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Don't judge me.
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What about Russ?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Try NJ Russ. Ahhaahha sorry couldn't help myself. peace
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Damn brief! Great minds.....
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What about Russ?
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DAmn, beat me to it.... NewJew manlove bananasex
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:pr:

Thats the problem, there aint no chicks in New Jeresalem and everythime I schedule an appt with a hooker, she is 3 weeks late.
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lol exactly what i was gonna ask.
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How many pillows you got in the house? :)
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Damn brief! Great minds.....
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LOL
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Thats the problem, there aint no chicks in New Jeresalem and everythime I schedule an appt with a hooker, she is 3 weeks late.
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Holy fuck! Best post & smilie of all time!
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Bottel of red wine and.
Talk to the hand.......
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140IQ INTJ
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146 INTP

Last Edited by OTOC on 05/06/2010 04:33 PM
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Bottel of red wine and.
Talk to the hand.......
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Bottle, dumb ass.
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146 INTD
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INTD isn't a Myers-Briggs personality type!

Was the d a typo and you mean F, as in INTF
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Bottel of red wine and.
Talk to the hand.......



Bottle, dumb ass.
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??????????
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146 INTD


INTD isn't a Myers-Briggs personality type!

Was the d a typo and you mean F, as in INTF
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No just remembered my letter wrong P D ... lol
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146 INTD


INTD isn't a Myers-Briggs personality type!

Was the d a typo and you mean F, as in INTF
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Why are you guys talking in code. Makes me feel more insecure.
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get on um craigslist
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You missed all the panic sex an hour and a half ago.
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Why are you guys talking in code. Makes me feel more insecure.
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Personality codes.
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MBTI is a scam, had a nice lunch there though.
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Thats the problem, there aint no chicks in New Jeresalem and everythime I schedule an appt with a hooker, she is 3 weeks late.
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lol I was wondering when someone was going to do a Pope Russ picture!
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[link to www.ruv.is]

she'll fuck you
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146 INTP
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Shit man, we need to meet up and form some kind of secret society/amateur science society/philosophy circle jerk.
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russ spamhead was a classic pic too !


Shite no 0-800-Dail-A-Fuck
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No just remembered my letter wrong P D ... lol
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Makes me think of one of my heroes, Philip K Dick.
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Fleshlight.

Problem solved.
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No just remembered my letter wrong P D ... lol


Makes me think of one of my heroes, Philip K Dick.
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LMFAO
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Why are you guys talking in code. Makes me feel more insecure.
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Sorry dude i was just relating to your OP. Rare iq and rare personality type = small social group.
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Fleshlight.

Problem solved.
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I allways thought that was a waste of 100 dollars or whatever the fuck they are, id rather spend that on some blu ray porn and lsd.

When you have a home theater setup and an 8ft screen, mind altering drugs and porn are a dangerous combination.
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