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How To Get A Divorce

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/27/2011 12:43 PM
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You never stop
Have no patience
Want it all now
Can't wait the allotted amount of penance time



And...



Do not have a recognizable penis. Maybe a nanopenis. Not of recognizable size without microscopic enhancement.



Yes no penis. I own everything. Fuck all that today ladies and gents she can move the fuck out the fuck MY fucken house god fucken damit.

I swear watch the skies its coming down

When you already carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, you don't need permission to save everyone's ass




Agaion



I can make this make sense later, a new loan mod may be coming which changes the ballpark

Turns the worm somewhat




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Penis regrown to sizable measure. Put on the "big boy pants" saved everyone's ass now I want the house and car. It's my credit on the line not hers. More to come.
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KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING/MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF
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KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING/MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF
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Paul Simon...50 ways to leave your lover.
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02/14/2013 05:33 PM
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well i made the appointment

june 24
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I have come a long way since that time mark when I decided to divorce. It's a done deal now. It took another 14 months to finalize the divorce in August 2011. It was 6 years over due.

Now I have my life back. It's amazing the negative effect a cheating lying cunt can have on your life.

I am 100% a better parent now that I don't have to live with that woman's insanity. And the kids have a stable sane parent when they are with me.

anonstoner
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Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesn’t satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "it’s worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
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All of this can be translated to "I found a new place to get it, and your services will no longer be needed."
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You left out "And I'm not going to bother to tell you." I can respect finding a new place and moving on. It's the using and lying and total lack of character that is annoying.
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Oh ya happy fucken valentine's day fuck marriage
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Best. Divorce. Ever.

I am doing SO much better without that cunt. Sure she soaks me for money in court. So what, at least I have my life back. My peace and my stability. And whatever money is left over is like winning the lottery compared to the constant edge-of-bankruptcy we were in for 6 years. I begged that cunt to work but she just sat back and did nothing. She was a fucken monster. Still is really, but I am free now, so I don't have to think about it every day.

Lesson learned. Don't stay for the kids. Hell don't get married.

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Before my life, let's just say, "changed"
My wife and I broke up

She followed the same script as per OP

Funny that OP forgot one item - money

My ex was not a gold digger

However

She was always insecure about money because my income then was not steady... the month she left ( taking kids unilaterally ) we made $12500 the month she left/ without a mortgage (I got the bank to admit we didn't owe on the mortgage but she said she wanted to pay them - makes no sense to this day but that's get mindset)

I think the lessons I learned :

1/ marriage is good for one thing - children

2/ after they get to a certain age it's no longer satisfying to the woman which is paradoxical as you'd think men would get bored with monogamy

3/ best bet? After divorce just date date date... have fun and be with your kids as much as possible

4/ don't be bitter- I was mad at first then I realized she did me a huge favor

5/ if you are victim of this be positive and use it to make your life better

6/ my bright side? I made less $ than her at time so I avoided the biggest problem men face - financial extortion ... so men- don't hide assets illegally but consider using legal means (Legitimate holding corporations you own for example) to shelter your income assets and use your losses - I was an entrepreneur at time so my losses/expenses helped me a great deal

My life took a few twists and turns since but it's be a great adventure and it wasn't until she left me that my "new life began" so to speak

Like all trauma see it as a plot twist that is for the better in the long run

I promise you, with time, it will work out

Just focus on making the kids okay

That's all that matters

;)

Sam 2.0