***HOLY SHIT...NOW THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND CLOG THE OIL LEAK BY SHOOTING GARBAGE INTO IT!!***

Face the Nation---:dubya:---Junk shot

a plumber's solution to the oil spills in the Gulf

[link to www.youtube.com]

Someone is actually getting paid a shitload of money to come up with this idea..........
I want that job..........I have tons of stupid ideas..

Last Edited by Brwnstown on 05/09/2010 07:07 PM

Yeah... let's shove a bunch of garbage up Mother Earth's backside. She's gonna LOVE that!

I can not believe that this is not a joke! All that's going to happen is that along with an oil spill, the ocean will be polluted with garbage too. Marine life has NO CHANCE.

As if real estate wasn't in the tubes already... the Gulf States will be giving their homes away now.

goodbye oceans

We can supposedly send people into space...but we can't clog a hole in the ocean...bullshit

lol i thought this thread would have been a joke..

how are they gunna shoot shredded up tires at more than 70 thousand psi?

if you ask me dropping a ton of concrete sounds like a better idea..

GLP should send EAT to cover the hole deep down on the ocean floor. GLP would be heroes.

Executive Order WH1437-49

By decree of the President of the United States on this 9th day of May, Two thousand ten, it is hereby declared that all able-bodied American males between the ages of 14 and 25, shall immediately refrain from all sexual activity, including masturbatory actions. It is also declared that these same males shall report to the state of Louisiana by the 5th of June, 2010, at which time they will be fitted with scuba gear and loaded on to FEMA commandeered boats. Said males shall be escorted to the point of breach under the Gulf of Mexico by newly appointed Federal Agents, Ms. Hilton, Ms. Lohan, and Ms. Kardashian, wheresuch all males will be given oral and manual relief simultaneously in attempts to deposit colletictive load both in, and over the breach.

Signed this day by Honorable Barry Shamalamadingdong Soreto

damage control team at a regular speed, to be honest at least in cases like this you could read between lines, when comes to UFO stuff, just forget it and thats the painful truth !

Clueless BP elite 1: So fellers....Plan A done failed, what do we doin now?


Clueless BP elite 2: Oh I got one of those head tingles...whatchu call it?...an IDEAER! Let's take a shitload of garbage and shoot it at the hole, all cannon like n' junk!

Clueless BP elite 1: Brilliant! Give this man a promotion!

This reminds me of a retard in overalls that they depict in some movies.

Sho Boss, we can drill dat dere well no problem
Oh, its leaking.
No problem boss, we'll just launch some garbage down its trap
That'll fix it.


Anyone got a big hammer

Lets hammer down the BOP real hard.

Hammer works for everything

They should pump a few thousand of Russ's calendars into the pipe.

That should do it.

Well folks ... Beginning of the end . I suggest yall take your butts outside and enjoy our last days instead of being glued to the internet. U will regret it if you dont . peace.

use all them diapers from that mass recall

diapers are supposedly super absorbent

Screw it...Shoot a 2 ton plug of JB Weld putty down that fucker!

Golf Balls. I KNEW it !!

I'm thinking MCDonald's hamburger buns.

A friend once told me that you have to laugh to keep from crying. And the idea of shoving a bunch of trash in there to stop up a leak is just ... I am in hysterics. But not in a good way.

Stupid things and bad jokes seem to be the only thing to post in the face of such BP stupidity. Considering how catastrophic this situation is..this thread has the feel of people whistling when walking by a graveyard at night.

This must be some kind of a joke. Maybe this is from the Onion, and not CNN.

Sounds like a redneck plan to me, yee haw!

"Yer all drivin' down the old dirt road,
Carryin' a heavy manure load.
Git a six pack, drink the bitch,
An drive yer truck strait in a ditch..."

Load the chicken cannon!!!

COME ON WE ALL WE NEED IS A SUPER TAMPON

This is the smartest idea they've had yet.
Very dense, flexible garbage materials, it might work of they don't bang it down in there too hard and cause a total
blowout.

As a temporary fix till they can get the other tap drilled,
it just might do.

If only this man were still alive...

That well is like 30,000 feet below the seabed. That is close to 5miles. If they stuff a few miles of trash down the hole it just might work.

you guys are idiots too ... you keep saying the same jokes . lame asses.

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