"I went out with an attorney who described himself as S-A-N-E, just like you woo-woo wannabe. [blah blah blah on and on]. He was in a box and wanted someone to come share his little cramped box and I became claustrophobic!"

Who gives a rat´s ass about this pointless little anecdote? Are you another example of a woo-woo or something?

Why yes. Of course you are. Thanks for that example, woo-woo! I was about to go to bed, but now I´m entertained again!