Anyone with land in the Ozark mountain area willing to sell cheap???

No.

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My brother lives in the Ozarks on family land.

I´d be willing to cut out 2 acres (secluded, with a cabin) of my share for you - in exchange, you help my brother with his existing crops and have space to raise your own.

But you cannot bring your fat girlfriend, I´m sorry.

If you´re serious, I´ll be in touch.

She´s NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

I was helping her out from her problems...

I need to get rid of her just so I don´t have to listen to people claim she´s my girlfriend anymore!!!

You too, huh? I am traveling to Arkansas next week to look at serveral large tracts of land to purchase. I am feeling the desire to get up in the mountains and live as meekly as possibly.

So he gets an offer for a free cabin in the Ozarks
and all he does is scream about the girlfriend.

I think he´s NOT serious.

I live and have land in the Springfield,MO area. I use my land & cabin on the weekends and have an apartment in town where I work.

YODA

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plug in 72949 for the zip code
click on add nearby area
click on more options

select 1 or more acres

you will get 546 properties starting at $4,900

offer them 1/2 or less of asking proice

keep asking untill some one says ok

try it, it works

arthur

Thank you, Kevin.

I can here the banjo and gitars a picking as we speak

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Yoda, I live in AR, and have all my life. It´s lovely here, and there are places you can pick up property cheap, secluded and pristine.

Southern Mo. will work as well...

the local hee haws will sodomize u Yoda. Didn´t u see Deliverance? That is just their way of saying howdy yankee mofo.

Don´t do it!!! I´ve been living in the woods for nearly 3 years now. At first it was great but I broke my right leg earlier this winter and I was marooned and alone all day from 6:30am till my kids got home from school around 4pm. I couldn´t even go anywhere until my wife got home cuz I couidn´t drive.
Talk about cabin fever.

3280, wanna sell your place???

I new sum guys in the Ozark Mountains, but they were at the time all daredevils and probably aren´t willing to part with their property. Last I saw of them they were busy writing southern rock songs.

Nope but i´ll offer my handsmanship to anyone that needs a handyman in there safe location

I´d sell it to you Yoda but my wife won´t leave.
It had been her plan all along to eventually live here when we first bought it years ago as a vaction or weekend house.
I should have known back in 99 when she talked me into winterizing the place, putting on an addition and building a deck and dock combo for the summers.

contact this guy on yahoo maheshwa0 about acreage at harmony.