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AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!

 
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AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
What do I do!
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05/02/2010 07:19 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
borrow one from the neighbor?
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Use a screwdriver to poke a biggish hole, and pour it out.
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
go buy real tomatoes... the acid in tomatoes leeches the poison in the plastic lining of cans better than all canned foods.

In other words, canned tomato sauce is really bad for you. This is a blessing in disguise.
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
borrow one from the neighbor?
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I live way out in the country. All's well accept when situations like this arrive.
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05/02/2010 07:20 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Use your john wayne you have in your emergency supplies.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Use a screwdriver to poke a biggish hole, and pour it out.
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I may have to do that!
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05/02/2010 07:21 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
go buy real tomatoes... the acid in tomatoes leeches the poison in the plastic lining of cans better than all canned foods.

In other words, canned tomato sauce is really bad for you. This is a blessing in disguise.
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I have tomatos in the garden, but they are not ready yet.
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
pocket knife, hammer n chisel, hatchet, . .just do it.
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05/02/2010 07:22 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Use your john wayne you have in your emergency supplies.
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05/02/2010 07:28 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
use a pocket knife. or tin snips
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05/02/2010 07:34 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Shoot a hole in it, pour it out.

GEE, hope you don't get in real trouble.......
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05/02/2010 07:36 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Shoot a hole in it, pour it out.

GEE, hope you don't get in real trouble.......
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Sit there drooling and looking longingly at it until such time as you can aquire another can opener.
You will really appreciate the sensory overload when you do finally get it open.
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
I gotta butcher knife and a hammer and whacked a 1 1/2 inch wedge from the cans. All is not lost!

Thanks GLP!

BTW, I believe shooting a hole in it whould most likely cause the can to explode dynamite
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05/02/2010 07:44 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
What do I do!
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Sit there drooling and looking longingly at it until such time as you can aquire another can opener.
You will really appreciate the sensory overload when you do finally get it open.
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LMAO, your name and title.


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05/02/2010 07:47 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
this is common. ok, try this.... THROW it at your computer monitor as hard as you can. then come back and let us know if that worked. ooohh! oh better yet, go and find the largest kitchen knife youve got and do a sort-of flying squirrel attack and stab it all over the f*cking place, in mid-air. you gotta get some real speed before the flying part or the whole thing is Not going to work out good for you. good luck!
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05/02/2010 07:49 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
And this my friends is why I have 3 of the damn things, makes it easier to find one.
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Sit there drooling and looking longingly at it until such time as you can aquire another can opener.
You will really appreciate the sensory overload when you do finally get it open.




LMAO, your name and title.


lol
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Lol.
I thought it would be adequately nerdy sounding.
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
I gotta butcher knife and a hammer and whacked a 1 1/2 inch wedge from the cans. All is not lost!

Thanks GLP!

BTW, I believe shooting a hole in it whould most likely cause the can to explode dynamite
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The butcher knife is all you need for future reference. Hit it down with the palm of your hand and it's already in. Then just pry along the edges, takes 10 seconds.
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05/02/2010 08:41 PM
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
Knock a hole in the can big enough for a straw and do vodka shooters.

Italian Ceasars!
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Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!
....Paging Charles Darwin, Mr Charles Darwin please pick up the white courtesy phone.....

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