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***HOLY SHIT...NOW THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND CLOG THE OIL LEAK BY SHOOTING GARBAGE INTO IT!!***

 
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"The next tactic is going to be something they call a junk shot," Allen told CBS's "Face the Nation" on Sunday. "They'll take a bunch of debris -- shredded up tires, golf balls and things like that -- and under very high pressure, shoot it into the preventer itself and see if they can clog it up and stop the leak."

WE ARE IN DEEP DOO-DOO IF THIS IS THE BEST IDEA ON THE TABLE
 Quoting: Ocean Motion

Face the Nation---taunterdubya---Junk shot
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05/09/2010 07:06 PM
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a plumber's solution to the oil spills in the Gulf

[link to www.youtube.com]

bump
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05/09/2010 07:06 PM
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Someone is actually getting paid a shitload of money to come up with this idea..........
I want that job..........I have tons of stupid ideas..

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05/09/2010 07:08 PM
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Yeah... let's shove a bunch of garbage up Mother Earth's backside. She's gonna LOVE that!

I can not believe that this is not a joke! All that's going to happen is that along with an oil spill, the ocean will be polluted with garbage too. Marine life has NO CHANCE.

As if real estate wasn't in the tubes already... the Gulf States will be giving their homes away now.
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goodbye oceans
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05/09/2010 07:10 PM
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We can supposedly send people into space...but we can't clog a hole in the ocean...bullshit
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05/09/2010 07:14 PM
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lol i thought this thread would have been a joke..

how are they gunna shoot shredded up tires at more than 70 thousand psi?

if you ask me dropping a ton of concrete sounds like a better idea..
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05/09/2010 07:16 PM
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We can supposedly send people into space...but we can't clog a hole in the ocean...bullshit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 819657

GLP should send EAT to cover the hole deep down on the ocean floor. GLP would be heroes.
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05/09/2010 07:16 PM
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Signed this day by Honorable Barry Shamalamadingdong Soreto
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05/09/2010 07:26 PM
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damage control team at a regular speed, to be honest at least in cases like this you could read between lines, when comes to UFO stuff, just forget it and thats the painful truth !

rant
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05/09/2010 07:26 PM
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Clueless BP elite 1: So fellers....Plan A done failed, what do we doin now?


Clueless BP elite 2:
Oh I got one of those head tingles...whatchu call it?...an IDEAER! Let's take a shitload of garbage and shoot it at the hole, all cannon like n' junk!

Clueless BP elite 1: Brilliant! Give this man a promotion!
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This reminds me of a retard in overalls that they depict in some movies.

Sho Boss, we can drill dat dere well no problem
Oh, its leaking.
No problem boss, we'll just launch some garbage down its trap
That'll fix it.


Anyone got a big hammer

Lets hammer down the BOP real hard.

Hammer works for everything
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05/09/2010 07:28 PM
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They should pump a few thousand of Russ's calendars into the pipe.

That should do it.
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05/09/2010 07:29 PM
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Well folks ... Beginning of the end . I suggest yall take your butts outside and enjoy our last days instead of being glued to the internet. U will regret it if you dont . peace.
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05/09/2010 07:31 PM
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use all them diapers from that mass recall

diapers are supposedly super absorbent
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05/09/2010 07:36 PM
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Screw it...Shoot a 2 ton plug of JB Weld putty down that fucker!
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05/09/2010 07:42 PM
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Golf Balls. I KNEW it !!
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05/09/2010 07:43 PM
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You can tell they are desperate. Next they will build a 100 ton cork. LOL

That was my idea!



Or a tampon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 965668



I'm thinking MCDonald's hamburger buns.
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A friend once told me that you have to laugh to keep from crying. And the idea of shoving a bunch of trash in there to stop up a leak is just ... I am in hysterics. But not in a good way.

hiding
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05/09/2010 07:45 PM
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Stupid things and bad jokes seem to be the only thing to post in the face of such BP stupidity. Considering how catastrophic this situation is..this thread has the feel of people whistling when walking by a graveyard at night.
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[link to www.cnn.com]

"The next tactic is going to be something they call a junk shot," Allen told CBS's "Face the Nation" on Sunday. "They'll take a bunch of debris -- shredded up tires, golf balls and things like that -- and under very high pressure, shoot it into the preventer itself and see if they can clog it up and stop the leak."

WE ARE IN DEEP DOO-DOO IF THIS IS THE BEST IDEA ON THE TABLE
 Quoting: Ocean Motion




This must be some kind of a joke. Maybe this is from the Onion, and not CNN.
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omfg

are you kidding me?

THIS is the best thing they can come up with?

jesus fucking christ

we're fucked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Sounds like a redneck plan to me, yee haw!

"Yer all drivin' down the old dirt road,
Carryin' a heavy manure load.
Git a six pack, drink the bitch,
An drive yer truck strait in a ditch..."
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05/09/2010 07:51 PM
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Clueless BP elite 1: So fellers....Plan A done failed, what do we doin now?


Clueless BP elite 2:
Oh I got one of those head tingles...whatchu call it?...an IDEAER! Let's take a shitload of garbage and shoot it at the hole, all cannon like n' junk!

Clueless BP elite 1: Brilliant! Give this man a promotion!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 906238

Load the chicken cannon!!!
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05/09/2010 07:54 PM
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COME ON WE ALL WE NEED IS A SUPER TAMPON
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This is the smartest idea they've had yet.
Very dense, flexible garbage materials, it might work of they don't bang it down in there too hard and cause a total
blowout.

As a temporary fix till they can get the other tap drilled,
it just might do.
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If only this man were still alive...


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05/09/2010 08:03 PM
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That well is like 30,000 feet below the seabed. That is close to 5miles. If they stuff a few miles of trash down the hole it just might work.
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05/09/2010 08:05 PM
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you guys are idiots too ... you keep saying the same jokes . lame asses.
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Call Bruce Willis.... we need the worlds best deep core driller.......
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