Is Anyone Else Here Unable to Burp?

Drink a 7-up with a gas x, you'll see. Or explode...

My wife can't, but that's because she's had a Nissen fundoplication (google it).

Have you tried washing Mentos down with Coke?

lucky bastard.. see my thread I cant stop farting at night

My last X-ray showed an extra liter or so of air trapped in my lungs.

due to long story, i had to take prilosec
only took 2 pills and said that was enough of that
BUT
my burper started working
never could before that

WEIRD

No kidding?

Heck I may try that. Thanks!

you're welcome!

You owe me a keyboard.

Burps don't come from the lungs but from the stomach.

Just sayin'.

I'm simply unwilling to.

Lately, too, I've been unable to rotate my ears when tracking sounds. this is particularly annoying during flight.

I hope you don’t lose your ability to regurgitate. I wouldn’t want those young Returners to starve.

I have NEVER been able to burp
Chugging beer in my college days usually ended up with me power-puking or so bloated that I felt the only way to feel better would be to throw up

Even now, I can't belch to make room after a meal or drink soda (not that I miss it)

weird huh

it is a family trait ... none of the men in our family burp, except for when they drink excessive amounts of beer ... and it all comes out like "air puke" ... one big blast - nothing like a real burp ... so they all avoid beer

Run some GI test -- you might have an ulcer or
Hernia near the feeding track area or peptic area.

8 years ago when I had peptic ulcers I couldn't burp
and almost passed away . Get it checked.

Alkaselzer of Sodium Bicarbonate 2x a day will help
you get everything back to normal.

Back to Normal?

For me this IS normal... I'm 33 and can practically remember each burp per year since I only have to remember about 33 of them!!

im having trouble... my tail keeps getting caught when I close my bathroom stall door. I also have a problem farting though, they build up but just don't come out. This is really annoying becauseI have to expel the gas somewhere, so it usually ends up coming up through my esophagus and exits my body through my mouth. Not something your girlfriend wants taste when your deep throating her. And anyways I taste it too and trust me it sucks. If you don't believe me eat shit... literally. Please help, any suggestions?

Are you a bat for $300?