**BREAKING NEWS - BURRITO SIEZED AS WEAPON!!!!!!**

Poor kid.

I have had burritos that could be classified as weapons. My ass has not hurt that much since my last doctos visit - ouch

like on anchorman?

Crapping jalapeno juice on the toilet is a real bummer.

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

Please refrain from smoking until this is resolved...

Just imagine what could have happened if it was loaded!

Could have taken out half the school kids.....



















to lunch

dumbass yanks

lucky it wasn´t a baguette.

if it had exploded half of the town would have been wiped out, pesky wml´s

(weapons of mass lunch)

It´s this kind of story that makes us the laughing stock of the world. The people in this country are becoming more stupid than ever. Can you imagine how that kid felt? We are really a "fucked up" country.