AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 959324 Canada 05/02/2010 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! go buy real tomatoes... the acid in tomatoes leeches the poison in the plastic lining of cans better than all canned foods. In other words, canned tomato sauce is really bad for you. This is a blessing in disguise. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 952045 United States 05/02/2010 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! go buy real tomatoes... the acid in tomatoes leeches the poison in the plastic lining of cans better than all canned foods. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959324In other words, canned tomato sauce is really bad for you. This is a blessing in disguise. I have tomatos in the garden, but they are not ready yet. |
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Internet Person User ID: 218711 Netherlands 05/02/2010 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! Sit there drooling and looking longingly at it until such time as you can aquire another can opener. You will really appreciate the sensory overload when you do finally get it open. The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands. |
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Anonymous Coward 05/02/2010 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! Sit there drooling and looking longingly at it until such time as you can aquire another can opener. Quoting: Internet PersonYou will really appreciate the sensory overload when you do finally get it open. LMAO, your name and title. |
re User ID: 958570 United States 05/02/2010 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! this is common. ok, try this.... THROW it at your computer monitor as hard as you can. then come back and let us know if that worked. ooohh! oh better yet, go and find the largest kitchen knife youve got and do a sort-of flying squirrel attack and stab it all over the f*cking place, in mid-air. you gotta get some real speed before the flying part or the whole thing is Not going to work out good for you. good luck! |
On The Off Chance User ID: 957001 United Kingdom 05/02/2010 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! And this my friends is why I have 3 of the damn things, makes it easier to find one. Solar Storms, Your basic guide: Thread: Solar Storms, Your Basic Guide. AC 1082864 - "This post was sponsored by OTOC. If you watch any doom on November 4, watch katla!" Yellowstone - 2024, some time after june. |
Internet Person User ID: 218711 Netherlands 05/02/2010 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! Sit there drooling and looking longingly at it until such time as you can aquire another can opener. Quoting: Mister ObviousYou will really appreciate the sensory overload when you do finally get it open. LMAO, your name and title. Lol. I thought it would be adequately nerdy sounding. The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 909697 United States 05/02/2010 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: AHHH!!! I misplaced my can-opener, and I can't seem to find it to open my cans of spaghetti sauce! I gotta butcher knife and a hammer and whacked a 1 1/2 inch wedge from the cans. All is not lost! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 952045Thanks GLP! BTW, I believe shooting a hole in it whould most likely cause the can to explode The butcher knife is all you need for future reference. Hit it down with the palm of your hand and it's already in. Then just pry along the edges, takes 10 seconds. |
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