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dezonia777
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cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
Please for over one year now, my computer has been hacked, and my private life has been compromised they have have access to both the internal sound card and desktop throurgh spooler, and they also have access to the DNS through spoofing, and am upset, I do not know why,
I feel a failure, I feel like comiting sucide sometimes, as nothing I do works, and I alone, no one cares and most do not even believe me, my friends and family sayto me I am not important, and it hurts my feelings, I do not think I am import, but it hurts that they do not believe me or care, what ever makes them feel comfortable, but I fix computers for a living and I can not fix my own computer who ever did this are far better than I. Worse now is any computer that comes near mine becomes compromised in less than one minute, likewise any computer that comes near my home does too.

Please help, help me. The internet is my life, and I am so sad, help me.

Why is this happening, who will help free me for this, and what can I do, I am alone.

I feel like failure.

Please I'M or email me at
Dezonia777@yahoo.com
Dezonia777@gmail.com
Anonymous Coward
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05/06/2010 11:52 PM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
Either stop being a weird spammer or GET A MAC!
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05/06/2010 11:54 PM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
crazy
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05/06/2010 11:54 PM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
Err... a bit more information, please?

And for the record, a computer that comes NEAR YOUR HOUSE can't become "compromised..." if you repair computers for a living, you know this. Now please calm down and simply report the physical symptoms of the computer problem, ok? I'm sure we can get it sorted out...
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05/07/2010 12:04 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
You have classical paranoid delusional disorder

EIther you smoke too much marijuana, which frequently is associated with this or you were born with it

Please seek professional psychiatric help immediately before you hurt yourself or someone you love.
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05/07/2010 12:06 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
Load Linux Mint live CD and Wine Doors

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to www.linuxmint.com]


hf
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05/07/2010 12:09 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
[link to majorgeeks.com]
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05/07/2010 12:12 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
OP, you are a failure...no way to sugar coat it.


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05/07/2010 12:31 AM

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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
I'd email you but am afraid your problem will find its way back down the wires and get me.

I've seen this before. It's not a person hacking you, it's a superintelligent computer program which has been sent back in time from the future to thwart you from doing something that threatens it's existence.

It is currently living in thousands of zombie machines around the planet and every time youswitch off, it waits patiently for you to reappear somewhere and then reinfects your system with its cadre of DDOS attacks and worms.

What you need to do is track down the guy who created the program in the first place and, ahem, "convince him not to do so, somehow". his name is Bill Gates.

Having done that, you'll then need to lure the current program into some sort of steel smelting plant and fight it until it falls into a vat of molten steel and thrashes around until it's dead.

The future of the world is in your hands, OP. God Speed.
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05/07/2010 12:32 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
Crap

Its SKYNET!
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05/07/2010 12:32 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
it just needs a floormat..
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05/07/2010 12:33 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
Either stop being a weird spammer or GET A MAC!
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05/07/2010 12:37 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
IT"S THE FUCKING LAWN MOWER MAN !! HE GOTS INSIDE YER PC.


BRING PIERCE BRONSNEN AND 10 YO BOY OVER WITH BOMBS TO LOOK.
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05/07/2010 01:37 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
I'd email you but am afraid your problem will find its way back down the wires and get me.

I've seen this before. It's not a person hacking you, it's a superintelligent computer program which has been sent back in time from the future to thwart you from doing something that threatens it's existence.

It is currently living in thousands of zombie machines around the planet and every time youswitch off, it waits patiently for you to reappear somewhere and then reinfects your system with its cadre of DDOS attacks and worms.

What you need to do is track down the guy who created the program in the first place and, ahem, "convince him not to do so, somehow". his name is Bill Gates.

Having done that, you'll then need to lure the current program into some sort of steel smelting plant and fight it until it falls into a vat of molten steel and thrashes around until it's dead.

The future of the world is in your hands, OP. God Speed.
 Quoting: Elephant Worker

LOL!

I am pretty sure OP has no idea what a DNS does..
what 'access to the DNS through spoofing' is beyond me..

The Domain Name System (DNS) is a hierarchical naming system for computers, services, or any resource connected to the Internet or a private network. It associates various information with domain names assigned to each of the participants. Most importantly, it translates domain names meaningful to humans into the numerical (binary) identifiers associated with networking equipment for the purpose of locating and addressing these devices worldwide. An often-used analogy to explain the Domain Name System is that it serves as the "phone book" for the Internet by translating human-friendly computer hostnames into IP addresses. For example, www.example.com translates to 192.0.32.10.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

you tell us someone is accessing your soundcard and desktop through your printer and
you fix computers for a living?

get the fuck out of here..
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05/07/2010 01:51 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
Please for over one year now, my computer has been hacked, and my private life has been compromised they have have access to both the internal sound card and desktop throurgh spooler, and they also have access to the DNS through spoofing, and am upset, I do not know why,
I feel a failure, I feel like comiting sucide sometimes, as nothing I do works, and I alone, no one cares and most do not even believe me, my friends and family sayto me I am not important, and it hurts my feelings, I do not think I am import, but it hurts that they do not believe me or care, what ever makes them feel comfortable, but I fix computers for a living and I can not fix my own computer who ever did this are far better than I. Worse now is any computer that comes near mine becomes compromised in less than one minute, likewise any computer that comes near my home does too.

Please help, help me. The internet is my life, and I am so sad, help me.

Why is this happening, who will help free me for this, and what can I do, I am alone.

I feel like failure.

Please I'M or email me at
Dezonia777@yahoo.com
Dezonia777@gmail.com
 Quoting: dezonia777

Its no big deal. Don't kill yourself. Kick that shitty comouter to the curb. Smoke a doob and go for a walk. Buy a dog.
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05/07/2010 02:06 AM
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Re: cry for help, formatted computer over 20 times, and it gets hacked in less than one min later
back away from the terminal

or you could just configure the router.

mind you that will not help the dns blackboxing.

if someone is watching you- remember
"if you are not doing anything (wrong) you have nothing to worry about"

every one is under the eyeball-
pfft
so what.

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