My girlfriend is an Alien, need help(serious)

She just wants a green card and an anchor baby.

Or maybe she wants an anchor card and a GREEN BABY

Well....I've got YOUR attention at this time... ;)

What are you trying to say?

You should tell her that you will marry her if she will come to GLP and spill the beans about the reptilians, and provide a video of herself shapeshifting.

Well....I've got YOUR attention at this time... ;)

What are you trying to say?


I'm trying to say....You stated I was boring and I am stating that obviously I'm not THAT boring or I wouldn't have your attention. ;) As long as I keep your attention, my reality, as well as yours, expands to each others realm of possibilities.... Savoy? lol

Well....I've got YOUR attention at this time... ;)

What are you trying to say?


I'm trying to say....You stated I was boring and I am stating that obviously I'm not THAT boring or I wouldn't have your attention. ;) As long as I keep your attention, my reality, as well as yours, expands to each others realm of possibilities.... Savoy? lol

I was just messin'..you're not boring at all AC. You just won't bed aliens. Each to his own though huh? ;) lol

Well....I've got YOUR attention at this time... ;)

What are you trying to say?


I'm trying to say....You stated I was boring and I am stating that obviously I'm not THAT boring or I wouldn't have your attention. ;) As long as I keep your attention, my reality, as well as yours, expands to each others realm of possibilities.... Savoy? lol

I was just messin'..you're not boring at all AC. You just won't bed aliens. Each to his own though huh? ;) lol


Exactly. ;) Just not my cup of tea.

Well....I've got YOUR attention at this time... ;)

What are you trying to say?


I'm trying to say....You stated I was boring and I am stating that obviously I'm not THAT boring or I wouldn't have your attention. ;) As long as I keep your attention, my reality, as well as yours, expands to each others realm of possibilities.... Savoy? lol

I was just messin'..you're not boring at all AC. You just won't bed aliens. Each to his own though huh? ;) lol


Exactly. ;) Just not my cup of tea.

You wouldn't even know if you were or not. There are aliens among us, they don't all have abilities. How would you even know?

Yeah....I'm gonna put my money on the fact that I have never run into one....Although, I believe my ex wife was a demon. My brother calls her "The Evil One". LOL

At first I thought this post was a joke, but then I saw that it was "(serious)"

That's when I knew it was the real deal!!

she is a shapeshifter she can be as hot as you want her to be.

So last night my GF of about 5 months came out and proposed to me. It was great, BUT then she said she had a secret to share. She's a Reptilian shapeshifter. She explain that there are many of them here on Earth, and that we can live a long happy life together, but I'm conflicted.

What should I do?

Not :ahh, :ahhh:

That would depend a lot on exactly how hot she is?