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I'm sick that I married a ex-slut

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 02:49 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
I think you should plan a 4 hour fucking session

that'll get your head straighter

not 3 hours 17 minutes - 4 hours fucking - minimum
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 02:49 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Just found out my wife was a total slut whore in high school & university. More disgusted that my children were squeezed through the legs of a diseased womb pig.

God Damn MTV/Hollywood you are the reason for the fall in morality and YOU WILL PAY!
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How much more would she be devoted to you should you forgive her and love her anyway... ?
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05/02/2010 02:50 AM
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You must be a proud slut, not giving any thought to the consequence that befall your children. Its okay! You belong to the Oprah generation, all about MEEEEEEE.


Yeah I guess you missed the part about it all being in your head. SAme goes for my ex, it was all in his head too.

Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.

You are a fuck head.
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So said the skank from down under!
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05/02/2010 02:51 AM
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So said the skank from down under!
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Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.

You're still a fuck head.
Reality
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05/02/2010 02:51 AM
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Western civilization is dead! If it weren't for a prohabition on alcohol I'd welcome Islam with open arms and put slutty women back in their place!
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I can't help but think muslim men are more afraid of comparison rather than any kind of moral sense in regards to women's promiscuity.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/02/2010 02:52 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
So said the skank from down under!


Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.

You're still a fuck head.
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Try being a skank slut whore in Saudi Arabia and get back too me!
Melodye
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05/02/2010 02:56 AM
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Try being a skank slut whore in Saudi Arabia and get back too me!
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That makes no sense.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was cheating on you. She probably needed something more satisfying than your tiny prick.

I bet your idea if foreplay is to point to your tiny penis and say "Why dontcha sit on this?"

Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.

Fuckhead.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 02:57 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
So said the skank from down under!


Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.

You're still a fuck head.

Try being a skank slut whore in Saudi Arabia and get back too me!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957092


Hence why Saudi Arabia would be a backward shithole without oil. As long as women have little choice in self-determination Saudi men have little need to improve their game.

Look at it this way OP, your wife took a mile of dick and in the end chose yours over all of them. That's like walking into the finest brothel in Europe and having a runway model escort professing her ever enduring love/lust for you. Not an easy feat for sure.

Virgins barely have an inch of experience and certainly little to compare to.
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05/02/2010 02:59 AM
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Look at it this way OP, your wife took a mile of dick and in the end chose yours over all of them.
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cruise

that's just wrong lol.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:00 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Why can't you just be happy that she is with you? Whatever she has done in the past, is in the past. There is a reason why she married you and had children with you.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:00 AM
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Wow. There's a real mature solution. Get drunk. She knows you don't have the biggest pecker. Get over yourself.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:01 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Holy shit, your wife actually had a healthy sex life before she met you???? Consider the extreme opposite, I have a friend who went through three years of counselling with his new wife because she was a virgin when they marrled and was deathly afraid of sex.

I'd take the slut any day.
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Kehl (that's funny) Because my first wife, a German maedchen from the Ulm area, was a virgin, and I had the same problem.. She hated sex for the most part, and was a yungfrau auch (virgin too).
Aber, that only lasted for about 2 years, because I hated waiting for sex or ALWAYS having to initiate it.. So I screwed around, and thank God she had an inkling and left me... Because really, I hated her...
It almost seems like they may be putting something in the water in Germany that effects women. However, I also remember having some very good sex with a few German chicks, so it was probably just her.
Deutschland uber alles! NOT
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:02 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Just found out my wife was a total slut whore in high school & university. More disgusted that my children were squeezed through the legs of a diseased womb pig.

God Damn MTV/Hollywood you are the reason for the fall in morality and YOU WILL PAY!
 Quoting: disgusted 957092


You can say that you are lucky.

Women change massive at 30.

Sluts will become mothers and the other way because suddenly they think they missed something in life.

I have seen that so often.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:03 AM
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Hence why Saudi Arabia would be a backward shithole without oil. As long as women have little choice in self-determination Saudi men have little need to improve their game.

Look at it this way OP, your wife took a mile of dick and in the end chose yours over all of them. That's like walking into the finest brothel in Europe and having a runway model escort professing her ever enduring love/lust for you. Not an easy feat for sure.

Virgins barely have an inch of experience and certainly little to compare to.
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clappa
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05/02/2010 03:05 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
get a paternity test..

then leave the slut.
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05/02/2010 03:05 AM
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Holy shit, your wife actually had a healthy sex life before she met you???? Consider the extreme opposite, I have a friend who went through three years of counselling with his new wife because she was a virgin when they marrled and was deathly afraid of sex.

I'd take the slut any day.

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Kehl (that's funny) Because my first wife, a German maedchen from the Ulm area, was a virgin, and I had the same problem.. She hated sex for the most part, and was a yungfrau auch (virgin too).
Aber, that only lasted for about 2 years, because I hated waiting for sex or ALWAYS having to initiate it.. So I screwed around, and thank God she had an inkling and left me... Because really, I hated her...
It almost seems like they may be putting something in the water in Germany that effects women. However, I also remember having some very good sex with a few German chicks, so it was probably just her.
Deutschland uber alles! NOT
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Ulm? That's puts you as close to Bayern as one can get. They are all fucked up down there!
9teen.47™

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05/02/2010 03:09 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Just found out my wife was a total slut whore in high school & university. More disgusted that my children were squeezed through the legs of a diseased womb pig.

God Damn MTV/Hollywood you are the reason for the fall in morality and YOU WILL PAY!
 Quoting: disgusted 957092

7491t9 And how about you OPie. Where you a virgin when you married her?
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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05/02/2010 03:13 AM
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Hence why Saudi Arabia would be a backward shithole without oil. As long as women have little choice in self-determination Saudi men have little need to improve their game.

Look at it this way OP, your wife took a mile of dick and in the end chose yours over all of them. That's like walking into the finest brothel in Europe and having a runway model escort professing her ever enduring love/lust for you. Not an easy feat for sure.

Virgins barely have an inch of experience and certainly little to compare to.



clappa
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+1
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/02/2010 03:14 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Just found out my wife was a total slut whore in high school & university. More disgusted that my children were squeezed through the legs of a diseased womb pig.

God Damn MTV/Hollywood you are the reason for the fall in morality and YOU WILL PAY!

:7491t9: And how about you OPie. Where you a virgin when you married her?
 Quoting: 9teen.47™



Did you read the whole post? She is my second wife, my first was a stripper, I was in a rock band, yeah I did all kinds of things most men drean about BUT I didn't want to be anywhere near this the second time around. Nobody wants a slut for a mom.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:17 AM
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Nobody wants a slut for a mom.
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Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/02/2010 03:21 AM
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Nobody wants a slut for a mom.


Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.
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I would but it would cost too much in alimony & palimony!
Fun-Da-Mental

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05/02/2010 03:22 AM

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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Just found out my wife was a total slut whore in high school & university. More disgusted that my children were squeezed through the legs of a diseased womb pig.

God Damn MTV/Hollywood you are the reason for the fall in morality and YOU WILL PAY!

7491t9 And how about you OPie. Where you a virgin when you married her?



Did you read the whole post? She is my second wife, my first was a stripper, I was in a rock band, yeah I did all kinds of things most men drean about BUT I didn't want to be anywhere near this the second time around. Nobody wants a slut for a mom.
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well, how about your mom?

she certainly raised you well in the love-department, didn't she?

you probably married what you were born from...wash, rinse and repeat..

so your third wife gonna be pornmovie-star?

I really feel sorry for your wife, effing lowlife asshole
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:23 AM
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I guess you didn't pay careful attention to the vows when you got married.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/02/2010 03:26 AM
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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Just found out my wife was a total slut whore in high school & university. More disgusted that my children were squeezed through the legs of a diseased womb pig.

God Damn MTV/Hollywood you are the reason for the fall in morality and YOU WILL PAY!

:7491t9: And how about you OPie. Where you a virgin when you married her?



Did you read the whole post? She is my second wife, my first was a stripper, I was in a rock band, yeah I did all kinds of things most men drean about BUT I didn't want to be anywhere near this the second time around. Nobody wants a slut for a mom.



well, how about your mom?

she certainly raised you well in the love-department, didn't she?

you probably married what you were born from...wash, rinse and repeat..

so your third wife gonna be pornmovie-star?

I really feel sorry for your wife, effing lowlife asshole
 Quoting: Fun-Da-Mental

I don't think I could afford a third wife.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:27 AM
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Nobody wants a slut for a mom.


Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.

I would but it would cost too much in alimony & palimony!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957092



Your an idiot OP sorry to say, your drunk and shouldn't be on here but if you haven't read the other posts before this one I doubt you will read this one.

Either way your just being a jealous bastard.

As long as she has not fucked anyone else since you got together than why should you give two bits of shit about it? like another poster said you got picked above them so feel proud not shamed.

Quit being such a pussy, in fact your disgusting me with how big a pussy your being because if she was willing to push out kids for you you should be fucking grateful as shit because that shit hurts and tears you and up and NO ONE not even a slut would enjoy it. So quit being such a pansy go kiss her and tell her your sorry. And for god's sakes quit whining because if someone is willing to tell you they want to be with you than you should be thanking your lucky stars because many singles would die for that.
Fun-Da-Mental

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Re: I'm sick that I married a ex-slut
Just found out my wife was a total slut whore in high school & university. More disgusted that my children were squeezed through the legs of a diseased womb pig.

God Damn MTV/Hollywood you are the reason for the fall in morality and YOU WILL PAY!

7491t9 And how about you OPie. Where you a virgin when you married her?



Did you read the whole post? She is my second wife, my first was a stripper, I was in a rock band, yeah I did all kinds of things most men drean about BUT I didn't want to be anywhere near this the second time around. Nobody wants a slut for a mom.



well, how about your mom?

she certainly raised you well in the love-department, didn't she?

you probably married what you were born from...wash, rinse and repeat..

so your third wife gonna be pornmovie-star?

I really feel sorry for your wife, effing lowlife asshole

I don't think I could afford a third wife.
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import her:)
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:29 AM
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Sick of you hypocritical men. Yeah, you were in a rock band -- betcha had groupies, didn't you? So why is SHE the one who is a slut? A**hole.

Sometimes it takes a while for a woman to figure out what she really wants. It takes some experimentation sometimes -- some exploration sometimes. So that's okay for you but not for her?

I say again, arschloch. You don't deserve her.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2010 03:30 AM
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This is fast becoming a case of midlife double standard karma. Enjoy
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/02/2010 03:31 AM
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Yeah I can't wait for my children to walk around town while the adults snicker and hi-five about the things they used to do the their mother/my wife.
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05/02/2010 03:31 AM
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Your wife is better off without you. Do her a favour and leave before you end up hurting her.

I would but it would cost too much in alimony & palimony!
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Then shut the fuck up and start treating your wife with some respect.