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How To Get A Divorce

 
It's Easy
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How To Get A Divorce
Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
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Re: How To Get A Divorce
Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
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Can i print this, OP???
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
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Re: How To Get A Divorce
Sure, print away...
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Sure, print away...
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you the divorcer or divorcee??
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
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04/30/2010 04:49 PM
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Re: How To Get A Divorce
This sounds exactly like my soon-to-be-ex.
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04/30/2010 04:51 PM
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I will give these pointers to my next ex-wife when I meet her.
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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04/30/2010 04:52 PM
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It is a script American and English women use. They compare notes. Manipulative bitches.
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Sure, print away...

you the divorcer or divorcee??
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neither so far...
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04/30/2010 06:27 PM
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Sure, print away...

you the divorcer or divorcee??


neither so far...
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Your house sounds a lot like mine at the moment. Funny how a guy can do absolutely nothing and everything wrong at the same time.
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funny how a guy can compliment his wife twice and have it called "harassment"

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05/29/2010 08:34 PM
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too bad we don't fight this would be much easier...
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too bad we don't fight this would be much easier...
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I know what you mean. I used to hope for some ugly confrontation so I could feel better about it.


You could pick a fight. Think of something.
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fucking head games is all she has for me
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Just be single lol
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Sounds like my parents. They've been divorced for 12 years now and they still talk shit about each other every chance they get. I tell them off when they try to do it around me.
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Sounds like my husbands greedy whore ex-wife who still manages to soak him for every fucking dime she can.
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Well that didn't help me a damn bit. I've been trying to get divorced for over a freakin year huffy
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Well that didn't help me a damn bit. I've been trying to get divorced for over a freakin year huffy
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Try pushing your spouse away constantly the while simultaneously claiming that your spouse is actually pushing you away.

Tell your spouse that they are not allowed to talk to your friends, and never invite them to anything.

Basically carve out a separate life like Al and Tipper.

Refusing to talk to them is another gem. Simple yet effective.
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stay out all night, do not answer your cell or return any texts, then the next day when your spouse is concerned tell them to stop checking up on you.
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make sure you go out with your friends that like to fuck other married people as often as possible.

you can combine strategies to multiply effectiveness, such as combining the friends who fuck married people with the staying out all night with no contact. That is a favorite combination of many happily divorced people.

it would probably be smart to let your friends call your spouse any name they feel like such as fucknest or shitclown for instance, then agree that maybe those names are accurate if they happen to ask.

in general, being drunk and bitter is a good sign you are on the right track.
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oh one other important item, if they try to touch you, hugs especially, pretend your spouse is Jabba the Hut after he just threw up on himself, then you will be sure to demonstrate the proper amount of disgust.
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seriously here is an interesting milestone...

If your spouse can let their friends call you an "Ass" to your face and your spouse will stay out all night with no contact, that is when you let it go.

That is all you really have to do to me anyway. It's easy.
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well i made the appointment

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Re: How To Get A Divorce
Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
 Quoting: It's Easy 488240

I admit, I want my freedom, not for any thing or any one but just for me. We have grown so far apart.. I don't know this person, they really left me several years ago. I think he stays for the 'perks' and is not sex, none of that in several years now. My kids are young adults, I think it's more fear of the unknown more than any thing. It's bad we have been 'separated' for lack of a better word,for almost 4 years now. married for 27 years, We are not even friends, I don't even trust him, and he doesn't even like me.
it's a mess.
Oh well.. maybe one day...
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Re: How To Get A Divorce
Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
 Quoting: It's Easy 488240


All of this can be translated to "I found a new place to get it, and your services will no longer be needed."
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Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.
 Quoting: It's Easy 488240


You forgot:
Have Grown Appart.
Have Grown in differing directions.
No longer fit with the desires of lifestyle.
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You never stop
Have no patience
Want it all now
Can't wait the allotted amount of penance time



And...



Do not have a recognizable penis. Maybe a nanopenis. Not of recognizable size without microscopic enhancement.



Yes no penis. I own everything. Fuck all that today ladies and gents she can move the fuck out the fuck MY fucken house god fucken damit.

I swear watch the skies its coming down

When you already carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, you don't need permission to save everyone's ass




Agaion



I can make this make sense later, a new loan mod may be coming which changes the ballpark

Turns the worm somewhat




anonstoner
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Oh don't worry about it. If you are powerful enough in this world there will be organized, and payed for, endeavors to sabotage your relationships so thoroughly, you'll get a divorce.

A voyeristic elite wind up doing nothing but harming the populus.
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Sure, print away...

you the divorcer or divorcee??


neither so far...


Your house sounds a lot like mine at the moment. Funny how a guy can do absolutely nothing and everything wrong at the same time.
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Having her successfully SERVED this morning about 1 1/2 hours ago... priceless.

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Sure, print away...

you the divorcer or divorcee??


neither so far...
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Your house sounds a lot like mine at the moment. Funny how a guy can do absolutely nothing and everything wrong at the same time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 721505

ORRRR be grateful, have lots of nice dirty sex, and relax about things. Together 20 years married 12.

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