How To Get A Divorce

Penis regrown to sizable measure. Put on the "big boy pants" saved everyone's ass now I want the house and car. It's my credit on the line not hers. More to come.

KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING/MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF

KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING/MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF

Paul Simon...50 ways to leave your lover.

I have come a long way since that time mark when I decided to divorce. It's a done deal now. It took another 14 months to finalize the divorce in August 2011. It was 6 years over due.

Now I have my life back. It's amazing the negative effect a cheating lying cunt can have on your life.

I am 100% a better parent now that I don't have to live with that woman's insanity. And the kids have a stable sane parent when they are with me.

You left out "And I'm not going to bother to tell you." I can respect finding a new place and moving on. It's the using and lying and total lack of character that is annoying.

Oh ya happy fucken valentine's day fuck marriage

Best. Divorce. Ever.

I am doing SO much better without that cunt. Sure she soaks me for money in court. So what, at least I have my life back. My peace and my stability. And whatever money is left over is like winning the lottery compared to the constant edge-of-bankruptcy we were in for 6 years. I begged that cunt to work but she just sat back and did nothing. She was a fucken monster. Still is really, but I am free now, so I don't have to think about it every day.

Lesson learned. Don't stay for the kids. Hell don't get married.

Before my life, let's just say, "changed"
My wife and I broke up

She followed the same script as per OP

Funny that OP forgot one item - money

My ex was not a gold digger

However

She was always insecure about money because my income then was not steady... the month she left ( taking kids unilaterally ) we made $12500 the month she left/ without a mortgage (I got the bank to admit we didn't owe on the mortgage but she said she wanted to pay them - makes no sense to this day but that's get mindset)

I think the lessons I learned :

1/ marriage is good for one thing - children

2/ after they get to a certain age it's no longer satisfying to the woman which is paradoxical as you'd think men would get bored with monogamy

3/ best bet? After divorce just date date date... have fun and be with your kids as much as possible

4/ don't be bitter- I was mad at first then I realized she did me a huge favor

5/ if you are victim of this be positive and use it to make your life better

6/ my bright side? I made less $ than her at time so I avoided the biggest problem men face - financial extortion ... so men- don't hide assets illegally but consider using legal means (Legitimate holding corporations you own for example) to shelter your income assets and use your losses - I was an entrepreneur at time so my losses/expenses helped me a great deal

My life took a few twists and turns since but it's be a great adventure and it wasn't until she left me that my "new life began" so to speak

Like all trauma see it as a plot twist that is for the better in the long run

I promise you, with time, it will work out

Just focus on making the kids okay

That's all that matters

;)

Sam 2.0

money lol

that cunt talked to her cunt friends who told her "oh it's not right to get out of paying back a mortgage" even if it is a poison pill lol

bitches are cunts

God has my back

i am too naive to handle it myself

i do indeed make sure the kids are ok, God has the rest

OP is on to something here.

This is the kind of TOP SECRET info I expect Hillary was emailing...

5 stars!

the hate is the hardest thing to get over

sign up for Ashley Madison

text your lover 500+ times a day and let your spouse find the phone records

talking all day every day starting when they leave for work until they get home at night also adds color

if their friends call you names in front of your children, that is divorce time

You don need a reason to get a divorce.


Look up "Irreconcilable differences",

switch hands

this was the critical turning point in saving my own life from that cunt

i stopped paying the mortgage, hardest decision i ever made, made it by myself against everyones advice and it turned out to be the right thing

realized i am by myself and nobody, none of the fuckers who say thisd and that about what i do, none fo them will be there for me if i need them, so who the fuck cares what they say

i save dmy own ass when i started manipulating the banks, stopped paying their dumb asses and made them do a loan mod deal

still it was onyl temporary, they still owned by balls so i short sold

it took 18 months to short sell after 18 months of negotiating a loan mod, it was hell but i made it out

do not listen to anyone else, if you are being crushed by debt get out and fuck anyone who says otherwise

fuck those cunts

Extortion and blackmail are legal in divorce court.

The hardest part is the knowing that nothing will ever be quite right after divorce when there are kids involved. If you care about your kids, you have deal with that ex for the rest of your kids lives. The disappointment goes on and on. This world sucks.

I would wager your favorite desert is SPONGE CAKE

My ex and I were making the bed one day, looked at each other and said "nah, this isn't working" almost simultaneously.

There was no fighting, no nothing...just reality. I have been happily divorced now for about 8 years.

Your marriage has done its job. Kids produced, raised, launched. If you two don't like it any more, I see nothing wrong with going off on your own.

the most important first step is to accuse the other person of always blaming you, that helps cut off communication about any possible resolution

blocking is very helpful, anything to end the conversation is best

get violent and verbally abusive, troll them until they respond in kind

mess with the money in the bank

destroy any relationship within arms reach, especially if they have kids involved with visitation, that carries an extra sting

refuse all sex and call them a pervert when they suggest it

the key is assume, accuse, and don't listen or ask

oh i forgot, also pick a fault and amplify that fault, that helps in many areas from self-bolstering to fuel for the destroying of relationships dumpster fire

When you already carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, you don't need permission to save your ass

You forgot to add:

Bring up shit from twenty years ago for no apparent reason.

Deliberately do things that you know annoy your spouse

Liken your spouse to their parents

Take credit for nothing but the good things and place blame on your spouse for all of the bad things

Take credit for the positive traits and accomplishments of the kids and blame your spouse for any trouble that they get into

Walk through the house and look for stuff to bitch about

Yell more

Put on 80lbs

Buy many things that you want but don’t necessarily need and then explain to your spouse how they should be able to get by not spending a cent

Claim that the house is yours and yours alone because any money you contributed went towards the mortgage while any money they contributed went towards utilities and consumables

Vocalize every movement that you make “I’m going to the bathroom “ I need to put this away “ “I need a tissue “

Claim to do 99% of everything while also claiming that the 1% that your spouse does they do wrong because they didn’t do it how you would do it