My dogs are on welfare.....

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify........








My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.


:dogwel:

Good one, OP, what color are you?

did you know this 75 percent of the food stamp money goes to feeding dogs and cats
food stamps will not buy dog or cat food so they buy steak fish and hamburger meat for there dogs and cats

Cute...

:lunalaugh:

If Jim Sinclair knows you dognapped his dogs...he is gonna be maaaaaaadddddd