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What Color Eyes Did Jesus Have?

 
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He was a Hebrew.

Light brown-auburn hair and blue-green eyes??

He was NOT a white man.

White people simply visualize Him to be one of them.

He wasn't.
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You do realize that people have moved around quite a bit in 2000 years?
I'll take the Roman record from the period as mentioned by a previous poster.
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He was 100% divine, so he could change the color at will.


You mean like a Chameleon?

If you like, lol. He had all 12 strands of dna activated, hence the reason he was able perform miracles.


he had 12 strands of dna on his hands, he had 12 apostles


King Arthur had twelve knights.



Because they Know that "Twelve" is a powerful Number!!!

Entk!!!
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+ Arthur made 13.
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clear...his favorite color was clear...

Why the fuck does it matter? How big was his dick and when did his wisdom teeth come in? Who gives a fuck?!

It matter because if they were blue its very telling since blue eyes are a mutation and every person on earth with blue eyes can be traced back to the original person with blue eyes.
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I have blue eyes and I'm AB- so what kind of a freak am I?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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clear...his favorite color was clear...

Why the fuck does it matter? How big was his dick and when did his wisdom teeth come in? Who gives a fuck?!
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I wouldn't put that way, but you are absolutely right. IT DON'T MATTER!!!!
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I have blue eyes and I'm AB- so what kind of a freak am I?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

You're Jesus's great great great great great.....great great great....greater redheaded bastard ornery stepchild, congradufuckinlations, now get to the saving the world part! chuckle
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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I have blue eyes and I'm AB- so what kind of a freak am I?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

You have the blood of Christ, like I do. Now, let's go and save the world :p
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I have blue eyes and I'm AB- so what kind of a freak am I?

You're Jesus's great great great great great.....great great great....greater redheaded bastard ornery stepchild, congradufuckinlations, now get to the saving the world part! chuckle
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I am, but I started with the pretty girls first...so, sorry...you're fucked...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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I have blue eyes and I'm AB- so what kind of a freak am I?

You have the blood of Christ, like I do. Now, let's go and save the world :p
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Hmmm, I like the way you think...giggity
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: What Color Eyes Did Jesus Have?
He was 100% divine, so he could change the color at will.


You mean like a Chameleon?

If you like, lol. He had all 12 strands of dna activated, hence the reason he was able perform miracles.
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal


what does that mean?
how many strands of DNA do the rest of us have?
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He was 100% divine, so he could change the color at will.


You mean like a Chameleon?

If you like, lol. He had all 12 strands of dna activated, hence the reason he was able perform miracles.


what does that mean?
how many strands of DNA do the rest of us have?
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every hair on your head is a strand of dna, count em
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Every time I see a picture of Jesus he has different colored eyes. Blue, Brown and Green. Why is this?
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He had muiltiply perception
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He was 100% divine, so he could change the color at will.


You mean like a Chameleon?

If you like, lol. He had all 12 strands of dna activated, hence the reason he was able perform miracles.


what does that mean?
how many strands of DNA do the rest of us have?
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2 strands. They call the rest "junk dna" don't they? I don't believe them.
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I have blue eyes and I'm AB- so what kind of a freak am I?

You have the blood of Christ, like I do. Now, let's go and save the world :p


Hmmm, I like the way you think...giggity
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

lol

superman superman
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and his hair:



Revelation 1:14
His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
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Brownish hair, two blue eyes, two ears and one nose, which HE didn't use to stick in other peeps business, unless justified. That was an interesting trait Jesus had that I don't see a lot of peeps using but justification is mathematical in nature and since most peeps math sucks, I can see WHY they stick their nose where it doesn't belong but that's no excuse. blink

Do you want to know his foot size too? laugh

Ribbit :)

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He was 100% divine, so he could change the color at will.


You mean like a Chameleon?

If you like, lol. He had all 12 strands of dna activated, hence the reason he was able perform miracles.


what does that mean?
how many strands of DNA do the rest of us have?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 960310

Depends on how much of the body of Jesus you've eaten verydamned
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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He was 100% divine, so he could change the color at will.


You mean like a Chameleon?

If you like, lol. He had all 12 strands of dna activated, hence the reason he was able perform miracles.


what does that mean?
how many strands of DNA do the rest of us have?

Depends on how much of the body of Jesus you've eaten verydamned
 Quoting: Rex Kristos


Nom nom nom nom nom nom
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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I have blue eyes and I'm AB- so what kind of a freak am I?

You have the blood of Christ, like I do. Now, let's go and save the world :p


Hmmm, I like the way you think...giggity

lol

superman superman
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I'm in the lead and guess where I'm headed?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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BLACK BLACK BLACK.. EVERYTHING BLACK. the world is BLACK.
the Water is Black!
and to be quite frank. it's a boring ass color...
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He was 100% divine, so he could change the color at will.


You mean like a Chameleon?

If you like, lol. He had all 12 strands of dna activated, hence the reason he was able perform miracles.


what does that mean?
how many strands of DNA do the rest of us have?

Depends on how much of the body of Jesus you've eaten verydamned


Nom nom nom nom nom nom
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

I was wondering where all the wine and communion crackers were going...
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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I have blue eyes and I'm AB- so what kind of a freak am I?

You have the blood of Christ, like I do. Now, let's go and save the world :p


Hmmm, I like the way you think...giggity

lol

superman superman


I'm in the lead and guess where I'm headed?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

chuckle
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lol Jesus is that YOU???
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It matter because if they were blue its very telling since blue eyes are a mutation and every person on earth with blue eyes can be traced back to the original person with blue eyes.
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Shiva!

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One of the eye colors. Who cares?
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Here is my version:

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jesus's eyes were a hazel color. they changed colors with the type of light.
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bluish grey with dark blond/lt brown, reddish hair. reported by the romans.
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Yep

As a man on earth, before ressurection, eyes were blue and hair was auburn.
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Yes. And confirmation that he was "Northern Eurpean" in appearance is seen in the Shroud of Turin image (which IS authentic).

Here are the quotes on his appearance:


1. This a reprint of a letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar describing the Physical appearance of Jesus. Copies are in the Congressional Library in Washington:


To Tiberius Caesar

A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the God that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the jewish people. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions! Unwilling to interrupt Him by my presence, I continued my walk but signified to my secretary to join the group and listen. Later, my secretary reported that never had he seen in the works of all the philosophers anything that compared to the teachings of Jesus. He told me that Jesus was neither seditious nor rebellious, so we extended to Him our protection. He was at liberty to act, to speak, to assemble and to address the people. This unlimited freedom provoked the Jews-not the poor but the rich and powerful.

Later, I wrote to Jesus requesting an interview with Him at the Praetorium. He came. When the Nazarene made His appearance I was having my morning walk and as I faced Him my feet seemed fastened with an iron hand to the marble pavement and I trembled in every limb as a guilty culprit, though He was calm. For some time I stood admiring this extraordinary man. There was nothing in Him that was repelling, nor in His character, yet I felt awed in His presence. I told Him that there was a magnetic simplicity about Him and His personality that elevated Him far above the philosophers and teachers of His day. All in all, He made a deep impression upon me and everyone because of His kindness, simplicity, humility and love.

Now, Noble Sovereign, there are the facts concerning Jesus of Nazareth and I have taken the time to write you in detail concerning these matters. I say that such a man who could convert water to wine, change death into life, disease into health; calm the stormy seas, is not guilty of any criminal offense and as others have said, we must agree - truly this is the Son of God!

Your Most obedient servant,

PONTIUS PILATE




The Archko Volume

An additional physical description of Jesus can be found in "The Archko Volume" which contains official first century court documents. This information substantiates that He descended from ethnic lines having blue eyes and golden hair. A part of "Gamaliel's Interview" describes Jesus' appearance.


"I asked him to describe this person to me, so that I might know him if I should meet him. He said: 'If you ever meet him you will know him. While he is nothing but a man, there is something about him that distinguishes him from every other man. He is the picture of his mother, only he has not her smooth, round face. His hair is a little more golden than hers, though it is as much from sunburn as anything else. He is tall, and his shoulders are a little drooped; his visage is thin and of a swarthy complexion, though this is from exposure. His eyes are large and a soft blue, and rather dull and heavy....' This jewish is convinced that he is the Messiah of the world. This was the same person that was born of the virgin in Bethlehem some twenty-six years before."

The Archko Volume was translated by Drs. McIntosh and Twyman of the Antiquarian Lodge, Genoa, Italy, from manuscripts in Constantinople and the records of the Senatorial Docket taken from the Vatican of Rome (1896) 92-93. The letter written on a papyrus scroll dated to about 5 B.C., with an accuracy of +- 50 years.


A Description of Jesus Christ by Publius Lentrelus

The following was taken from a manuscript in the possession of Lord Kelly, and in his library, and was copied from an original letter of Publius Lentullus at Rome. It being the usual custom of Roman Governors to advertise the Senate and people of such material things as happened in their provinces in the days of Tiberius Caesar, Publius Lentullus, President of Judea, wrote the following epistle to the Senate concerning the Nazarene called Jesus. :


"There lives at this time in Judea a man of singular virtue whose name is Jesus Christ, whom the barbarians esteem as a prophet, but his followers love and adore him as the offspring of the immortal God.

He calls back the dead from the graves and heals all sorts of diseases with a word, or touch. He is a tall man, well-shaped, and of an amiable and reverend aspect; his hair of a color that can hardly be matched, falling into graceful curls, waving about and very agreeable crouching upon his shoulder, parted on the crown of the head, running as a stream to the front after the fashion of the nazarites. His forehead high, large and imposing; his cheeks without spot or wrinkle, beautiful with a lovely red; his nose and mouth formed with exquisite symmetry; his beard, and of a color suitable to his hair, reaching below his chin and parted in the middle like a fork; his eyes bright blue, clear and serene. Look innocent, dignified, manly and mature. In proportion of body and most perfect, and captivating; his arms and hands delectable to behold.

He rebukes with majesty, councils with mildness, His whole address whether in word or deed, being eloquent and grave. No man has seen him laugh, yet his manners are exceedingly pleasant, but he has wept frequently in the presence of men. He is temperate, modest and wise. A man for his extraordinary beauty and perfection, surpassing the children of men in every sense."
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Re: What Color Eyes Did Jesus Have?
I doubt his divinity.. to me he was just some guy with a few good ideas
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He was a Hebrew.

Light brown-auburn hair and blue-green eyes??

He was NOT a white man.

White people simply visualize Him to be one of them.

He wasn't.
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You're right, even just from a historical perspective. Caucasians weren't present in that place and time.

(Isaiah 53:2b) ".. He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."

I think what the Discovery Channel did is probably the closest to what Jesus looked like before the crucifixion.

[link to philosophistry.com]

Last Edited by Fidokrab on 05/31/2012 01:55 PM
The false gospel: If you don't continually perform, you're out.

The true Gospel: Believe.
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All these modern day depictions of Jesus with white skin, Caucasian features, and long hair is more closer to the appearance of Maitreya the false prophet or whatever. I think Jesus doesn't look anything like what we're used to seeing.

Besides, why would Jesus go against the Scriptures when it says that having long hair is shameful for a man? (1 Cor 11:14) "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?"

Last Edited by Fidokrab on 05/31/2012 02:01 PM
The false gospel: If you don't continually perform, you're out.

The true Gospel: Believe.

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