Last weekend I was out quading saturday, all day, drunk, covered in dirt and mud, giant bushy hair and wind burnt face. We stop at a bar, some girl sits down immediatley and asks to kiss me cause 'I'm so beautiful' & I'm like NO cause my brother in law is right beside me. Then later in the night a chick from Toronto who wants to experience the redneck of Saskatchwan is all over me and I'm still no thanks. Fuck if I was a slut then it would be different!