What is the BEST woman in bed. A blonde, a redhead, a brunette, a black haired woman, or some other color?

Trench, I get your anguish now. This forum is your entire life! 7000 posts, did I read that right? Good God! GET A LIFE!!!


Awwwww, you had to resort to looking and commenting on the number of posts someone has.

You are so cool... I really wish I could be as cool as you are... I really do! It must be hard to be so perfect, so together... sooooooo awesome. Oh, and if you're bored or you feel inclined, you can see how many posts I have and do your math and come back with a witty retort. Ooooh! You know what else? You can divide the number of posts I personally have (or anyone else for that matter) by the amount of time I have been a member and then average it to come up with a numerical estimate of the number of posts per day I make... GOD!!!! You are inspiring me to greatness!!!

Now... stop being such a moody bitch, turn on your sarcasm detector (although I wasn't being sarcastic, I really think you are awesome and would love to be just like you), and pull the stick out of your ass.

Hey, do you wanna be facebook friends?



Aww, sticking up for your GLP buddy. That's so heartwarming. I think he can stick up for himself though. Notice I didn't say one rude word to him and you bet I will defend myself when someone tells me to fuck off. That doesn't make me a moody bitch. You sure sound like one though.

Women who's hair has turned white in



their early 20s from speed over use

Trench, I get your anguish now. This forum is your entire life! 7000 posts, did I read that right? Good God! GET A LIFE!!!


Awwwww, you had to resort to looking and commenting on the number of posts someone has.

You are so cool... I really wish I could be as cool as you are... I really do! It must be hard to be so perfect, so together... sooooooo awesome. Oh, and if you're bored or you feel inclined, you can see how many posts I have and do your math and come back with a witty retort. Ooooh! You know what else? You can divide the number of posts I personally have (or anyone else for that matter) by the amount of time I have been a member and then average it to come up with a numerical estimate of the number of posts per day I make... GOD!!!! You are inspiring me to greatness!!!

Now... stop being such a moody bitch, turn on your sarcasm detector (although I wasn't being sarcastic, I really think you are awesome and would love to be just like you), and pull the stick out of your ass.

Hey, do you wanna be facebook friends?



Aww, sticking up for your GLP buddy. That's so heartwarming. I think he can stick up for himself though. Notice I didn't say one rude word to him and you bet I will defend myself when someone tells me to fuck off. That doesn't make me a moody bitch. You sure sound like one though.

Amazing, I post a couple of innocent comments about myself and its like these people were chomping at the bit to have a go at me. Seriously, this is not why I come here. This is what I get for having insomnia and posting in a place like this. I'm discovering GLP is surprisingly clique-ish. I guess I shouldn't have had the audacity to type in my name everytime I post. What an arrogant, attention-seeking, phony bitch I am, omg!!! I think I'm going to cry now....How sad that people have to gang up on someone they don't even know.

Women who's hair has turned white in



their early 20s from speed over use


Carpet or drapes?

Trench, I get your anguish now. This forum is your entire life! 7000 posts, did I read that right? Good God! GET A LIFE!!!


Awwwww, you had to resort to looking and commenting on the number of posts someone has.

You are so cool... I really wish I could be as cool as you are... I really do! It must be hard to be so perfect, so together... sooooooo awesome. Oh, and if you're bored or you feel inclined, you can see how many posts I have and do your math and come back with a witty retort. Ooooh! You know what else? You can divide the number of posts I personally have (or anyone else for that matter) by the amount of time I have been a member and then average it to come up with a numerical estimate of the number of posts per day I make... GOD!!!! You are inspiring me to greatness!!!

Now... stop being such a moody bitch, turn on your sarcasm detector (although I wasn't being sarcastic, I really think you are awesome and would love to be just like you), and pull the stick out of your ass.

Hey, do you wanna be facebook friends?



Aww, sticking up for your GLP buddy. That's so heartwarming. I think he can stick up for himself though. Notice I didn't say one rude word to him and you bet I will defend myself when someone tells me to fuck off. That doesn't make me a moody bitch. You sure sound like one though.
How does it feel knowing that my wife kicked your ass in public?

Trench, I get your anguish now. This forum is your entire life! 7000 posts, did I read that right? Good God! GET A LIFE!!!


Awwwww, you had to resort to looking and commenting on the number of posts someone has.

You are so cool... I really wish I could be as cool as you are... I really do! It must be hard to be so perfect, so together... sooooooo awesome. Oh, and if you're bored or you feel inclined, you can see how many posts I have and do your math and come back with a witty retort. Ooooh! You know what else? You can divide the number of posts I personally have (or anyone else for that matter) by the amount of time I have been a member and then average it to come up with a numerical estimate of the number of posts per day I make... GOD!!!! You are inspiring me to greatness!!!

Now... stop being such a moody bitch, turn on your sarcasm detector (although I wasn't being sarcastic, I really think you are awesome and would love to be just like you), and pull the stick out of your ass.

Hey, do you wanna be facebook friends?



Aww, sticking up for your GLP buddy. That's so heartwarming. I think he can stick up for himself though. Notice I didn't say one rude word to him and you bet I will defend myself when someone tells me to fuck off. That doesn't make me a moody bitch. You sure sound like one though.
How does it feel knowing that my wife kicked your ass in public?

They can kiss my ass,...

my emotional strength just comes from a lifetime of defending myself against douchebags.

my emotional strength just comes from a lifetime of defending myself against douchebags.

When one is over-tired and a little stoned...
that statement is a hilarious visual...

Trench, I get your anguish now. This forum is your entire
How does it feel knowing that my wife kicked your ass in public?


That sure didn't feel like an ass-kicking to me but whatevs!

How does it feel to gang up on someone who didn't do jack shit to you, your wife or your buddy Trench? Do you feel all big and cocky now?

Trench, I get your anguish now. This forum is your entire
How does it feel knowing that my wife kicked your ass in public?


That sure didn't feel like an ass-kicking to me but whatevs!

How does it feel to gang up on someone who didn't do jack shit to you, your wife or your buddy Trench? Do you feel all big and cocky now?

my emotional strength just comes from a lifetime of defending myself against douchebags.

When one is over-tired and a little stoned...
that statement is a hilarious visual...

Trench, I get your anguish now. This forum is your entire
How does it feel knowing that my wife kicked your ass in public?


That sure didn't feel like an ass-kicking to me but whatevs!

How does it feel to gang up on someone who didn't do jack shit to you, your wife or your buddy Trench? Do you feel all big and cocky now?

yes i feel all big and cocky now , do you like sucking me or jerking me off better?

Trench, I get your anguish now. This forum is your entire
How does it feel knowing that my wife kicked your ass in public?


That sure didn't feel like an ass-kicking to me but whatevs!

How does it feel to gang up on someone who didn't do jack shit to you, your wife or your buddy Trench? Do you feel all big and cocky now?

yes i feel all big and cocky now , do you like sucking me or jerking me off better?

my emotional strength just comes from a lifetime of defending myself against douchebags.

When one is over-tired and a little stoned...
that statement is a hilarious visual...


I am over-tired, and soon to be a little stoned. I'm glad you're here, you are diluting the douchebaggery with your neutrality, it's refreshing. I should go soon but I can't wait to see what they come up with next. God people are so fucking mean. Mean people suck.

Can't we all just get along and admit that redheads are the hottest in bed, and that most mortal men have no fucking idea what to do with us once they get us naked?

Can't we all just get along and admit that redheads are the hottest in bed, and that most mortal men have no fucking idea what to do with us once they get us naked?

Now THAT is the truth right there...

Can't we all just get along and admit that redheads are the hottest in bed, and that most mortal men have no fucking idea what to do with us once they get us naked?

Now THAT is the truth right there...

Jammie gotta GUN.


That's priceless...

It's scary living alone sometimes...and seriously...a gun is not a bad idea...but a dog is better...they're easier to cuddle with.

my emotional strength just comes from a lifetime of defending myself against douchebags.

When one is over-tired and a little stoned...
that statement is a hilarious visual...


I am over-tired, and soon to be a little stoned. I'm glad you're here, you are diluting the douchebaggery with your neutrality, it's refreshing. I should go soon but I can't wait to see what they come up with next. God people are so fucking mean. Mean people suck.

Humor helps with most things.

Spark up...

Takes care of the rest.

Actually, your best bet is a BLONDE!

Not those bottle blondes who have bleached their brains out along with their hair. A REAL blonde, preferably with blue eyes.

Venutians know all about love!

Me loves the redheads..

Jammie gotta GUN.


That's priceless...

It's scary living alone sometimes...and seriously...a gun is not a bad idea...but a dog is better...they're easier to cuddle with.

And a gun won't lick peanut butter off your Va-Jay-Jay...
No matter what color your hair happens to be.

my emotional strength just comes from a lifetime of defending myself against douchebags.

When one is over-tired and a little stoned...
that statement is a hilarious visual...


I am over-tired, and soon to be a little stoned. I'm glad you're here, you are diluting the douchebaggery with your neutrality, it's refreshing. I should go soon but I can't wait to see what they come up with next. God people are so fucking mean. Mean people suck.

Humor helps with most things.

Spark up...

Takes care of the rest.


I sparked up! :) Anyone still here though?