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I GET TO HAVE SEX with my wife's friend tonight ,who will be Our Surrogate mother! Is foreplay out?

 
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I GET TO HAVE SEX with my wife's friend tonight ,who will be Our Surrogate mother! Is foreplay out?
I get to have sex with my wifes sexy friend who will become our surrogate mother, TONIGHT! Is foreplay out? How about kissing and different positions? Any Advice?
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Re: I GET TO HAVE SEX with my wife's friend tonight ,who will be Our Surrogate mother! Is foreplay out?
Lucky bastard!

Is she's clean shaven, get her ready with about an hour long 69 session.
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do yourself.
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I get to have sex with my wifes sexy friend who will become our surrogate mother, TONIGHT! Is foreplay out? How about kissing and different positions? Any Advice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 786499


Will your wife PARTICIPATE or WATCH???
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lol....i so want to believe you.
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Re: I GET TO HAVE SEX with my wife's friend tonight ,who will be Our Surrogate mother! Is foreplay out?
kissing out, why aren't you doing IUI (sperm through a tube)? It is pretty cheap now, I know one place in utah that it is $100 to "wash" the sperm and another $100 to inseminate. I think you are full of BS.
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Just do what Costner did in Postman.


I've seen that movie ONE time when I was like 9, and the only thing I remember about it was that Costner was smooooth as a sloth.

So what are you waiting for?! Go Deliver that mail!

Last Edited by His Royal Dudeness on 04/10/2010 09:28 PM
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

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you're stone queer right?

so you gonna beat off in a gay shithouse and spoon it into her?
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Lucky bastard
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LOL

Thanks for the laugh.

And - foreplay is a must!
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Lucky bastard
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I know right? I don't even have a wife! Much less a wife's friend!

This world is cruel. But so fucking awesome!
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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You have to buy her shoes and dinner first or she won't get pregnant.
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04/10/2010 10:16 PM
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Enjoy and have a fucking good time!
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Sounds like she's viewing YOU a little different...chuckle
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you're stone queer right?

so you gonna beat off in a gay shithouse and spoon it into her?
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so did you spoon it in yet?

have her stay horizontal after you spoon.
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I'm Dr. Rockzo, the Rock 'n Roll Clown, and I love cocaine!
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And this is why the world is going to end soon..... Men can't keep their dicks in their pants... Good job OP!
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Thread: Let's make some sons of God tonight.

Is that you Russ??? Wow.
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Re: I GET TO HAVE SEX with my wife's friend tonight ,who will be Our Surrogate mother! Is foreplay out?
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, slip this in her drink.
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
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Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, slip this in her drink.
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
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I hope you live a long and horrible life.
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I get to have sex with my wifes sexy friend who will become our surrogate mother, TONIGHT! Is foreplay out? How about kissing and different positions? Any Advice?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 786499


Just bend her over and let it rip. Do her like the alien bitch queen on the show, "V". She climbed on top of that guy and pushed his face away so he couldn't see her face and she had sex with him to procreate. Do her like that. Make it all superior and shit. Hahahahaha!! godzilla
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Re: I GET TO HAVE SEX with my wife's friend tonight ,who will be Our Surrogate mother! Is foreplay out?
Unless you sign over your house, your pension, and 1/3 of your income for the next 19 years to her she won't get pregnant! That is part of the package ... or didn't your dad ever teach you the "Facts of Life".
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LOL, what a tool.
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Re: I GET TO HAVE SEX with my wife's friend tonight ,who will be Our Surrogate mother! Is foreplay out?
OP, where are you? What are you doing? Come back. Where is your wife going to be during this?

This is really just one of your fantasies right?
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