The one I know throws great parties. He did have Grey Poupon right next to honey ham. The dog's favorite spot was next to whoever was hand grabbing ham off of the spiral.

I asked him if he was sure there was enough ham. He said there was.
Later, after the party, I said "thanks for having me. " He said, " But my dear, I haven't had you, yet." We laughed.
He looked very cool in his French Kings costume.

He is not the former R. mentality type at all.