hate these things ive been finding them in the bathroom everynight for the past 2 weeks
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04/08/2010 05:29 AM
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This is the first time in the 9 years I've lived here that I've been stung.

Starting to swell and burn now but I've had hornet and wasp stings that were worse.

Just hard to go to sleep knowing it's nearby abd still alive. They're really hard to kill too - when you cut them in pieces, each segment starts running around on it's own. Ugh!
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I've never been stung by one. Does it feel like a bee sting? They're pretty common here but don't get too large, millipedes on the other hand get huge.
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I've never been stung by one. Does it feel like a bee sting? They're pretty common here but don't get too large, millipedes on the other hand get huge.
 Quoting: Leviticus 936541


Felt like a needle - he got me on the shoulder.

I know people who've been stung in much worse places. Kid I know had one crawl into his pants and I think you can guess the rest.
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I've never been stung by one. Does it feel like a bee sting? They're pretty common here but don't get too large, millipedes on the other hand get huge.


Felt like a needle - he got me on the shoulder.

I know people who've been stung in much worse places. Kid I know had one crawl into his pants and I think you can guess the rest.
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In what kind of unthinkable HellHole do you live?

pennywise
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!
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04/08/2010 05:38 AM
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Freaky. My sister was stung by a brown scorpion in her bed, she had an allergic reaction but we got her to the hospital fast. Black widows are very common here. I've caught many of them.
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This is the first time in the 9 years I've lived here that I've been stung.

Starting to swell and burn now but I've had hornet and wasp stings that were worse.

Just hard to go to sleep knowing it's nearby abd still alive. They're really hard to kill too - when you cut them in pieces, each segment starts running around on it's own. Ugh!
 Quoting: Rev. Moon Jew

You mean you have been living with them for 9 years, and since they didn't sting until now, you just ignored it?

I can only imagine how huge the nest is by now!
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Well, I was going to try to go back to bed but not now. LOL

Hope you are ok OP.
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 898188


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)
 Quoting: Rev. Moon Jew


Hawaii, eh?

I would've guessed some steaming HellHole, like Louisiana, or Florida!
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I always catch them with a glass and set them free out of the window...
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:verydamned: ahhh
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)


Hawaii, eh?

I would've guessed some steaming HellHole, like Louisiana, or Florida!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 869693



No that would be me. Steaming hellhole Florida. I saw a tiny scorpion on the floor when we first moved here and I wanted to leave forever. I couldn't imagine seeing a lot of centipedes. I would freaked out.
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04/08/2010 05:48 AM
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I grew up in Louisiana, but we had no bugs because we had a pest control guy that came every month, and no food or drinks were allowed out of the kitchen.

I am one of those people who go off the deep end if I see a bug. LOL
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)
 Quoting: Rev. Moon Jew

I'll bet that smells absolutely wonderful.
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)


Hawaii, eh?

I would've guessed some steaming HellHole, like Louisiana, or Florida!



No that would be me. Steaming hellhole Florida. I saw a tiny scorpion on the floor when we first moved here and I wanted to leave forever. I couldn't imagine seeing a lot of centipedes. I would freaked out.
 Quoting: _Storm_


I believe you have absolutely HUGE, flying cockroaches in Florida?

damned

ahhh
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Re: Centipede In My Bed!!!!!!!!
Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)

I'll bet that smells absolutely wonderful.
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laugh dead3 LOL
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I believe you have absolutely HUGE, flying cockroaches in Florida?

damned

ahhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 869693



We've got those too and giant cane spiders.

If you can't handle crawly things, stay away from Hawaii.
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I believe you have absolutely HUGE, flying cockroaches in Florida?

damned

ahhh



We've got those too and giant cane spiders.

If you can't handle crawly things, stay away from Hawaii.
 Quoting: Rev. Moon Jew


Thanks for the info!

I can't abide roaches, although I've never seen one anywhere I've lived in the UK.

I saw plenty, and had to buy many cans of Raid, when I lived and worked in the Middle East, though.

pennywise
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Hawaii, eh?

I would've guessed some steaming HellHole, like Louisiana, or Florida!



No that would be me. Steaming hellhole Florida. I saw a tiny scorpion on the floor when we first moved here and I wanted to leave forever. I couldn't imagine seeing a lot of centipedes. I would freaked out.


I believe you have absolutely HUGE, flying cockroaches in Florida?

damned

ahhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 869693



Yeah, but we like to call 'em Palmetto Bugs for the tourists.
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04/08/2010 06:07 AM
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That thing looks huge!
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04/08/2010 06:10 AM
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That thing looks huge!
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The one in my bed wasn't that big - maybe about 4 inches by the size of the marks on my shoulder. They do get over a foot long though.
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That thing looks huge!


The one in my bed wasn't that big - maybe about 4 inches by the size of the marks on my shoulder. They do get over a foot long though.
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monster scream
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04/08/2010 07:28 AM
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I feel for you

I, and the swedish girl I was with, both got bitten by one of these whilst in Thailand about 3 years ago

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mine was in my inside thigh on my right leg and swelled up like half a tennis ball and i couldnt walk for about 3 days, hers was on her right calf but hers didnt swell up much. Must of got us both in the night ! we were sleeping in a beach hut and she found the little bastard the morning after in her shoe. killed it instantly

If it swells uo like mine did you will need a steroid cream which I got from the local pharmacy

apart from that didnt get any other symptoms
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)


Hawaii, eh?

I would've guessed some steaming HellHole, like Louisiana, or Florida!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 869693

Watch it buddy!
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04/08/2010 08:03 AM
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)


Hawaii, eh?

I would've guessed some steaming HellHole, like Louisiana, or Florida!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 869693
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Go to a hotel! There might be a nest of them.

I would friken MOVE out over something like that!

I now have the heevie geevies!


LOL! I'm in Hawaii - they're everywhere here (even fancy hotels) - especially when it's been raining alot. I've killed many of them - this is just my first sting. Blowtorches take care of them nicely. :)


Hawaii, eh?

I would've guessed some steaming HellHole, like Louisiana, or Florida!

Watch it buddy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 915133


But, surely, they ARE steaming HellHoles?

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