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5 Mexican Generals--Kinky Friedman's border plan

 
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5 Mexican Generals--Kinky Friedman's border plan
“We divide the border into five jurisdictions,” Friedman “To
each jurisdiction we appoint a Mexican general. To each of them, we hold $1 million in a bank account … And we withdraw $5,000 every time we catch an illegal alien coming through his jurisdiction."
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El calvo viñuales (yaco) y el otro el marichalar (emergya), como siempre encuentro pa chupar del bote de la junta y los asistentes "que vienen a aprender" a hacerles el trabajo. NO VAYAIS!!! ACORDAOS DE LA GUADEC DE SEVILLA!!
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“We divide the border into five jurisdictions,” Friedman “To
each jurisdiction we appoint a Mexican general. To each of them, we hold $1 million in a bank account … And we withdraw $5,000 every time we catch an illegal alien coming through his jurisdiction."
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Good idea! Give them a five-year contract. At the end, they can have what's left of the $1 million. That would work.
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Fuck yes! Even if the narcopoly that seems to run the border has upped the ante, make it a billion dollars for each general. How many billions are being spent on a fence that isn't working or how much is spent on the Border Patrol?
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Actually, this couldn't make it any worse. We're already wasting billions on a totally ineffective system.
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Re: 5 Mexican Generals--Kinky Friedman's border plan
“We divide the border into five jurisdictions,” Friedman “To
each jurisdiction we appoint a Mexican general. To each of them, we hold $1 million in a bank account … And we withdraw $5,000 every time we catch an illegal alien coming through his jurisdiction."


Good idea! Give them a five-year contract. At the end, they can have what's left of the $1 million. That would work.
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they would just sneak there own ilegals in by the truck loads and do it over and over again till they had there money.
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Re: 5 Mexican Generals--Kinky Friedman's border plan
El calvo viñuales (yaco) y el otro el marichalar (emergya), como siempre encuentro pa chupar del bote de la junta y los asistentes "que vienen a aprender" a hacerles el trabajo. NO VAYAIS!!! ACORDAOS DE LA GUADEC DE SEVILLA!!
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Hey, speak English, godammit.
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