AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce!

borrow one from the neighbor?

Use a screwdriver to poke a biggish hole, and pour it out.

go buy real tomatoes... the acid in tomatoes leeches the poison in the plastic lining of cans better than all canned foods.

In other words, canned tomato sauce is really bad for you. This is a blessing in disguise.

I live way out in the country. All's well accept when situations like this arrive.

Use your john wayne you have in your emergency supplies.

I may have to do that!

I have tomatos in the garden, but they are not ready yet.

pocket knife, hammer n chisel, hatchet, . .just do it.

You know, I thought I had one of those boy scout ones in my pack, but I checked and I don't.

use a pocket knife. or tin snips

Shoot a hole in it, pour it out.

GEE, hope you don't get in real trouble.......

Sit there drooling and looking longingly at it until such time as you can aquire another can opener.
You will really appreciate the sensory overload when you do finally get it open.

I gotta butcher knife and a hammer and whacked a 1 1/2 inch wedge from the cans. All is not lost!

Thanks GLP!

BTW, I believe shooting a hole in it whould most likely cause the can to explode

Jack Hammer.

LMAO, your name and title.

this is common. ok, try this.... THROW it at your computer monitor as hard as you can. then come back and let us know if that worked. ooohh! oh better yet, go and find the largest kitchen knife youve got and do a sort-of flying squirrel attack and stab it all over the f*cking place, in mid-air. you gotta get some real speed before the flying part or the whole thing is Not going to work out good for you. good luck!

And this my friends is why I have 3 of the damn things, makes it easier to find one.

Lol.
I thought it would be adequately nerdy sounding.

The butcher knife is all you need for future reference. Hit it down with the palm of your hand and it's already in. Then just pry along the edges, takes 10 seconds.

Knock a hole in the can big enough for a straw and do vodka shooters.

Italian Ceasars!

....Paging Charles Darwin, Mr Charles Darwin please pick up the white courtesy phone.....