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***HOLY SHIT...NOW THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND CLOG THE OIL LEAK BY SHOOTING GARBAGE INTO IT!!***

 
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wrong you would increase presure each step down to smaller pipe diameter



f you have 8 places to connect pipes to at the top, the pressure will remain the same on all 8 pipes --- do you see now?

You may need more - your not clogging them up, your funneling the oil to the ships.

I'm not saying to funnel it up - shrinking as you go up to the surface, I'm saying just bring the whole mess up in a 1 meter diameter pipe. ( I don't know the pressure so I can't calculate the diameter)

At the top, have a 1 to 8 converter "head". Doesn't matter if it's leaking in the ocean, if the pressure is low enough you can connect the pipes to the ships from there.
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Since oil is less dense than water, at what point would the top of the gulf, using your method, would buoyancy become a concern and ships sinking?
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next idea will really be nuke it or probably wank on it
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next idea will really be nuke it or probably wank on it
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Nuking a Methane leak does not sound like a good idea...
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"They'll take a bunch of debris -- shredded up tires, golf balls and things like that -- and under very high pressure, shoot it into the preventer itself and see if they can clog it up and stop the leak."
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1facepalm1



This idea isn't much different from that one thread about clogging the hole with illegals.
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You can tell they are desperate. Next they will build a 100 ton cork. LOL
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and a 500 ton hammer
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wrong you would increase presure each step down to smaller pipe diameter



f you have 8 places to connect pipes to at the top, the pressure will remain the same on all 8 pipes --- do you see now?

You may need more - your not clogging them up, your funneling the oil to the ships.

I'm not saying to funnel it up - shrinking as you go up to the surface, I'm saying just bring the whole mess up in a 1 meter diameter pipe. ( I don't know the pressure so I can't calculate the diameter)

At the top, have a 1 to 8 converter "head". Doesn't matter if it's leaking in the ocean, if the pressure is low enough you can connect the pipes to the ships from there.


Since oil is less dense than water, at what point would the top of the gulf, using your method, would buoyancy become a concern and ships sinking?
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good point - something I didn't think of.... hmmm, big problem....

going to have to have some helium pontoons to keep afloat.
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wrong you would increase presure each step down to smaller pipe diameter



f you have 8 places to connect pipes to at the top, the pressure will remain the same on all 8 pipes --- do you see now?

You may need more - your not clogging them up, your funneling the oil to the ships.

I'm not saying to funnel it up - shrinking as you go up to the surface, I'm saying just bring the whole mess up in a 1 meter diameter pipe. ( I don't know the pressure so I can't calculate the diameter)

At the top, have a 1 to 8 converter "head". Doesn't matter if it's leaking in the ocean, if the pressure is low enough you can connect the pipes to the ships from there.


Since oil is less dense than water, at what point would the top of the gulf, using your method, would buoyancy become a concern and ships sinking?
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Um, well, the entire worlds oceans would need to be covered in many many many feet of oil before this would happen. Even then, I doubt they would SINK.

If the leak suddenly got worse and dumped a few TRILLION gallons of oil and it all rose to the top at once.... no, I still don't think boats would sink.
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i really believe that a bomp or a massive explosion went off making a freaking crater in the sea floor there probaly lookin at a crater the size of a football feild you cant cap that unless you narrow down the opening why some lame tard came up with putting garbage in the crater but this is shooting out at such a high pressure
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I Agree with this comment. I think they have been testing nukes or something of that nature underground ... that is why 5 whales have been found dead in one week ! They (the Navy) are interrupting the oceans with Sonar and now Pollution! This is really sad for all Marine life and we are going to have to pay for this as well. Mankind Ship is sinking and please don't act like you do not know.God Help Us.

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wanking it is then
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You can tell they are desperate. Next they will build a 100 ton cork. LOL
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LMAO dont give them ideas..


intruth they need the Tesla earthquake machine, do jolt the pipe way closed with solid rock.... Or some expertly placed nukes of course.

But heres a thing.. and im serious here.. If its true they have EVER captured and repaired a working Alien anti gravity disc/saucer/craft then surely it is much more capable than are ROVs, and should be used. And if the reason they wont use it is because the information would evetntually leack out as to how they did it, its a damn good reason to come clean and do a disclosure.
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HEADLINE NASA:
Communication lost with the International Space Station.
Last words were:
HOLY SHIT! ARE THOSE GOLF BALLS!!!!
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You can tell they are desperate. Next they will build a 100 ton cork. LOL
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LOL...thanks I needed that.
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There is only two fucking possibilities here people!

They had no fucking idea of the magnitude of this methane

or

They knew full well what they were doing and there is a hidden agenda

no other option

both options speak very poorly for BP
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"The next tactic is going to be something they call a junk shot," Allen told CBS's "Face the Nation While Keeping A Straight Face" on Sunday. "They'll take a bunch of debris -- shredded up tires, golf balls and things like that -- and under very high pressure, shoot it into the preventer itself and see if they can clog it up and stop the leak."



Hows about a SUPERSIZE DILDO with its own nuclear reactor?
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The whole situation reminds me of...
[link to www.myvideo.de]

That's exactly how BP acts right now.
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The PTB have prooved beyond all doubt that they have no fukkin right to "control" all that is happening.
The sooner we all shake these fukkin fleas off the better we are all going to be.
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Re: ***HOLY SHIT...NOW THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND CLOG THE OIL LEAK BY SHOOTING GARBAGE INTO IT!!***
You can tell they are desperate. Next they will build a 100 ton cork. LOL

LMAO dont give them ideas..


intruth they need the Tesla earthquake machine, do jolt the pipe way closed with solid rock.... Or some expertly placed nukes of course.

But heres a thing.. and im serious here.. If its true they have EVER captured and repaired a working Alien anti gravity disc/saucer/craft then surely it is much more capable than are ROVs, and should be used. And if the reason they wont use it is because the information would evetntually leack out as to how they did it, its a damn good reason to come clean and do a disclosure.
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norespect
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Idiocracy. Obamie hasn't found the guy with the high IQ yet to give us a solution. LOL
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ya idiot. its BPs problem to fix not Allybama
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need an upside down pyramid.
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[link to www.cnn.com]

"The next tactic is going to be something they call a junk shot," Allen told CBS's "Face the Nation" on Sunday. "They'll take a bunch of debris -- shredded up tires, golf balls and things like that -- and under very high pressure, shoot it into the preventer itself and see if they can clog it up and stop the leak."

WE ARE IN DEEP DOO-DOO IF THIS IS THE BEST IDEA ON THE TABLE
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LOL, so true! It sounds like they got a fifth grader in there to offer his best idea.
"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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There is only two fucking possibilities here people!

They had no fucking idea of the magnitude of this methane

or

They knew full well what they were doing and there is a hidden agenda

no other option

both options speak very poorly for BP



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hmmm ... interesting. It would be a way to poison a whole lot of life but they love their precious oil so much so , I dunno. I just think these oil assholes are plain Stupid and dont give a shit about no one but themselves. SIGH

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MY shits ALWAYS clog my toilet-if theyd invite me down id be glad to give it a 'whirl'
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Hows about a SUPERSIZE DILDO with its own nuclear reactor?

thats definitely the 1
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Hows about a SUPERSIZE DILDO with its own nuclear reactor?

thats definitely the 1
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David Cameron with his head first! ;-)
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They need to build an extra safe super sized durex condom to place on top of the well head. That will hold it i assure you.
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I Agree with this comment. I think they have been testing nukes or something of that nature underground ... that is why 5 whales have been found dead in one week ! They (the Navy) are interrupting the oceans with Sonar and now Pollution! This is really sad for all Marine life and we are going to have to pay for this as well. Mankind Ship is sinking and please don't act like you do not know.God Help Us.

abduct
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Do you think the jelly fish crop circles was a warning for what was to come ? They did just find massive amounts of Jelly fish dead.
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wrong you would increase presure each step down to smaller pipe diameter



f you have 8 places to connect pipes to at the top, the pressure will remain the same on all 8 pipes --- do you see now?

You may need more - your not clogging them up, your funneling the oil to the ships.

I'm not saying to funnel it up - shrinking as you go up to the surface, I'm saying just bring the whole mess up in a 1 meter diameter pipe. ( I don't know the pressure so I can't calculate the diameter)

At the top, have a 1 to 8 converter "head". Doesn't matter if it's leaking in the ocean, if the pressure is low enough you can connect the pipes to the ships from there.


Since oil is less dense than water, at what point would the top of the gulf, using your method, would buoyancy become a concern and ships sinking?




Um, well, the entire worlds oceans would need to be covered in many many many feet of oil before this would happen. Even then, I doubt they would SINK.

If the leak suddenly got worse and dumped a few TRILLION gallons of oil and it all rose to the top at once.... no, I still don't think boats would sink.
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I was actually more worried about the methane gas - We would be confining it to a very small space wants we got close to the surface. It is something to be concerned about if they used the method we have suggested.


yoda yoda yoda yoda yoda
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I heard this three days ago and couldn't fucking believe my ears!
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dead jellyfish?
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And God sits on his throne and laughs. At super rich bunch of men losing all their stolen money by having to throw it at fixing this mess.

And people waking up to the realization that so much is happening ..bringing in the closing days...and choosing their paths...some waiting and watching for something awesome..and others insisting on going down with the fire.

God is awesome when he moves!!!

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