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My dogs are on welfare.....

 
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05/05/2010 09:56 PM

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My dogs are on welfare.....
This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify........








My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.


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Anonymous Coward
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05/05/2010 09:58 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
My dog is a democrat. He's always whining and trying to grab my wallet.
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05/05/2010 09:59 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
Holy shit that's good
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05/05/2010 10:00 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
my cat is a muslim...

he took down the twin towers by sheer meow alone.
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05/05/2010 10:01 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
LOL, heard it a little differently - almost everyone in my address book sent the e-mail to me as they know our Golden Retrievers are our "fur children". Many stated that I should try it but change their breed.

Here's a bump:

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05/05/2010 10:04 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify........








My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.


:dogwel:
 Quoting: Gradient



Good one, OP, what color are you?
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05/05/2010 10:05 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
My cat doesn't speak English, carries no papers, refuses to work, and gives no thanks for the free hospitality he enjoys here. When can he pick up a check? kitty
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05/05/2010 10:06 PM

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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
Good one, OP, what color are you?
 Quoting: C. 938980



Red and proud...
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05/05/2010 10:07 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
sounds about right
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05/05/2010 11:39 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
dumbass feedtroll bsflag
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05/05/2010 11:41 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
lol
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05/05/2010 11:44 PM
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Just keep breeding them it gets better!!!!....lol, too funny:)
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05/05/2010 11:45 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
Cute...

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05/05/2010 11:47 PM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
you just get this e-mail today opie?

it's been floating around for a month.

maybe it's your 28K dialup huh?
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05/06/2010 12:16 AM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
did you know this 75 percent of the food stamp money goes to feeding dogs and cats
food stamps will not buy dog or cat food so they buy steak fish and hamburger meat for there dogs and cats
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05/06/2010 12:18 AM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
did you know this 75 percent of the food stamp money goes to feeding dogs and cats
food stamps will not buy dog or cat food so they buy steak fish and hamburger meat for there dogs and cats
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 947925


???? I don't know about you but have you ever visited a grocery store on the first??
Gradient (OP)

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05/06/2010 08:20 AM

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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
Cute...

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I guess it rubs some the wrong way that receive it.
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05/06/2010 08:21 AM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
They look very Greek!
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05/06/2010 08:24 AM
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lol
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05/06/2010 08:28 AM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
I'm worried my cat will lose his check if he get busted for dealing nip!
aVian

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05/06/2010 08:33 AM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
If Jim Sinclair knows you dognapped his dogs...he is gonna be maaaaaaadddddd
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Frédéric Bastiat

food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck
Enaid

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05/06/2010 08:41 AM
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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
LOL

Dogs rock.

I like them better than people.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Gradient (OP)

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05/06/2010 09:29 AM

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Re: My dogs are on welfare.....
If Jim Sinclair knows you dognapped his dogs...he is gonna be maaaaaaadddddd
 Quoting: aVian



Would you like to come mining?
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