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PLEASE NOTE THE IMPORTANT ADDITION TO THE ORIGINAL TEXT ON PAGE 2. ´SOMEHOW´THIS DID NOT MAKE THE FIRST POSTING, BUT IT HAS CRITICAL INFORMATION.

The Voice of the White House - April 27, 2005:

Much terror here in the Fag Palace. It seems that Democratic Reps. Louise Slaughter of New York and John Conyers of Michigan filed a freedom of information request and were given Secret Service records of Gannon/ Guckert´s visits to the White House. We now know that the dangerously indiscreet and very unhappy Gannon kept what has been called a "very frank and revealing" personal journal. Conyers and Slaughter have previously indicated that Guckert´s journal might contain information of value to the Valerie Plame investigation if, in fact, Guckert had been given some sort of access to documents related to the Plame leaks.

"A person in the White House briefing room who had access to a memo revealing the operative´s name also kept a journal of his days covering the White House," the letter to investigator Fitzgerald stated. "We bring this to your attention because we believe your office may need to subpoena the journal to further the work of the grand jury."

"It now appears that Mr. Guckert memorialized his experiences at the White House," the letter added, noting Guckert´s comments that he might turn the journal into a book. From a very recent Russian press release, it seems that Guckert is making plans with a Russian firm based in South East Asia to reprint all of his journals. "It would be unfortunate if Mr. Guckert published information that would be useful to your investigation, such as the identity of the person who gave him the memo, without your office having the benefit of its contents," the letter continued.

My God, such fun! Seems that our professional male prostitute, phony "news" reporter and keeper of a Forbidden Journal, using a Secret Service day pass, visited the White House 196 times in two years, and spent the night 12 times! That´s right, spent the night 12 times.

Who did he spend the night with?

The usual mindless gossip ´bloggers´ are accusing Fat Karl the Eunuch of hosting him but we here know this is not true. Not that Fat Karl doesn´t like a bit of tying up and manly spanking on his immense flabby bottom from time to time but Karl does not live in the White House and is hardly going to sneak back in and turn tricks with "Captain Bulldog" in a White House broom closet. Sweet Ken M., Bush´s fond choice for the head of the GOP is another cinch choice for some high level fudge packing but he is out too. Sweet Ken is Otherwise Occupied.

The Secret Service has people working in it who do not like Bush or his nocturnal activities and they released the logs although they refused to do so during the investigations into Clinton´s activities in the White House. I have seen copies of these and have been checking them, (actually my computer-savvy secretary has been doing this) against what was going on inside the White House when Gannon appeared and, especially, when he was overnighting. Guess what? There were many times when he visited here when there were no press conferences or news briefings. These were for the daytime visits. For the nighttime visits, I checked his dates against rosters of staff who are assigned here for night duty such as Secret Service, White House police, computer operators and switchboard people types. The question arises, children, as to whether Gannon would spend the night here with some flunky. This is not a hotel. There is a very good chance that someone getting a head job in a closet or other vacant area would be nailed by the security staff. Did he sleep in the head? On the floor? On the piano? No? Not believable? The President has a small, private bedroom for resting that is directly connected to the Oval office. Perhaps Gannon was allowed to bunk in there, safe from bothersome Secret Service or security people.

Here is the question for your readers: Whom did Gannon service on his sleepovers? Since 9/11, the White House security checks are meticulous - it is almost impossible for the average Joe Public to get into the White House even once during the day, much less 196 times, and even more so OVERNIGHT! And Guckert was no Joe Public - he was a person of bad character - a known male hooker, fraudulently claiming to be a reporter, and using a false name. Only direct orders from the absolute highest levels of the Fag Palace would have given such a person this kind of access. Need I say more? And please note that Captain Bulldog was one of the very few members of the press to be allowed inside the White House to cover the January 26, 2005 special Presidential press conference. If there were no events for a newsman, no matter how phony, to cover, why did he come here?

A check of the staff rosters indicate that only one person was in the White House on all the dates that Gannon slept over. The same person was always here when Gannon visited on days when there was no press action to cover. My, my, who could that be? Do you believe in coincidences? Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy? If Gannon had something going with a staffer, they would go to a motel or someone´s apartment in the area…unless the other person could not leave the White House without drawing attention to their absence.

Consider this, too, children. Gannon is a well-known, heavily advertised (on the gay internet) male prostitute operating in Washington, D.C. Gannon is not now and never was from Texas. It is interesting to contemplate a small, fanatical very right wing Texas-based website whose owner, Robert "Bobby" Eberle* (See below for Eberle CV. Ed), is a close personal friend of the President, hiring a Washington, D.C. male whore with no journalistic experience at all to go to the White House as their "representative." This is the "TalonNews Service" run by Eberle who is listed as their "Editor in Chief." Actually, "TalonNews" was set up as a conduit for official White House news releases and nothing else. When the Gannon scandal erupted, "TalonNews" faded quickly into the fetid Texas political swamps from whence it had come and even more quickly.

Eberle is also listed as President and CEO of GOPUSA, a "conservative news, information, and design company dedicated to promoting conservative ideals." In the wake of the Gannon scandal, Eberle has tried to claim that GOPUSA and TalonNews are not connected but I know that both of these entities are registered to the same Texas address, which is Eberle´s personal residence.

The TalonNews.com domain name registration lists Eberle´s email address as bobby.eberle@gopusa.com. Articles on TalonNews.com consist of brief introductory paragraphs, followed by a link to "Read more"; clicking on that link takes you to a page that announces, "This story can be found on our #1 client — GOPUSA!" Readers are then redirected to the GOPUSA.com site. GOPUSA, which claims, in error, to have "millions of daily viewers" is a typical proto-fascist weird Texas product designed to delight and entertain the denizens of trailer parks and other Bush supporters. It is interesting to note that Eberle´s propaganda machine is strongly pro-family and anti-gay. Why, one wonders, did the pure and noble Eberle hit upon the well-known male Internet whore to act as his representative to the White House? It certainly wasn´t Gannon´s known lack of experience in journalism. Perhaps it was his self-avowed eight inch penis that gained him unlimited entrée. To many things.

After Gannon abruptly resigned his position at GOPUSA/TalonNews, he claimed he was not paid very much but only got "a kind of stipend" from Eberle. He said he earned that stringer arrangement with GOPUSA, with no journalism experience, after "a breakfast meeting" in Washington with owner Bobby Eberle.

Although Eberle was not a member of Washington´s powerful inner circle, a member of his Board of Directors, Peter Hannaford* (See below for Hannaford CV. Ed) certainly is. A longtime San Franciscan, Republic publicist and an active member of Ronald Reagan´s administration as Governor of California, Hannaford is certainly well-connected in various Washington circles and insiders have indicated that Hannaford might well have introduced Gannon to Eberle at the so-called "breakfast meeting."

It appears very clearly to all of us here in the Fag Palace and inside the Beltway cocktail circuits that some high level pimping was in motion, nothing else. No wonder the Rove propaganda machine has been cranking out reams of irrelevant, silly nonsense about Gannon ("Is he really Johnny Gosch, Abducted Paper Boy?") to keep the jabbering blogging idiots and the stupid public thrilled with useless and inaccurate stories. The real story is much more important and entertaining. By the way, it has gotten all over the Beltway that Gannon is HIV+ and has been for some time. That bit of news ought to keep certain very highly placed people unhappy as hell! Another State Funeral a la Reagan in the offing? Facial lesions finally clarified?

Also, in the same area, there is growing panic over the information, strictly embargoed and classified, that a surveillance tape from the in-house security system has gone Dixie! No one knows what might be on it but it has really disappeared from a very, very secure area. Many of us suspect what is on it and if we are right and it gets onto the Internet (the tame media would never, never dare to even hint at it) then the fecal matter will strike the fan with force.

Of course I could be very, very specific about who, what, why, where, when and how (as my old journalism 212 teacher would have insisted) but anyone who has to take more then twenty seconds to figure this one out is brain dead.

I see lots of fun coming, children.

There are those of us here who do not worship at the shrine of God´s drooling Second Son and we are all exchanging knowing winks and nods.

I was conversing with a Marine Corps guard last week and he referred, with a wide smirk, to ´ol´ Bush, broke open like my Granddaddy´s 12 gauge shotgun….." And when one of the Ice Virgins, as I call some of the very religious, and crazy, old aunties in the typing pools, says that the President was on his knees in the Oval office, it very well might not have been to pray to his Real Father.

Yes, this is going to be fun because our gutless, hand-puppet press is so busy looking the other way.

I suppose Certain People ought to be tested for HIV+ but that is just an idle thought.

Yes, we are all waiting for the second shoe to drop, especially if, as is strongly rumored, Gannon publishes his sizzling journals. If this ever happened, and Gannon would have a terrible traffic accident (a bus would fall off of a tall building when Gannon was underneath it) long before anything saw print, there would be a mass exodus from Washington. The Beltway´s loss would certainly be San Francisco´s Castro District´s gain in that case. Why not join us in waiting?"



The Voice of the White House - May 2, 2005:

Please notice that I was not the first to identify the White House occupant who was present every time Gannon made a mysterious daytime and even more mysterious all night appearance. Now, the Democratic Underground site (see attached) has made the leap and more power to them. Although jealous Republican bloggers keep insisting that I do not exist or do not work in the White House, I hate to question the nut fringe but I am here and unless I get caught, here I shall remain. If they ever catch me, they will do to me what they are certainly going to do to Gannon: get rid of me.

Gannon is an arrogant, stupid and egocentric idiot who somehow thinks he is very important in the scheme of things. Anyone who looks at his website will be struck with his outspoken determination to return to the White House as a right wing power. He was let go on "vacation," as he calls it, because he was ´too brilliant and devastating for the evil liberals´.

He was hired for two reasons; to act as a front for the rightwing Texas fascist nut fringe and to practice his homosexual skills inside the White House. If you expect me to believe that either his eager and well-connected sponsors or the vigilant Secret Service were totally unaware of Gannon´s ragingly gay websites, you ought to take a long walk on a very short pier.

He writes like a fifteen year old with hormone problems, looks like a chubby Mussolini and spends his time, and yours, informing what is left of his shattered world that he is still a force to reckon with and will soon make a triumphant return. This man is on opium. If he ever showed up at the door here, he would be arrested at best and shot dead at worst. No one even distantly connected with the Bush administration would dare have any public connection with him and if Gannon ever releases his red-hot self-proclaimed "inside journals," he would be dead within the day.

I can see the ´Post´ headlines now: "Controversial former White House Reporter Kills Self in Hotel Bathroom." Or, (more to the CIA´s style): "Freak Boating Accident Claims the life of Ex-White House Press Aide." You think I am being dramatic? Overreacting? If Gannon began to squeal on his former friends, they would be swept out of a very lucrative and powerful office in a wave of feminine frenzy from the Christian Right. If these pestilential nuisances ever got it into their tiny brains that Bush and his top people were gay, there would be such an uproar, the business over Clinton and the cigars would pale into insignificance. Mail to the Fag Palace from these nuts is beginning to sound ugly. Forlorn but desperate-to-believe writers are saying, "Oh, say it isn´t so!" while more pragmatic staffers are getting their pictures in the blatts hugging their wives and kids.

I want all of my readers to note that this subject, rampant and aggressive faggotry in the White House, will never see the light of day in any portion of the American media, print or television, unless, and until, Gannon or someone intimately involved, rats everyone else out.

The bosses pray to their little tin God that it will all go away, and it might, but if it doesn´t and gets legs, I will join Bill Frist in setting up a steam-operated Cat Torture Palace and become a Democrat.

You ask: Is this true? Yes, Virginia, it is true. Do you want dripping evidence pictured on the web? Hidden spy cam digital pictures mailed out to everyone on the Hill? Or the foreign media? This all reminds me of the time that Jimmy Carter´s son, Chip, was photographed and filmed wearing a dress at the annual Castro District Gay Pride Parade and the ensuing rush to hide it."

Lest your readers think I am homophobic, I am not. I know and am friendly with many gays and have no problem with any of them. As a Republican, however, I do have a serious problem with the homosexual activity inside the White House and the very serious security breaches it represents.

And, do not forget, that the Bush White House might turn tricks with a flabby Captain Bulldog but when the sun comes up, they rush around to suck the butts of the Christian Right by loudly condemning what they were pantingly practicing only a few hours before. This sort of hypocrisy will do terrible damage to the reputation of the Republican party and a large segment of the American population..

Unfortunately, the mainline American media is totally under control and would only print a brief article about any of this if Gannon "committed suicide" by shooting himself ten times in the head like the CIA-offed Salvadore Allende of Chile."


The Voice of the White House: Fudgepacking, Pillow Talk and High Treason - May 4, 2005:

Now that Gannon is back in the news and being laughed at by various media members, perhaps some concrete background information on Mr. Guckert might be in order. There is quite a file on him here in the Fag Palace that was here long before he had to quit when his male prostitution web site was exposed. It is interesting to note that the Secret Service knew all about Gannon yet allowed him free access to the White House on over 200 occasions, at least twelve of which were spent sleeping there. With whom is becoming very evident, and after we study his background, I have some most interesting material for your education and that of the media. However, the readership is not hopeless but the media certainly is.

In the following study, I will not publish Gannon/Guckert´s Social Security number, his bank accounts, his drivers´ license or passport numbers or his various addresses for the last five years. I personally consider this to be an invasion of privacy although the bombastic Gannon thrives on attention. After I have covered Guckert´s actual background, I will then discuss the matter of the greatest breach of U.S. national security since Jonathan Pollard´s escapades in giving a boxcar full of vital secrets to Israel.

James Dale Guckert was born in 1957. He is, as of this writing, 48 years old. He lived in Conneaut Lake, Pennsylvania, went to high school there, graduated in 1975 and moved to West Chester, Pennsylvania where he attended West Chester College. James Guckert graduated in 1980 with a social sciences degree and a Pennsylvania teaching certificate. While in college, Guckert was a member of Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity. For the next 20 years, Guckert held down a number of small time jobs as a landscaper and a brief stint as a temporary high school teacher. He operated mostly in the Wilmington, Delaware area and managed several liquor distributing companies. In late 1997 he came to work for Viva Vino, an Eddytown, Pa. wine importer, telling his new boss Levino Razzi that he had sold off a small distributing business of his own. He already had a substantial tax judgment against him, issued in Delaware the previous year, for over $20,000 and in 1999 he would be named in a lawsuit (with a company called Diamond State Distributors) over a two-year old automobile accident. When he left Viva Vino in 1998, Guckert went to work for Karmack, a West Chester truck body repair company.

From 1998 to 2001, Guckert was employed as an office manager at Karmack. When he resigned his position, he advised his co-workers that he was going to work in the Washington, D.C. area at an unspecified job. While in Pennsylvania, Guckert had also been involved as a team player on a gay Philadelphia softball team.

Although Gannon has often asserted that he had been a member of the U.S. Marines, a thorough check of the Personnel Management Support Branch of the Marine Corps located at Quantico, Virginia, disclosed that neither James Dale Guckert, or his alias, Jeff Gannon, had ever served in the United States Marine Corps. A further check with BUPERS of the United States Navy confirmed that neither Guckert nor Gannon had ever served in the U.S. Navy. Rather than ask if Guckert was in the Marine Corps, given his sexual proclivities, might it not be better to ask if the Marine Corps were ever in Guckert?

During his college years, Guckert developed a great interest in building Internet sites, assisting his fraternity brothers in constructing a site for them. Later, after Guckert had moved to Washington, he obtained professional assistance is setting up a male pornography site. This was operative in October of 1999 and was called ´USMCPT.com´ which was designed to promote his entirely false background as ´U.S. Marine Corps/Part Time.´ As noted above, Guckert was never in the Marine Corps but proclaimed his membership repeatedly to his viewers. Using the pen name ´Bulldog´ (the bulldog is the mascot of the Marine Corps) this was billed as a ´hot male escort site owned by Bulldog.´ Because Guckert was not particularly conversant with computer techniques and had a very limited income, he was forced to link his pages to another, far more profitable site called malecorps.com. This connection brought him more viewers but the initial USMCCPT.com had little more to offer than 30+ underexposed pictures of Guckers/Bulldog or his genitals. Guckert had been a body builder for some time but was not either overly endowed or well-defined so his business was marginal at best. Guckert later linked his personal porn site to: executivemaleescorts.com, maleescortsdirect.com, and guys4rent.com and added photo information on many other, and younger, models. While Guckert initially was homebased in Philadelphia, he later moved his operations to Washington, D.C. In his comments, posted on his personal site, Guckert now speaks of all of the sophisticated and powerful men who are his clients and who are, he says often enough, impressed with his insight and intelligence. The nice thing about praising yourself is that you can lay it on so thick and in just the right places.

Once he got settled inside the Beltway, Guckert changed his name to Jeff Gannon and became involved in the DC gay scene. Washington is filled with gays, many of them important political leaders, lobbyists, congressmen and their aides, members of the media and high-level bureaucrats.

Guckert then began his move into the conservative, Republican gay circles and on January 25, 2002, he set up the domain "theconservativeguy.com" Guckert registered his new persona under the name of a non-existent ´J. Daniels´ and gave the address of a mail drop in Delaware only a few blocks from his former duplex.

Dressing up in the clothing of an arch conservative, the new Jim Gannon paraded his views, and his body, in front of the Washington gay crowd to some effect. His list of clients in his early hustling days is well known and will be the subject of a later study but suffice it to say, he became their protégé and was pushed forward with avidity. Gannon then was groomed at the so-called ´Leadership Institute´s School of Broadcast Journalism.´ The Leadership Institute, whose publicly stated mission is "to increase the number and effectiveness of conservative public policy leaders," was started in 1979 by longtime Republican Party faithful, Morton C. Blackwell. The institute currently claims to have trained more than 40,000 students in its quarter-century history, putting it at the center of a large network of right-wing activists, politicians, journalists and intellectuals. The Broadcast School, so-called, is merely a weekend seminar with a $50 registration fee: but the Institute sponsors training programs, and provides a variety of fellowships and paid, residential internships to its aspiring arch-conservative leaders.

It was through this organization that Gannon was brought to the attention of Eberle´s GOPUSA through the good services of a certain "Free Republic" group which ran a very conservative radio group called "Free Radio Network." This was initially funded by Robert Johnson, controller of the Domino´s Pizza Company. In August of 2002, the Leadership Institute, in conjunction with the Free Republic held a conference in Las Vegas and a number of Eberle´s "TalonNews" acolytes were in attendance. Subsequently, Gannon was allowed to host a "Radio Free Republic" webcast with one Chuck Muth who was listed as a Republican Party political consultant and a very prominent member of the Leadership Institute´s directorship. On November 12 of 2002, Gannon made his debut on the lower rungs of the Republican propaganda machine with a series of internet based op-ed pieces under the "Conservative Guy" (not Gay) byline.

Eberle had put on Gannon as a staffer, flown to DC for a breakfast meeting with Gannon and his supporters and Gannon was then put forward, and eagerly accepted by the White House Press Secretary, as the TalonNews representative to the White House press corps. The buff, "ex-Marine right wing intellectual writer" asked his first question at a White House press conference on February 28, 2002 and two years later, after many interesting adventures in the Fag Palace, was sacked, forever, because his seamy alter ego, The Bulldog, was exposed on the Internet.

Gannon, whom one can see from his current website, is certainly not an accomplished writer, was in constant attendance at the White House, easily given a Secret Service clearance and a very large number of Day Passes. He was known to the President and to many of his top aides and a disillusioned Secret Service man commented bitterly to me about the motivations clearly evident in the quick acceptance of the very shady Gannon into the inner circles of the White House. One of this agent´s comments, quoting a fictive Gannon personal remark to Bush, has a delightful implication and will be repeated: "Look, Mr. President, we need to get something straight between us."

Having covered the legitimate, if somewhat pathetic, background of James Guckert, aka ´Jim Gannon´, let us proceed to the much more serious matter of stolen top secret information.

Every day, in the late morning, the President receives what is known as the President´s Daily Briefing. (PDB) Until recently, this was given to him personally, at least while he was in Washington, by the DCI (Director of Central Intelligence.) This is a top secret paper that was initiated by the CIA in 1964 although it had produced private briefings for the President since Harry Truman set up the CIA in 1948 to keep him supplied with the intelligence input he felt he was systematically being denied to him by the Army.

The PDB ostensibly is to provide the President with current international intelligence data considered to be of specific interest that requires his attention and possible action. The PDB is put together by CIA specialists and very senior analysts every evening. They utilize data from the CIA´s Directorate of Intelligence staff. The initial preparation is completed late in the evening and then the next morning, prior to its delivery to the President, this preliminary report is supplemented by new operational material, often electronic intercepts, imagery or reports from human agents that come in each day. The draft is then taken to the Branch Chief, who then suggests possible "stories" that could or should be written. The Branch Chief in turn carries the proposal up the line where the potential stories are discussed and prioritized. Once the article is written, edited and approved by at least three other levels of managers, the piece is taken (or sent electronically) to the PDB staff. By 9:30am, no later, the analyst who is preparing the final document incorporates all of the agreed upon material and prepares his final draft prior to its submission to the President by the DCI.

It ought to be noted that the PDB is an information brief, the CIA´s equivalent of Headline News, not deliberative or pre-decisional or legal advice. Most of the time, Presidents really do not have much more or better substantive information than the rest of us about national security, and when they think they do, they´re often wrong. CIA´s Presidential Daily Briefings were "selling intelligence in order to keep its customers, or at least the First Customer, interested." Richard A. Clarke, the very effective security specialist at the White House (and later forced out because of his honesty and competence) has delivered a scathing assessment of Bush administration policy and personnel in his book, "Against All Enemies: Inside America´s War on Terror." Clarke portrays the president and his top aides as arrogant, insular and uninformed. A more accurate, or cogent, assessment could not have been made, especially to those who have to put up with the blind stupidity and fanaticism of the top levels of the current Bush administration.

The DCI has always viewed the PDB as of major importance in controlling the President´s views of intelligence matters and the CIA´s views upon it. However, when it became obvious to more than the Beltway trolls that Bush and his friends had deliberately lied about the WMD issue, like more moral bankrupts, they turned on the CIA for not supplying them with accurate information. This is, of course, typical political fecal matter because the CIA had indeed given Bush accurate information. Unfortunately for Geoge Tenet, the DCI, this information ran counter to Bush´s schemes and so not only was Tenet removed and replaced with a dimbulb hack, Porter Goss, many of the top CIA personnel were subsequently sacked for having dared to express opinions counter to the Imperial Will. The PDB preparation and presentation was abruptly taken away from the CIA and turned over to the more obedient and trustworthy John Negroponte. It seems that the PDB was not subject to any other agency including the Defense Intelligence Agency, the State Bureau of Intelligence and Research, or the National Security Agency.

Now, having filled you in on the PDB and Brother Gannon the Fudgepacker, lets look at what comes next on the menu. It seems that foreign informants told the CIA early in March of 2005, that very sensitive information had been, and was being, passed, by an American, to certain countries who were not friendly to the United States. Among these countries were North Korea and Pakistan. Although the President of Pakistan is ostensibly friendly to us, his intelligence agencies are not. They are far more sympathetic to the Muslim fundamentalists that infest their northern provinces than to the self-centered desires of Washington. Musharraf is living on borrowed time and if he falls from power, Pakistan, neighbor of Afghanistan and enemy of India, will most certainly go fundamentalist. Any chance the US might have of interdicting and destroying al Queda will go down the drain and there is a very strong probability that Pakistan will launch a nuclear war against their bitter rival India, probably over control of Kashmir.

At any rate, our CIA discovered, given its incompetence probably quite by accident, that not only these two unpleasant and potentially very dangerous entities have been getting top level inside US intelligence material, others have as well. The PDB was quickly identified as the source of the information because some of the contrived, or tarted up, news contained in it was included in the intercepts. Since the circulation of the PDB is very limited, it was relatively easy to ascertain the dates from which the stolen information was lifted. The investigation was basically twofold. The person, or persons, who were supplying our enemies with very sensitive material had to be located and then the source of this information had to be pinpointed.

It did not take a great deal of serious effort to discover that the man passing top secret American intelligence analysis to hostile countries was a man named Edward Joseph von Kloberg, III, 63, a political lobbyist from Washington, D.C. Von Kloberg, of Baltic German extraction, added the ´von´ to impress his clients some of whom included Saddam Hussein, Nicolae Ceausescu of Romania, the Burmese junta, Liberia´s Samuel Doe, and Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire. He also later represented the latter´s successor in the renamed Democratic Republic of Congo, Laurent Kabila, and Idi Amin. Further, and more important, von Kloberg had connections with the leadership of Pakistan and later, he was in close contact Kim Jong Il, the North Korean leader, to whom he wrote in 2001, praising North Korea´s efforts to "reunite with the South" and "recognizing North Korea´s rightful seat among the community of nations."

Von Kloberg´s public relations "consultancy" thus served a client list which included most of the world´s mass murderers and worst dictatory, including many bitter enemies of the United States. He was intensly hated by the U.S. intelligence community.

Edward Joseph Kloberg III was born in New York on Jan. 9, 1942. He attended Princeton University and graduated from Rider College in 1965. He had a master´s degree in history from American University, which later hired him to be a fund-raiser and then an administrator until 1982, when he entered public relations. His firm became the public relations outfit of choice for many leaders who were on their way to becoming outlaws.

Mr. von Kloberg ran an organization called Washington World Group and earned huge fees from the assorted potentates and pariahs he represented, allowing him to live extravagantly (he often wore a black cape to formal occasions), with frequent lavish parties and travel, for which he packed one or more steamer trunks.

He was known to be well informed on the substance of foreign policy and was often up to date on the intrigue at foreign embassies and the State Department, in both Democratic and Republican administrations. A frequent host of elegant, intimate and very formal dinners, he relished mixing political figures with Washington reporters. He dressed elegantly, frequented the most exclusive Washington clubs and loved to wear full formal attire laden with enameled orders and decorations he pried out of his more nefarious clients. He had stretch limousines at his disposal and was known to wear black satin opera cloaks to formal functions. During his career, von Kloberg had come to know, some intimately, most of Washington´s major movers and shakers. Von Kloberg was also very gay and an active member of the Beltway´s gay communities. So, it might be pointed out, was Jeff Gannon but Gannon was the moon to the sun of von Kloberg.

The extremely wealthy and well-connected Kolberg was like catnip to Jeff Gannon, who suffers from an insatiable need to burnish his self-image by basking in the reflected glory of powerful men- exactly like Monica Lewinsky. Her historic role in trashing an American presidency seems about to be repeated by Mr. Gannon.

After the PDB leaks were reported to the CIA by someone inside Pakistan, a frantic internal investigation into the appalling, high-level leakage could not find any provable connection between von Kloberg and anyone inside the CIA with access to the preparation of the PDBs. A parallel investigation was able to pinpoint the dates of the leaked PDBs and the focus shifted to White House personnel who might have had access to these documents. No links could be established, until an astute, and bitter, Secret Service agent attached to the White House detail suggested that one might check the dates on which certain outsiders were in the White House. It was then found that the dates of one outsider coincided exactly with the dates of the leaked top level intelligence.

The investigators, very carefully and with much secrecy, checked to see if there was any connection between this individual and von Kloberg and there was. This individual whom I shall not name, but whose identity is well known, no longer had access to the top leadership of the country, most especially to the President who received these papers, but he was, and currently is, viewed by many in official Washington as a present and future menace to national security. It was plausibly postulated that this individual had passed whispered pillow talk on to the notorious von Kloberg in an attempt to impress the latter with both his knowledge and connections. Von Kloberg in turn was passing this knowledge on to his clients in exchange for money and political influence.

Von Kloberg had been considered a major thorn in the side of the Administration and, at the very least, the Department of State in the past, and now the various intelligence agencies had him in their sights.

When, and by whom, the decision was made to terminate the flamboyant lobbyist and political manipulator has not yet surfaced (be not afraid, children, it will) but it is well known inside the Beltway that it was made.

On Sunday, May 1, 2005 Edward von Kloberg jumped, fell or was pushed from hundred foot high wall of the Castel Sant´Angelo in Rome, once the tomb of the Roman Emperor Hadrian. Among items found on his body was an American magazine cover with a picture of him meeting the first President George Bush.

Italian newspapers said he had been depressed after a failed attempt at reconciliation with his Lithuanian homosexual lover, Darius Monkevicius of Rome.

His suicide note was reported to include the words: "The last years have been the darkest of my life. Thinking about what was and what is now no longer. The fact that {the lover} has spoken ill of our affair(s) with others has made me suffer a great deal." Hardly the words we would have expected from one of the world´s most successful power lobbyists.

Mr. von Kloberg lived in Washington, was not married and had no children. Among his survivors are his companion, Darius Monkevicius of Rome, and a sister, Carol van Kloberg of Saratoga Springs, N.Y.

I hope this has been an instructive walk down the Beltway´s Primrose Path and I could be much, much more specific but then I do not particularly want to mimic the escapades of the late von Kloberg do a full gainer off the top of the Washington Monument in "a moment of depression over the untimely death of my son´s pet hamster." The thought that someone might find a nice color picture of the President, with a halo over his head, in my pocket is too awful to contemplate.

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Matt Marriott (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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It´s Bush and his illuminati gang behind these revelations.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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No wonder Laura is pissed!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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ya got it all wrong!

Guckett was required to tamp in the Presidents Hemmerroids on occasion.

this was sometimes a quick in and out and sometime an overnighter.
Zola (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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>>No wonder the Rove propaganda machine has been cranking out reams of irrelevant, silly nonsense about Gannon ("Is he really Johnny Gosch, Abducted Paper Boy?") to keep the jabbering blogging idiots and the stupid public thrilled with useless and inaccurate stories. The real story is much more important and entertaining.<<

As I have posted before, I have become quite suspect of the agenda of those who keep insistently and hysterically reposting this particular piece of disinfo about Guckert at GPL.
Zola (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Maybe Laura´s comments at the National Press Club Dinner about Shrub masturbating a horse were more of an inside joke than anyone has publicly acknowledged.

Maybe Laura is even grateful to Guckert for relieving her of her most distasteful duty as First Lady.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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no link...you STINK... this is IMPORTANT please provide the link...and while you are at it...a link to the story about Gannon being Gosch!
DanG (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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worshipworshipbushfingsheepsheepdynamite
Quiet - don´t wake the Sheep !!
CosmoKurt (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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When Bush and Company are eventually hauled to jail, the MSM management complicit in withholding news (i.e. Murdoch (FOX, Disney execs (ABC), General Electric (NBC/CNBC/MSNBC)) should be hauled in as well for accessories to treason and murder.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Now we know the real reason Laura is a ´desperate housewife´ lmao
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK, LINK,

dubya
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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From the bush twins´ convention speech:



BUSH TWINS: Take this. I know it´s hard to believe, but our parents´ favorite term of endearment for each other is actually "Bushy."

AUDIENCE: laughter

BUSH TWINS: And we had a hamster, too. Let´s just say ours didn´t make it.

AUDIENCE: laughter
Caligula II (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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K, so Jeff worshipped me on his knees . Thats all I am going to say about it.

bushfing
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Read all about it here. Details you want, details you got.

[link to godlikeproductions.com]
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Oh My Gawd!!!!!!!! can all this be true??

I am already praying for them so that their sins may be forgiven.
Zola (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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AC 709:

Or is the link you want the link to the Voice of the White House? Really, you remind me of a client I once had who would send me jobs with the simple instruction "Please fix." She is, by the way, no longer a client; I do have my standards, such as they are.

Voice of the White House´s columns appear at

[link to www.tbrnews.org]

Only the current issue is on the home page. You will have to click the button labelled "Archive" on the left navigation bar to see the back issues.

Left means on the side a person wears a wedding band. A navigation bar is an area on a web page that has links to other parts of the web site. An archive is a collection of older things. If I can make this easier for you you to understand, please don´t be afraid to ask. I´m here to help those who need it most.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Maybe it is all just Bible Study?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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This article is clever disinfo - real damaging info added to make the source look credible mixed with wrong info in order to discredit what are really facts - the REAL, hidden purpose of the piece. Notice how the Johnny Gosch angle is dismissed in a couple of lines as deliberate disinfo. Well, folks, that´s the explosive illegal, pedophile connection with the White House gone, eh, to be replaced by mere gay hanky panky, which of course is not illegal. Don´t believe this clever misdirection of attention. Does the author really think we are such suckers to believe his statement that all the bloggers asking whether Gannon is Gosch are really right-wing Republicans spreading misinformation? LOL! See his tactic: he gets you on his side with lots of juicy info and dismisses the REAL story in a line or two, by which time you are so impressed with the credibility of what he has been saying that he convinces you that Gannon is not Gosch at all. Only, of course, he cannot dismiss so easily all the odd coincidences that make people seriously ask whether Gannon is Gosch.
This is damage limitation. Better have the White House a fag palace than the playground of pedophiles. One is legal, the other isn´t, gettit?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Well of course it´s all just Bible Studly, er Study. After all, one of the reasons Guckert
gives for refusing to discuss his past is that he
is now Born Again and God and all Christians have
forgiven him for the errors of his former ways,
now that he has seen The Light.

And don´t all those devout Bible readers in the
White House spend at lot of time on their knees?
To pray, I mean.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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i feel better.
Praise the Lord.I knew there was a simple answer.
Just accept the J--man and all is forgiven.
What a perfect world.---
Now here is a good one to figure out---
FROM THE BIBLE--NO HYPE--

Moses goes up into the mountains and receives at least the 10 commandments---one of which was/is
"THOU SHALT NOT KILL"--so far so good---now after the long journey they come to the Land of Cannan.

Now the lord says your long journey and punishment in the wilderness is over .YOU are at the promised land.

NOW GO FORTH AND """SLAY""" THE PEOPLE and
make this Land your home.

Do not kill and slay the people?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Guckert doesn´t have to be Gosch for there to be
pedophiles in the top sphere of our government and
industry and military. There are. But if he is
widely accepted as Gosch and then proven not to be,
all the treasonous and filthy aspects of the
Guckert saga AND the high-level pedophile
accusations will be dismissed too. How convenient
for Rove and crew. And I suspect for you too,
AC 1497.

I´ll believe Guckert is Gosch when Gosch´s mother
Noreen has a public reunion with him and declares
him to be her son AND Guckert´s own mother and
brother confirm he is not their family.

Odd that after all this this time Noreen has STILL REFUSED to confirm that Guckert is her son, is it not?

You may need to make a trip to the Ladies Powder Room, AC 1497. I´m afraid your agenda is showing.
CosmoKurt (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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The Guckert story is a non-issue. As far as the MSM it doesn´t exist.... Turn your efforts to the other Bush crimes.

It is amazing.. he acts like a burglar who doesn´t where gloves while robbing a place. Leaves fingerprints and he just does not care.


Again, he knows he can get away with it.

He has everyone in his pocket except us.
Zola (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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From AC 1497:

>>This article is clever disinfo - real damaging info added to make the source look credible mixed with wrong info in order to discredit what are really facts - the REAL, hidden purpose of the piece. Notice how the Johnny Gosch angle is dismissed in a couple of lines as deliberate disinfo. Well, folks, that´s the explosive illegal, pedophile connection with the White House gone, eh, to be replaced by mere gay hanky panky, which of course is not illegal.<<

Talk about disinfo. How conveniently you completely ignore the major point of these stories -- that US intelligence info of the highest nature has made its way to our most dangerous enemies, via "gay pillow talk" from a White House source of the Very Highest Level to Gosch to a conveniently just suicided gay Republican lobbyist already known to be passing such info to our enemies. That is HIGH TREASON. You don´t even mention any of this. Instead you push this total fantasy that Guckert-is-Gosch to divert people´s attention away from the real story and in such a way that it can be discredited later along with the truth.

You are acting like someone who is either completely delusional or else an agent for someone with much to fear if the real story, the turth, manages to surface.
Zola (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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The "turth"? Time for me to take a keyboard break.

And my apologies for inserting that extra-long link to lufkindailynews.com re Laura´s horse jerking story and throwing the page width so askew. Does anyone know how to contact a mod to get him to delete that link?

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"If you shut up the truth and bury it under the ground, it will but grow, and gather to itself such explosive power that the day it bursts through it will blow up everything in its way."

-- Emile Zola
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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vwh stuff also here,

[link to www.thetruthseeker.co.uk]

plus other good stories
persistant insistant (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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bump
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I´ll bet Bush licks Gannon´s balls and tongues his ass...then he takes it up the ass, and they felch and fall asleep in each others arms...
Film at 11:00!:fighter1::butt:

buttwhip

buttdubyasheepscream
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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believe WHAT ever you want to but the FBI records speak for themselves...see the RAW weblink for the ACTUAL documents released to two (D)congressmen siting the law to obtain them.

facts are facts and if you can handle the truth, StFU!
CosmoKurt (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I would not dispute that Bush is a homo... not that there is anything wrong with that besides the visual imagery...

Ick.
AC1497 (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Zola:
"Talk about disinfo. How conveniently you completely ignore the major point of these stories -- that US intelligence info of the highest nature has made its way to our most dangerous enemies, via "gay pillow talk" from a White House source of the Very Highest Level to Gosch to a conveniently just suicided gay Republican lobbyist already known to be passing such info to our enemies."

There is a difference between ignoring something and putting emphasis on what is the more relevant issue (at least for me). The issue of whether Gosch is Gannon is NOT fantasy. His mother thinks it highly possible but is not yet sure. Get yourself informed by listening to the players before delivering uninformed opinions that merely express what you would like to believe, not what, based upon growing evidence, has a high probability of being true.
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It IS fanstasy. And Noreen Gosch has never said she thought it was highly probable -- months ago she said it might be possible but that she´d need to see more evidence. And after all these months she still has not come forward to say he is her son. Why do you think that is?

[link to www.apfn.net]

The major elements of Guckert´s life are well exposed and easily verifiable, including the identies of his real mother and brother, which, thankfully, no one has chosen to publish yet. See the V of the WH for May 4 above, or check americablog.com or dailykoz.com for starters. There are some tantalizing unknowns with him. We know he lied about being an active duty marine, but does he have any sort of military connection in his background? Intelligence connections with this or some other country? Why does his fraternity web site, on pages that predate this whole affair, mention that some of his frat brothers think he works for the CIA?

His complete history is mysterious but his identity is not.

I do believe there are pedophiles in high places in government, law enforcement, major corporations, etc. I know about the Franklin affair and have no doubt that the story as we know it is correct in most if not all essentials.

But that doesn´t make Guckert Johnny Gosch.

And why do people keep pointing to photos of young Johnny and young and old Guckert as "proof"? They look NOTHING alike. People see what they want to see and let reality be damned.

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