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White People are Half Neanderthal???!?

 
Anonymous Coward
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If Noah had White Skin then he was an Albino.

If you assume as the Bible Teaches that Noahs 3 sons repopulated the world.

Then where did Black people come from?

White people cannot produce Black offspring unless they are a Negroid Albino.

Shem - Black
Ham - Black
Japheth - Must have gotten the recessive albino gene from Noah because Japheth is Grandfather of the Caucasian or shall we say refined Albino race.
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Josephus subsequently detailed the nations supposed to have descended from the seven sons of Japheth. Among the nations various later writers have attempted to assign to them are as follows:

Gomer: Armenians, Cimmerians, Scythians, Welsh, Irish, Germans, Huns, Turks, Franks.
Magog: Scythians, Slavs, Mongols, Hungarians, Irish, Finns, Pamiris, Pashtuns

Madai: Medes, Indo-Iranians, Mitanni, Mannai, Persian , kurds , Tajiks, Balochis, Talishis, Mazandaris, Zazas, Sengesaris and Tati. According to the Book of Jubilees (10:35-36), Madai had *MARRIED A DAUGHTER OF SHEM*, and preferred to live among Shem's descendants, rather than dwell in Japheth's allotted inheritance BEYOND the Black Sea; so he begged his brothers-in-law, Elam, Asshur and Arphaxad, until he finally received from them the land that was named after him, Media.

*Note* Madai (Persians, Afghans are Brown skinned)

Javan: Greeks (Ionians)
Tubal: Tabal, Tibareni, Georgians, Italics, Iberians, Basques
Tiras: Thracians, Goths, Jutes, Teutons
Meshech: Phrygians, Illyrians, Caucasian Iberia, Russians
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05/23/2010 03:22 AM
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Book of Enoch is worthy of study. Real interesting dialog.

Wikipedia listing:
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Book of Enoch online: [link to www.sacred-texts.com]
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Josephus subsequently detailed the nations supposed to have descended from the seven sons of Japheth. Among the nations various later writers have attempted to assign to them are as follows:

Gomer: Armenians, Cimmerians, Scythians, Welsh, Irish, Germans, Huns, Turks, Franks.
Magog: Scythians, Slavs, Mongols, Hungarians, Irish, Finns, Pamiris, Pashtuns

Madai: Medes, Indo-Iranians, Mitanni, Mannai, Persian , kurds , Tajiks, Balochis, Talishis, Mazandaris, Zazas, Sengesaris and Tati. According to the Book of Jubilees (10:35-36), Madai had *MARRIED A DAUGHTER OF SHEM*, and preferred to live among Shem's descendants, rather than dwell in Japheth's allotted inheritance BEYOND the Black Sea; so he begged his brothers-in-law, Elam, Asshur and Arphaxad, until he finally received from them the land that was named after him, Media.

*Note* Madai (Persians, Afghans are Brown skinned)

Javan: Greeks (Ionians)
Tubal: Tabal, Tibareni, Georgians, Italics, Iberians, Basques
Tiras: Thracians, Goths, Jutes, Teutons
Meshech: Phrygians, Illyrians, Caucasian Iberia, Russians
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See also
Caucasian race
Mongoloid race
Japhetic
Whites
Proto-Indo-Europeans
Wives aboard the Ark
Origin of the Armenians

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Warg

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05/23/2010 11:40 AM
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so does that make whites sub-human? that just goes to show that black people are God's true, pure creation created in His image and likeness. neanderthals/whites(aka nephilim) only became "human" when they mixed with modern humans/blacks(elohim) ((genesis 6). the flood killed the remaining neanderthals. the mixed breed neanderthal/modern humans were banished to the european continent and there they remained until they start migrating south during the grecian era.
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That is some racist, convoluted, absurd, fucked up BULLSHIT. Next you'll tell me all of Egypt's Pharaohs were black, as well as Jesus, most of the people in the Old Testament, and all the disciples (except Judas, who was a redheaded Honky devil.)
Religion and science do not have to contradict each other. Those who follow science say the universe is unbelievably vast and could not have been created for us alone. It is quite possible, even probable, that other races, far more intelligent than us, live in the vastness of the cosmos. Perhaps the Gods man has worshiped throughout his history, who have, according to myth, come down and taught him in ancient times, are indeed highly advanced extraterrestrials. My understanding of the cosmos operates on this premise.
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05/23/2010 11:45 AM
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Being half Neanderthal ROCKS!!!! You should try it!

Seriously what's the problem with being Neanderthalian???
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hf
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05/23/2010 12:14 PM
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White people are amazing! smart!
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Noah was Black.

**********
Not...



[link to www.bio.davidson.edu]
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Noah = utnapishtim
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05/23/2010 07:48 PM
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Granddad had no trouble lifting cars,and the corner of our two story house. Now I know where he got it from.
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05/23/2010 07:58 PM
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I know I am.
Wee doggie now.
I got a sloping forehead and a bad drool.

Lock up backdoor and run for your life.
That shrimp was there when I got dressed this morning -- A BP Employee to TSA
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It was actually disease associated with cannibalism that finally killed off the Neanderthal, along with competition for food from humans who eat everything very efficiently, thankyou.
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05/23/2010 08:23 PM
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AC, your a fucking idiot!
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At least he can spell, which is saying more than you...
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so does that make whites sub-human? that just goes to show that black people are God's true, pure creation created in His image and likeness. neanderthals/whites(aka nephilim) only became "human" when they mixed with modern humans/blacks(elohim) ((genesis 6). the flood killed the remaining neanderthals. the mixed breed neanderthal/modern humans were banished to the european continent and there they remained until they start migrating south during the grecian era.


That is some racist, convoluted, absurd, fucked up BULLSHIT. Next you'll tell me all of Egypt's Pharaohs were black, as well as Jesus, most of the people in the Old Testament, and all the disciples (except Judas, who was a redheaded Honky devil.)
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You're my hero, Warg. I found that incredibly amusing.
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05/29/2010 02:29 AM
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Well, what do you have to say for yourselves???

huffy


If white people are half Neanderthal, what ancestors do black and asian people have?
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Asians are descended from the orang utan.
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If you look at some red neck types with mullets, and stuff, i think it's more than half...
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Well, what do you have to say for yourselves???

huffy
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Better to be half Neanderthal, than half gorilla.


Know-wut-I-mean?
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yea we r hybrids with an extraterrestrial race. and considering whites have ruled most of the world since the the beginning of humanity what do you have to say for you self?? that blacks are genetically the same so thats why they need govt help for EVERYTHING


Whites did not rule anything before Ghengis khan's dynasty. In fact if ghengis khans son didnt die, they would have continued there march westward and eventually conquered Europe.

One of the main reasons Europe was able to get leaps and bounds over other cultures was because the mongolians dominated all the other cultures except for the Europeans.

AC, your a fucking idiot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 884939




Quote:

"Whites did not rule anything before Ghengis khan's dynasty. In fact if ghengis khans son didnt die, they would have continued there march westward and eventually conquered Europe.

One of the main reasons Europe was able to get leaps and bounds over other cultures was because the mongolians dominated all the other cultures except for the Europeans.

AC, your a fucking idiot!"







If you keep smoking that stuff, you are going to do even more damage than you've obviously already done.
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Jessica6

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Yay so we're a different species than you homo's.
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lol

whites are brown people who moved north. the further north you go, the less vitamin D from the sun. In order to absorb the scarce vitamin D available, our skin evolved to become lighter. Lighter skin absorbs more vitamin D. no ETs necessary.

blacks are brown people who moved closer to the equator.

I used to buy this but there are alot of white people
(native) in south american countries...

explain dark brown eskimo's please!
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Vitamin D comes from their diet - like seal blubber.
The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - HL Mencken
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So I guess not all homo sapiens are equal then. No matter, all homo sapiens should be treated equally. Actually all sapient beings should be treated equally.
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[link to www.anniemayhem.com]
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Above the missing link
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It was actually disease associated with cannibalism that finally killed off the Neanderthal, along with competition for food from humans who eat everything very efficiently, thankyou.
 Quoting: Mmmetull 971581

But not before they did a little interbreeding with homosapiens. If you are celtic, you have some neanderthal genes. They just discovered that a little while back.

Who are the folks with the body hair? Not the Africans.

Just think of the Geico cavemen. Totally metrosexual. Cultured, sophisticated, smart, and totally misunderstood. LOL. I know they are goofy, but there is an underlying message there.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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NEANDERTHALS — Evolutionists call the neanderthal, "caveman"

Neanderthal features include a somewhat larger brow ridge (the supra orbital torus).
They may also have lived longer than men do today. Biblical records indicate that those living just after the Flood (on down to Abraham and even Moses) had somewhat longer life spans than we do today. In 1973, H. Israel explained that certain living individuals today begin to develop Neanderthaloid features—the heavy eyebrow ridges, elongated cranial vault, and so on—with extreme age. There is definite evidence that the Neanderthals were several hundred years old.

For much more information, see the book, Buried Alive, by Jack Cuozzo (1998). In it, he clearly shows that the Neanderthals were several hundred years old. Facial bones keep growing throughout life. He also discovered that the evolutionists had mismatched the upper and lower jaw, in order to make the Neanderthals look like apes.

Neanderthals: Caveman or Human?
Dr. Jack Cuozzo
43 min
[link to www.youtube.com]
Audio interview about his findings after traveling to France to inspect the neanderthal remains.

Neanderthal spoke just as modern man
[link to jackcuozzo.com]

Science has known neanderthal had speech, they just do not always report this unless they have to.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

A third interesting fact is that the Neanderthals had larger craniums than we do. They had larger brains! This indicates regression of our race from a former longer-lived, more intelligent, race rather than evolutionary progression. Brain capacity is an important indicator of whether a cranium belongs to an ape or a person.

"The cranial capacity of the Neanderthal race of Homo sapiens was, on the average, equal to or even greater than that in modern man."
(Theodosius Dobzhansky, "Changing Man," Science, January 27, 1967, p. 410)

They also had well-developed culture, art, and religion. At the present time, most scientists agree that Neanderthals were just plain people that lived in caves for a time. Unfortunately, we are still waiting for this change in thinking to be seen in children’s textbooks.

Two Neanderthal-like skulls were found in Santa Barbara, California in 1923. Researchers recognized that they were just Indian skulls.

Archaeologists tell us that in some places in Palestine, people resembling the Neanderthal race lived in caves, while not far away in Jericho people dwelt in well-built, beautifully decorated houses.

Neanderthals were just racial types similar to ourselves.
[link to evolutionfacts.org]
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Well, what do you have to say for yourselves???

huffy
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I can live with that. How do you feel about being a half breed rhesus monkey?
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Skin color is nothing more then Phenotype Expression of Genetics.


Environments + Genetics = Phenotype.

Put a white man in Africa and come back 1000 years later. His children will be Black.

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