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Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck

 
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Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
I have to go to a lot of different homes and every single person who has a Pitt bull immediately tells me "my Pitt bull is nice". If you wanted a nice dog you would have got a lab. You got a Pitt bull because you are a stupid fuck who thinks it makes you look tough. It doesn't make you look tough it makes you look like a dipshit. Especially if you have young children.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
I was walking down the street to today and noticed someone specifically referencing an individual that...well wasn't there. Very curious, very interesting indeed. I think you dropped your chip. Here you may have it back, do you feel better now?
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
Here is what 'trying to look tough" looks like. Enjoy and download for you ipod, while you make your rounds.

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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
Anyone that is stupid enough to have small children and a Pit Bull should be sterilized so they can't have any more kids. That's so they can't pass on any more of their stupid gene. And their children should be fostered out to a family that cares about their safety.

It does seem that people own Pitbulls to make a statement about themselves. Unfortunately for them the statement is "I'm a fuckwit and as well as that I have a very small penis"
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
When making sweeping generalizations like the dim wit above, the size of ones member is not at issue, yet the size of the intellect is hanging out in all it's mediocrity for all to see. I would say here is your sign, but it appears you have that firmly griped within your palm. We will be sure to see you parading on other threads, yes?
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
When making sweeping generalizations like the dim wit above, the size of ones member is not at issue, yet the size of the intellect is hanging out in all it's mediocrity for all to see. I would say here is your sign, but it appears you have that firmly griped within your palm. We will be sure to see you parading on other threads, yes?
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OP is an idiot there are far more bites and injuries to people due to labs than pitbulls.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
lies. There are many reliable statistic sources about which dogs bite or attack the most.Not Labs.
OP, thanks, you speak truth. They just want to look cool. or, Tough. Or sell pups to others who want to look badass. Everyone wants to be vin diesel or a motorcycle mama or a gangster, stupid.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
they rescue a dog.
not all think so.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
I have to go to a lot of different homes and every single person who has a Pitt bull immediately tells me "my Pitt bull is nice". If you wanted a nice dog you would have got a lab. You got a Pitt bull because you are a stupid fuck who thinks it makes you look tough. It doesn't make you look tough it makes you look like a dipshit. Especially if you have young children.
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Yep, Omegatard is the ultimate proof. 5a Although he not only looks like a dipshit
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
I love pits. I will always.
The people who get them for ego reasons are generally shallow in a thug way. They (the generally shallow, thugs)should be chained to a tree and given an algae filled water bowl in the dirt ten feet away.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
When making sweeping generalizations like the dim wit above, the size of ones member is not at issue, yet the size of the intellect is hanging out in all it's mediocrity for all to see. I would say here is your sign, but it appears you have that firmly griped within your palm. We will be sure to see you parading on other threads, yes?
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Good argument, but OP does have a point. I've seen an awful lot of pit bull owners who sport mullets. Not saying they ALL do...

There are exceptions to every rule.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
When making sweeping generalizations like the dim wit above, the size of ones member is not at issue, yet the size of the intellect is hanging out in all it's mediocrity for all to see. I would say here is your sign, but it appears you have that firmly griped within your palm. We will be sure to see you parading on other threads, yes?
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
I don't know about that...my neighbor has one... and the way that dog drags him down the street does NOT make him look tough.

That's for sure.

grinning
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
When making sweeping generalizations like the dim wit above, the size of ones member is not at issue, yet the size of the intellect is hanging out in all it's mediocrity for all to see. I would say here is your sign, but it appears you have that firmly griped within your palm. We will be sure to see you parading on other threads, yes?



OP is an idiot there are far more bites and injuries to people due to labs than pitbulls.
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True, BUT:

1: the severity of the bite-wounds & the extend of the damage is far, far larger when pittbulls attack.

2: THERE ARE FAR MORE LABS THEN THERE ARE PITTBULLS IN FAMILY ENVIROMENTS. (moron).
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
PITBULLS ARE NOT AND SHOULD NOT BE BRED AS PETS.

They are, like German Shepherds, Rottweilers, etc., guard and working dogs.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
PITBULLS ARE NOT AND SHOULD NOT BE BRED AS PETS.

They are, like German Shepherds, Rottweilers, etc., guard and working dogs.
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+1

Not a family dog.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
I have to go to a lot of different homes and every single person who has a Pitt bull immediately tells me "my Pitt bull is nice". If you wanted a nice dog you would have got a lab. You got a Pitt bull because you are a stupid fuck who thinks it makes you look tough. It doesn't make you look tough it makes you look like a dipshit. Especially if you have young children.
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agreed
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
9 out of 10 pitbull owners are idiots. the other one got it from an animal shelter
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PITBULLS ARE NOT AND SHOULD NOT BE BRED AS PETS.

They are, like German Shepherds, Rottweilers, etc., guard and working dogs.
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Dobermans too.
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9 out of 10 pitbull owners are idiots. the other one got it from an animal shelter
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+1
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
some of the nicest dogs i've met are pits. and i'm not a pit fan. should they choose to bite it's a more serious attack just due to the anatomy of the breed, but any dog will bite. i've always been leery of them just because of the strength of the bite. yet... some of the more lovable dogs i've met have been pits. oh well, believe i'll stick with the akita.
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**Waiting for the pit bull tards to come on here saying how tender and sweet their doggies are**
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
Haven't read your thread yet OP, but wanted to respond. OP, you are telling it like it is. Whenever I see someone with a Pitt Bull I think a whole string of things about the person, none of them good, and the string starts with "dumber than a rock", Pitt Bull owners have a lack of character, and extremely low self esteem. IMO

Your title says it all OP.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
I have to agree OP. To a point.

There are a lot of stereotypes associated with looking tough. Unfortunately, pit bull ownership is one.

I was introduced to a very sweet pit bull yesterday. It is the owners, not the dog that make the dog act bad.

I have been bitten by : Basset hound, poodle, yorkie, chihuahua, and my neighbors Border Collie that nipped me when I would shovel snow.

Some of my friends own "tough guy" dogs. Never been bitten.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
It's just a dog people...it's not evil, just a dog. Like another poster said "any dog can bite, but because of it's anatomy it can do a lot more damage" this is true. Pits are VERY dog and small animal aggressive (this trait was bred to be dominate) and you have to work with them constantly to keep this trait in line, HOWEVER, they are NOT NATURALLY human aggressive (this trait was bred OUT of them, human aggressive pits were "culled" by dog fighters, hard to handle a dog that will bite you as quickly as the dog your throwing it against). They have to have been abused or trained to be human aggressive.

Quote from www.workingpitbull.com " With people, American pit bulls are one of - if not the most - friendliest and most loving breeds. Their pain tolerance makes them tolerant of children's rough play, and their confidence gives them a temperament owner's don't need to make excuses for. They are not a barky breed - many are not even good watch dogs - because they like people.

Those who know pit bulls know that they greet friend and stranger alike with the usual "bully grin" and wiggling butt. A pit bull which snaps or snarls at people is NOT representative of the breed and behavior like that is indicative of poor genetics. Serious breeders cull (euthanized) animals which display poor temperament in order to help maintain the high standard that historical breeders have handed us. " end quote.

Most pits LOVE children and I'm not talking about with ketchup. Their idea of heaven is to have hoards of children climbing all over them and their one of the few breeds of dogs sturdy enough to take the abuse. Most are very sweet tempered and very protective of children and their families. They are fantastic family dogs. ie Petey on the Little Rascles, or Laura Ingles dog from Little House on the Prairie - both pits. They have just been getting a ton of bad PR lately, a few decades ago it was Dobermans & Rottie's that were the "evil" dogs, before that German Shepard's. It's just a damn dog like any other. Bad owner, bad dog.

I have had wolf hybrids, a German shepherd and I've had a pit for the last 5 years that is a rescue dog. Hands down she is the best dog I've ever had. She is a bundle of joy. and I have a child who she adores and is well, very rough with her, a lot, and the pit thinks that's fantastic, that's love as far as she's concerned. lol. BTW - the only dog I've ever been bitten by was my Grandma's yappy teacup poodle... I hate little yappy rat dogs, they bark and snap at everything.

In fairness, she was the hardest to train however. She was about 11 months when we got her and had NO proper training. Pits are VERY stubborn and intelligent (any terrier breed is). So I had to establish dominance with her AND make sure every other member of the household did the same. After that, it wasn't too hard. It's about training, consistency and being responsible. I know, even with lots of "exposure" she is small dog aggressive... I make sure she has no opportunities to be tempted or indulge in this. The yard is fenced, she is always on the leash & gentle leader when we're out. It's a no brainer. We also have 4 cats...after the first week when she realized they were off limits, no problems there either. I don't beat her, it's just consistency, big voice and a squirt bottle. She's just a dog.

Why I chose her over the "nice Labs" at the shelter? She was a short hair, I loved her happy hyper energy, she was adorable with her one floppy ear, and, I knew no-one else would. I don't think she makes me look like a "bad ass" I'm a 40 yo overweight suburban mom, hardly part of the "Thug" culture.

Please educate yourself before you arbitrarily condemn an entire breed of dog for the stupidity and irresponsible behavior of their owners. Get your education from somewhere else other then the 5 O'clock news.

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Famous people who have lived with or live with pit bulls include: Humphrey Bogart, Fred Astaire, Fatty Arbuckle, Mel Brooks, Jon Stewart, Alicia Silverstone, Michael J. Fox, Brad Pitt (makes sense), Madonna, Linda Blair, Jan Michael Vincent, Ken Howard, Mary Tyler Moore, James Caan, Barbara Eden, Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson, Jamie Foxx, Vin Diesel, Rachael Ray, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Shannon Elizabeth, Bernadette Peters, Pink, Usher, Kevin Federline, comedian Sinbad, Cesar Millan and Pittsburgh Steelers Linebacker Joey Porter. Oh, but then there was also John Steinbeck, James Ellroy, President Woodrow Wilson, General George Patton, Helen Keller and Thomas Edison (inventor of the light bulb, not too shabby).
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"Petey" from "The Little Rascals" was a pit bull and so was "Buster Brown's" dog "Tige."
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Actress Linda Blair founded a well-known organization outside of Los Angeles called Linda Blair WorldHeart Foundation that rescues mainly pit bulls from overcrowded shelters and the streets
“early” pit bulls typically lived in their owner’s homes and actually earned the nickname of “nursemaid’s dog” because they were so reliable with young children.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
anyone can be a tough guy
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
When making sweeping generalizations like the dim wit above, the size of ones member is not at issue, yet the size of the intellect is hanging out in all it's mediocrity for all to see. I would say here is your sign, but it appears you have that firmly griped within your palm. We will be sure to see you parading on other threads, yes?



OP is an idiot there are far more bites and injuries to people due to labs than pitbulls.
 Quoting: ttown_okie 945256


Dunno about the Labs but Sheep dogs and small ratty type dogs bite way more often then pits.

A pitbull is for a responsible experienced dog handler not for shy retiring treat a dog like a person types.

You OWN the dog not the other way around.

been around So called dangerous breeds all my life never been Bitten by one.

Was bitten numerous times by herding dogs (just a nip like they would a sheep its their instinct) and ratty type excuses of dogs.

Dont believe the media. A dog is a dog. Any dog regardless of size or breed should not be left unsupervised around children.

If you do, well then at your own peril.

common sense people. would you leave a child alone in a forest where wolves roam?

Didn't think so.

Common sense seems to be becoming extinct in our species.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
Some crack ho across the street from me in my old neighborhood moved out and left her dog, a pit bull. I was the only one to notice, because it cried and barked every time I went outdoors. So I fed it and walked it, until the house sold and the old owner called animal conrol to get the dog.


The animal control guy was so scared he wouldn't go near her. I picked her up (maybe 95 pounds) and put her in the cage in the truck. Broke my heart.


Anyway, to get to the point, I have lived around a lot of redneck retards. They usually think owning a pit bull means they are tough. The dogs themselves are angels, if their owners weren't buttholes.

But by the time they've been bred by buttholes for a few generations, the dogs are iffy. It's a tragedy. I blame the humans. Dogs can be bred to be bad.
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
I have to go to a lot of different homes and every single person who has a Pitt bull immediately tells me "my Pitt bull is nice". If you wanted a nice dog you would have got a lab. You got a Pitt bull because you are a stupid fuck who thinks it makes you look tough. It doesn't make you look tough it makes you look like a dipshit. Especially if you have young children.
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WOW! You are the dumbest fuck in the world. I don't even have a pitbull and I know there really caring dogs. Your nothing but a brain washed fuck. Stop watching fox news. sheep
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Re: Everyone knows the only reason you have a Pitt bull is because you think it makes you look tough you dumbfuck
9 out of 10 pitbull owners are idiots. the other one got it from an animal shelter
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I got mine from an animal shelter.

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