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Here's a way to find the Loch Ness monster

 
Gale Wolf
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Here's a way to find the Loch Ness monster
Dump a ton of bad scotch into the lake and that monster would surely surface for air. Plus, he'd be drunk and since science has never postulated a drunk dinosaur before, no one knows what would happen. I wanna see that.
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Dump a ton of bad scotch into the lake and that monster would surely surface for air. Plus, he'd be drunk and since science has never postulated a drunk dinosaur before, no one knows what would happen. I wanna see that.
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Re: Here's a way to find the Loch Ness monster
Only Bigfoot can find Nessie.
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Re: Here's a way to find the Loch Ness monster
haarp will do you only have to pick up the signal true a sattelite.
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04/19/2010 10:16 AM
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Re: Here's a way to find the Loch Ness monster
You can't force a gilled creature to surface for air. Failure due to idiocy.
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Re: Here's a way to find the Loch Ness monster
You can't force a gilled creature to surface for air. Failure due to idiocy.
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You can if the alcohol content is increased. I wanna see what happens.
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You can't force a gilled creature to surface for air. Failure due to idiocy.
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If Nessy is a dinosaur, she will not have gills.
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Re: Here's a way to find the Loch Ness monster
I say we dump enriched uranium in it and birth a radio active dino beast then blame it on iran =p
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04/19/2010 01:18 PM
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Re: Here's a way to find the Loch Ness monster
Na you swime around with no pants on the bigger the man the better nessie sees the dong and comes to eat,thought you all new that.

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