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How To Get A Divorce

 
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You never stop
Have no patience
Want it all now
Can't wait the allotted amount of penance time



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Do not have a recognizable penis. Maybe a nanopenis. Not of recognizable size without microscopic enhancement.



Yes no penis. I own everything. Fuck all that today ladies and gents she can move the fuck out the fuck MY fucken house god fucken damit.

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I can make this make sense later, a new loan mod may be coming which changes the ballpark

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Penis regrown to sizable measure. Put on the "big boy pants" saved everyone's ass now I want the house and car. It's my credit on the line not hers. More to come.
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KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING/MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF
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KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING/MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF
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Paul Simon...50 ways to leave your lover.
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well i made the appointment

june 24
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I have come a long way since that time mark when I decided to divorce. It's a done deal now. It took another 14 months to finalize the divorce in August 2011. It was 6 years over due.

Now I have my life back. It's amazing the negative effect a cheating lying cunt can have on your life.

I am 100% a better parent now that I don't have to live with that woman's insanity. And the kids have a stable sane parent when they are with me.

anonstoner
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Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesnít satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "itís worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
 Quoting: It's Easy 488240


All of this can be translated to "I found a new place to get it, and your services will no longer be needed."
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You left out "And I'm not going to bother to tell you." I can respect finding a new place and moving on. It's the using and lying and total lack of character that is annoying.
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Oh ya happy fucken valentine's day fuck marriage
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Best. Divorce. Ever.

I am doing SO much better without that cunt. Sure she soaks me for money in court. So what, at least I have my life back. My peace and my stability. And whatever money is left over is like winning the lottery compared to the constant edge-of-bankruptcy we were in for 6 years. I begged that cunt to work but she just sat back and did nothing. She was a fucken monster. Still is really, but I am free now, so I don't have to think about it every day.

Lesson learned. Don't stay for the kids. Hell don't get married.

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Before my life, let's just say, "changed"
My wife and I broke up

She followed the same script as per OP

Funny that OP forgot one item - money

My ex was not a gold digger

However

She was always insecure about money because my income then was not steady... the month she left ( taking kids unilaterally ) we made $12500 the month she left/ without a mortgage (I got the bank to admit we didn't owe on the mortgage but she said she wanted to pay them - makes no sense to this day but that's get mindset)

I think the lessons I learned :

1/ marriage is good for one thing - children

2/ after they get to a certain age it's no longer satisfying to the woman which is paradoxical as you'd think men would get bored with monogamy

3/ best bet? After divorce just date date date... have fun and be with your kids as much as possible

4/ don't be bitter- I was mad at first then I realized she did me a huge favor

5/ if you are victim of this be positive and use it to make your life better

6/ my bright side? I made less $ than her at time so I avoided the biggest problem men face - financial extortion ... so men- don't hide assets illegally but consider using legal means (Legitimate holding corporations you own for example) to shelter your income assets and use your losses - I was an entrepreneur at time so my losses/expenses helped me a great deal

My life took a few twists and turns since but it's be a great adventure and it wasn't until she left me that my "new life began" so to speak

Like all trauma see it as a plot twist that is for the better in the long run

I promise you, with time, it will work out

Just focus on making the kids okay

That's all that matters

;)

Sam 2.0
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Before my life, let's just say, "changed"
My wife and I broke up

She followed the same script as per OP

Funny that OP forgot one item - money

My ex was not a gold digger

However

She was always insecure about money because my income then was not steady... the month she left ( taking kids unilaterally ) we made $12500 the month she left/ without a mortgage (I got the bank to admit we didn't owe on the mortgage but she said she wanted to pay them - makes no sense to this day but that's get mindset)

I think the lessons I learned :

1/ marriage is good for one thing - children

2/ after they get to a certain age it's no longer satisfying to the woman which is paradoxical as you'd think men would get bored with monogamy

3/ best bet? After divorce just date date date... have fun and be with your kids as much as possible

4/ don't be bitter- I was mad at first then I realized she did me a huge favor

5/ if you are victim of this be positive and use it to make your life better

6/ my bright side? I made less $ than her at time so I avoided the biggest problem men face - financial extortion ... so men- don't hide assets illegally but consider using legal means (Legitimate holding corporations you own for example) to shelter your income assets and use your losses - I was an entrepreneur at time so my losses/expenses helped me a great deal

My life took a few twists and turns since but it's be a great adventure and it wasn't until she left me that my "new life began" so to speak

Like all trauma see it as a plot twist that is for the better in the long run

I promise you, with time, it will work out

Just focus on making the kids okay

That's all that matters

;)

Sam 2.0
 Quoting: Sam I Was 7827950



money lol

that cunt talked to her cunt friends who told her "oh it's not right to get out of paying back a mortgage" even if it is a poison pill lol

bitches are cunts

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08/19/2015 12:43 PM
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God has my back

i am too naive to handle it myself

i do indeed make sure the kids are ok, God has the rest
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OP is on to something here.

This is the kind of TOP SECRET info I expect Hillary was emailing...

5 stars!
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08/19/2015 01:04 PM
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Sounds like my parents. They've been divorced for 12 years now and they still talk shit about each other every chance they get. I tell them off when they try to do it around me.
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the hate is the hardest thing to get over
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08/19/2015 01:05 PM
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sign up for Ashley Madison
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text your lover 500+ times a day and let your spouse find the phone records

talking all day every day starting when they leave for work until they get home at night also adds color
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08/19/2015 01:07 PM
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seriously here is an interesting milestone...

If your spouse can let their friends call you an "Ass" to your face and your spouse will stay out all night with no contact, that is when you let it go.

That is all you really have to do to me anyway. It's easy.
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if their friends call you names in front of your children, that is divorce time
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Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesnít satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "itís worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
 Quoting: It's Easy 488240


You don need a reason to get a divorce.


Look up "Irreconcilable differences",
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08/19/2015 01:09 PM
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switch hands
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You never stop
Have no patience
Want it all now
Can't wait the allotted amount of penance time



And...



Do not have a recognizable penis. Maybe a nanopenis. Not of recognizable size without microscopic enhancement.



Yes no penis. I own everything. Fuck all that today ladies and gents she can move the fuck out the fuck MY fucken house god fucken damit.

I swear watch the skies its coming down

When you already carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, you don't need permission to save everyone's ass




Agaion



I can make this make sense later, a new loan mod may be coming which changes the ballpark

Turns the worm somewhat




anonstoner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 738024


this was the critical turning point in saving my own life from that cunt

i stopped paying the mortgage, hardest decision i ever made, made it by myself against everyones advice and it turned out to be the right thing

realized i am by myself and nobody, none of the fuckers who say thisd and that about what i do, none fo them will be there for me if i need them, so who the fuck cares what they say

i save dmy own ass when i started manipulating the banks, stopped paying their dumb asses and made them do a loan mod deal

still it was onyl temporary, they still owned by balls so i short sold

it took 18 months to short sell after 18 months of negotiating a loan mod, it was hell but i made it out

do not listen to anyone else, if you are being crushed by debt get out and fuck anyone who says otherwise

fuck those cunts

anonstoner
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Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesnít satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "itís worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
 Quoting: It's Easy 488240


You don need a reason to get a divorce.


Look up "Irreconcilable differences",
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70094477


Extortion and blackmail are legal in divorce court.
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The hardest part is the knowing that nothing will ever be quite right after divorce when there are kids involved. If you care about your kids, you have deal with that ex for the rest of your kids lives. The disappointment goes on and on. This world sucks.
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Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesnít satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "itís worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
 Quoting: It's Easy 488240

I admit, I want my freedom, not for any thing or any one but just for me. We have grown so far apart.. I don't know this person, they really left me several years ago. I think he stays for the 'perks' and is not sex, none of that in several years now. My kids are young adults, I think it's more fear of the unknown more than any thing. It's bad we have been 'separated' for lack of a better word,for almost 4 years now. married for 27 years, We are not even friends, I don't even trust him, and he doesn't even like me.
it's a mess.
Oh well.. maybe one day...
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I would wager your favorite desert is SPONGE CAKE
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too bad we don't fight this would be much easier...
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My ex and I were making the bed one day, looked at each other and said "nah, this isn't working" almost simultaneously.

There was no fighting, no nothing...just reality. I have been happily divorced now for about 8 years.
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Recognize that divorce is not a good thing, but insist that your situation is different.

Blame your spouse, take no responsibility for your own behavior, and stop communicating.

Dwell on the past with bitterness and drag it into the conversation at every opportunity that comes to mind. If you are given a glass of water, take that opportunity to tell your spouse how you were drowning in misery for years because of them.

Say that you've "fallen out of love," that your spouse "doesnít satisfy your needs anymore," and that your spouse "has changed." Or hasn't changed depending on which is worse.

Frequently explain you are worried about the effect on the children, but always the conclude that "itís worse for them to have us together and fighting."

If you need some more pointers, let me know...

anonstoner
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