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HELP NEEDED! Create And Post New Holidays For The Updated New Jerusalem Calendar!

 
2012gregg
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HELP NEEDED! Create And Post New Holidays For The Updated New Jerusalem Calendar!
In conjunction with Hawk0 and NJR, let's all help Russ with his quest to push the NuJu cult by suggesting a few more holidays for his ever so popular calendar.

What new holidays would you suggest?

Here are the ones NuJuRuss listed

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New Jerusalem with King James Bible

0/0 ---------- ALPHA OMEGA NEW YEAR DAY – VERNAL EQUINOX
MAR 1/10 ----- PALM TUESDAY- PASSOVER LAMB JESUS COMES TO JERUSALEM
MAR 1/14 ----- PASSOVER SATURDAY
MAR 1/15-21 -- FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD
MAR 1/22 ----- EASTER SUNDAY - Jesus is Risen
APR 2/28 ----- MOTHER’S DAY
APR 2/33 ----- ASCENSION DAY THURSDAY(40 DAYS AFTER EASTER)
MAY 3/8 ------ PENTECOST SUNDAY(50 DAYS AFTER EASTER)
MAY 3/28 ----- FATHER’S DAY
JUN 4/15-22 -- GOD’S INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION
SEPT 7/1 ----- FEAST OF TRUMPETS
SEPT 7/10 ---- DAY OF ATONEMENT
SEPT 7/15-21 - FEAST OF TABERNACLES
SEPT 7/22 ---- LAST GREAT DAY
OCT 8/18 ----- HALLOWEEN
NOV 9/4,5 ---- TRUTH DAY THANKSGIVING
DEC 10/1-8 --- FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS CHRISTMAS
JAN 11/32 ---- LOVE DAY
FEB 12/14-15 - FEAST OF PURIM

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Here are a couple suggestions:

February 30th Spank The Monkey Day
December 25th Festivus For the Rest Of Us Day
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You can add my birthday but I will only tell you about it when it's there.
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You can add my birthday but I will only tell you about it when it's there.
 Quoting: <| NutOnTheEdge |>

I already know it, and it's carved in stone on the NEW NuJu Calendar

Maytobruary 5th
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaddd

An hint: I am a Gemini and not a Taurus.
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APR 22-30 BEER DAY
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I propose Feast of the Ball Caps and Goatees on May 15 and Post a Monkey Video on May 17.
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APR 22-30 BEER DAY
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 944352

:minimoran:
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Star Trek day, Star Trek day!
'Magically Delicious'
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We should have a

New Jerusalem Russ

day in his honour, not sure about the date, how about the middle of August?
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Feast of T-Bone

May 13/34-67
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Can we have a 9 day festival of boobs? Starts on a Saturday, goes all week, ends on Sunday the next weekend.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Can we have a 9 day festival of boobs? Starts on a Saturday, goes all week, ends on Sunday the next weekend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 665901


Yes, in July 17/22-90.98 x 4.8
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Russ' Birthday should be a holiday.

Sat Apr 2/7/10
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Can we have a Batman day?
'Magically Delicious'
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Can we have a Batman day?
 Quoting: Preacher Zero


Sir, every day is Batman Day.
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Feast of T-Bone

May 13/34-67
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


love it! I have one marinating right now!
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Can we have a 9 day festival of boobs? Starts on a Saturday, goes all week, ends on Sunday the next weekend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 665901

love this one too...

it could be the reverse of fasting
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We should have a

New Jerusalem Russ

day in his honour, not sure about the date, how about the middle of August?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 934796


Russ' Birthday should be a holiday.

Sat Apr 2/7/10
 Quoting: Hawk0

no doubt!

eons from now, he will be a legend!

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On what days will be be having our annual 'Cow Tipping' and 'Dwarf Bowling' contests. That's all I'm bothered about.
John 3:16 is Right
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On what days will be be having our annual 'Cow Tipping' and 'Dwarf Bowling' contests. That's all I'm bothered about.
 Quoting: ~Behold The Squiggles~

LOL

I'm starting to like the New NuJu calendar
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Just Curious...Will Russ be the pope in this new cult?
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Just Curious...Will Russ be the pope in this new cult?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 945977

rumor has it that Barry Soetoro claimed that title already

on a side note, Al Gore isn't pleased, adding he invented the NuJu calendar
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I don't think there are Popes silly.
Just Curious...Will Russ be the pope in this new cult?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 945977
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Russ looks like we have ourselves some new recruits, you will all be knighted for your efforts in the name of the New Jerusalem.
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perhaps a Nude Jerusalem calendar is in the making?
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Russ can't post holiday...everyday!
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perhaps a Nude Jerusalem calendar is in the making?
 Quoting: 2012gregg

No I don't think so.

Sat 2/7
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Russtardia... In Augtember on the 20teenth.
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Just Curious...Will Russ be the Dope in this new cult?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 945977


oops typo, I fixed it for you
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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pin this shit!!!

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