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Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?

 
Returner
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04/13/2010 05:20 PM
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Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Hell, since the theme of the day seems to be odd biological dysfunction, I thought I'd add this.

I don't burp. Or belch. I can't, and I've never been able to.

Anyone else?
Anonymous Coward
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04/13/2010 05:21 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Drink a 7-up with a gas x, you'll see. Or explode...
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04/13/2010 05:26 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
My wife can't, but that's because she's had a Nissen fundoplication (google it).

Have you tried washing Mentos down with Coke?
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04/13/2010 05:29 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Hell, since the theme of the day seems to be odd biological dysfunction, I thought I'd add this.

I don't burp. Or belch. I can't, and I've never been able to.

Anyone else?
 Quoting: Returner 997


lucky bastard.. see my thread I cant stop farting at night
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04/13/2010 05:29 PM
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Returner (OP)
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04/13/2010 05:34 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
My last X-ray showed an extra liter or so of air trapped in my lungs.
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04/13/2010 05:45 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Hell, since the theme of the day seems to be odd biological dysfunction, I thought I'd add this.

I don't burp. Or belch. I can't, and I've never been able to.

Anyone else?
 Quoting: Returner 997

due to long story, i had to take prilosec
only took 2 pills and said that was enough of that
BUT
my burper started working
never could before that

WEIRD
Things change when you least expect it.
Returner (OP)
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04/13/2010 05:46 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
No kidding?

Heck I may try that. Thanks!
JCD

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04/13/2010 05:48 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
you're welcome!
Things change when you least expect it.
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04/13/2010 05:48 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
You owe me a keyboard.
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04/13/2010 05:48 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
My last X-ray showed an extra liter or so of air trapped in my lungs.
 Quoting: Returner 997

Burps don't come from the lungs but from the stomach.

Just sayin'.
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04/13/2010 05:51 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
I'm simply unwilling to.
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04/13/2010 05:57 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Lately, too, I've been unable to rotate my ears when tracking sounds. this is particularly annoying during flight.
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04/13/2010 06:05 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Lately, too, I've been unable to rotate my ears when tracking sounds. this is particularly annoying during flight.
 Quoting: Returner 997


I hope you don’t lose your ability to regurgitate. I wouldn’t want those young Returners to starve.
BURPLESS AS WELL
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04/13/2010 06:09 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
I have NEVER been able to burp
Chugging beer in my college days usually ended up with me power-puking or so bloated that I felt the only way to feel better would be to throw up

Even now, I can't belch to make room after a meal or drink soda (not that I miss it)

weird huh
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04/13/2010 06:11 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
it is a family trait ... none of the men in our family burp, except for when they drink excessive amounts of beer ... and it all comes out like "air puke" ... one big blast - nothing like a real burp ... so they all avoid beer
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04/13/2010 06:14 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Run some GI test -- you might have an ulcer or
Hernia near the feeding track area or peptic area.

8 years ago when I had peptic ulcers I couldn't burp
and almost passed away . Get it checked.

Alkaselzer of Sodium Bicarbonate 2x a day will help
you get everything back to normal.
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04/13/2010 06:17 PM
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Back to Normal?

For me this IS normal... I'm 33 and can practically remember each burp per year since I only have to remember about 33 of them!!
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
im having trouble... my tail keeps getting caught when I close my bathroom stall door. I also have a problem farting though, they build up but just don't come out. This is really annoying becauseI have to expel the gas somewhere, so it usually ends up coming up through my esophagus and exits my body through my mouth. Not something your girlfriend wants taste when your deep throating her. And anyways I taste it too and trust me it sucks. If you don't believe me eat shit... literally. Please help, any suggestions?
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Re: Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?
Are you a bat for $300?

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