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Cats are really aliens sent to spy on us - its true look into their eyes.

 
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lol


Mine uses me as furniture.
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i always say that im just a kitty lounger.
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There's a running dialogue there.... LOL

Sorry for the kittehspam!

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:spy:
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rofl
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ORGANIC FURRRY SPY CAMERAS?

LOL..

CUTE.
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Why were cats symbolic to the Egyptians? any ideas?
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because they really are aliens
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LOL...i swear i started thinking that about my cat a few weeks ago after learning all this shit. she is a black cat and never dies. we even took her front claws out and she lives outside but is still alive.

she is also a slut because she became pregnant when she was only 8 human months old. and then she got pregnant again few months later. and also she is a bitch.

and her eyes are very creepy and reptilian. and on halloween she looooves it.
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where did all these small house cats come from?
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Did you know...



Ailurophilia is the "love of cats."





The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique, just like the fingerprint of a human.





There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with 33 different breeds.




The American cat population reached nearly 68 million in 1996. American Demographics magazine estimates that's about 200 million kitty yawns per hour and a whopping 425 million catnaps each day!




A cat's heart beats twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats per minute.




25% of cat owners blow dry their cats hair after a bath.




The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Males weigh twelve to twenty pounds, with females weighing ten to fifteen pounds. The smallest cat breed is the Singapura. Males weigh about six pounds while females weigh about four pounds.




Calico cats are almost always female.




If your cat is near you, and her tail is quivering, this is the greatest expression of love your cat can give you. If her tail starts thrashing, her mood has changed --- Time to distance yourself from her.






Cats wag their tails when it is in a stage of conflict. The cat wants to do two things at once, but each impulse blocks the other. For example: If your cat is in the doorway wanting to go outside, and you open the door to find it raining, the cat's tail will wag because of internal conflict. The cat wants to go outside, but doesn't want to go into the rain. Once the cat makes a decision and either returns to the house or leaves into the rain, the tail will immediately stop wagging.





Don't pick a kitten or a cat up by the scruff of its neck; only mother cats can do this safely, and only with their kittens.




Cats knead with their paws when they're happy.





Your cat loves you and can "read" your moods. If you're sad or under stress, you may also notice a difference in your cat's behavior.




The domestic cat is the only cat species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. All wild cats hold their tails horizontally or tucked between their legs while walking.




An average cat has 1-8 kittens per litter, and 2-3 litters per year.




During her productive life, one female cat could have more than 100 kittens.




In 1952, a Texas Tabby named Dusty set the record by having more than 420 kittens before having her last litter at age 18.




The largest known litter (with all surviving) was that of a Persian in South Africa named Bluebell. Bluebell gave birth to 14 kittens in one litter!




A single pair of cats and their kittens can produce as many as 420,000 kittens in just 7 years.




More than 35,000 kittens are born in the U.S. each year. Spay or neuter your cat.




Cats have 290 bones in their bodies, and 517 muscles.




A cat has five more vertebrae in her spinal column than her human does.




There are three body types for a cat. Cobby type is a compact body, deep chest, short legs and broad head. The eyes are large and round. Muscular type is a sturdy body and round, full-cheeked head. Foreign type is a slender body, with long legs and a long tail. The head is wedge-shaped, with tall ears and slanting eyes.



Sir Isaac Newton, discoverer of the principles of gravity, also invented the cat door.




A cat will amost never "meow" at another cat. This sound is reserved for humans.



Know how old your cat really is. If your cat is 3, your cat is 21 in human years. If your cat is 8, your cat is 40 in human years. If your cat is 14, your cat is 70 in human years.




The average age for an indoor cat is 15 years, while the average age for an outdoor cat is only 3 to 5 years.




The oldest cat on record was Puss, from England, who died in 1939 just one day after her 36th birthday. (We wish we could have them all that long!)



The weirdest cat on record was a female called Mincho who went up a tree in Argentina and didn't come down again until she died six years later. While treed, she managed to have three litters with equally ambitious dads.




A cat's normal body temperature is 101.5 degrees. This is slightly warmer than a humans.




People who own pets live longer, have less stress, and have fewer heart attacks.




Cats love to chew on grass, catnip, parsley or sage. Become a green thumb and plant an indoor garden for your cat! But be careful -- many plants are toxic to your cat!




There are two species of wild cats in African and Europe that still hunt. These two species both resemble the domestic tabbies.




The behaviors shown by most house cats have a parallel in the wild.




A cat will kill it's prey based on movement, but may not necessarily recognize that prey as food. Realizing that prey is food is a learned behavior.




The greatest number of mice killed by one cat? 28,899! Towser, a tortoise-shell tabby in charge of rodent control in Scotland, killed 28,899 mice in her 21 years. This is about four mice per day, every day, for 21 years. Towser died in 1987.




The first cat show was held in 1895 at Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York.




A falling cat will always right itself in a precise order. First the head will rotate, then the spine will twist and the rear legs will align, then the cat will arch its back to lessen the impact of the landing.




"Sociable" cats will follow you from room to room to monitor your activities throughout the day.




What kind of "mood" is kitty in? Her eyes, whiskers and ears will tell you. Learn to read the signs she gives you.




The most popular names for female cats in the U.S. are Missy, Misty, Muffin, Patches, Fluffy, Tabitha, Tigger, Pumpkin and Samantha.




Give your cat a quality scratching post to deter her from scratching your furniture. Still scratching? Try putting lemon scent or orange scent on the area. Cats hate these smells.




Try hanging an orange or lemon scented air freshener in the inner branches of your Christmas tree, if your cat is a seasonal "climber."




In English, cat is "cat." In French, cat is "Chat." In German, your cat is "katze." The Spanish word for cat is "gato," and the Italian word is "gatto." Japanese prefer "neko" and Arabic countries call a cat a "kitte."




Cats get their sense of security from your voice. Talk to your cats! And be mindful of your tone of voice. Cats know when you're yelling at them (though they may not care).




The more cats are spoken to, the more they will speak to you.




The richest cat in the Guinness Book of World Records is a pair of cats who inherited $415,000 in the early '60s. The richest single cat is a white alley cat who inherited $250,000. (Now that will buy a lot of catnip!)




The Giraffe, Camel and Cat are the only animals that walk by moving both their left feet, then both their right feet, when walking. This method of walking ensures speed, agility and silence.




It is believed that a white cat sitting on your doorstep just before your wedding is a sign of lasting happiness. White cats are a symbol of good luck in America, while black cats are a sign of bad luck.




Cats can see in color!




Cats are partially color blind. They have the equivalency of human red/green color blindness. (Reds appear green and greens appear red; or shades thereof.)




Cats don't see "detail" very well. To them, their person may appear hazy when standing in front of them.




Cats need 1/6th the amount of light that humans do to see. Their night vision is amazing!




Cats can see up to 120 feet away. Their peripheral vision is about 285 degrees.




Cats eyes come in three shapes: round, slanted and almond.
Anonymous Coward
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I love my cat too. Though I have thought that he looks a lot like an alien sometimes. With those huge eyes. But he's a cutie too. If you guys like cats you should watch the trailer for the new Disneynature African Cat's movie... It looks good. I'm not working for them or anything, I just thought you guys would like it.
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Lions and tigers too?
It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now.
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Cats are unusually perceptive and often perceive things we can't see. Maybe they can see into the fourth dimension ?



Why are Australians so bloody intelligent?
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Ive thought the exact same thing.
It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now.
Anonymous Coward
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Cats are unusually perceptive and often perceive things we can't see. Maybe they can see into the fourth dimension ?



Why are Australians so bloody intelligent?


Ive thought the exact same thing.
 Quoting: Meevinman

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"Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace." Bill Hicks (1961-1994)
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looks like they think the cat is dangerous, guns pointed, apprehensive looking pat! rofl
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how do you insert pics, copy/paste doent work?
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i rescued my handsome tuxedo cat from a shelter, and he has been wonderful to have around...he is convinced i am his mom, lol. he will actually meow at me in the mornings until i pick him up and hold him like a baby for a few minutes! when i am sad, sick, or tired, he curls up on my feet and purrs. definitely good for keeping the blood pressure down, lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957581



I have found from experience that tuxedo cats are some of the sweetest cats.. they tend to really want to be lap kitties... My tux cat is the most loving cat I have ever known,
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:swaati:
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Haha, WTF?

I can't even imagine the situation where that photo was taken. Poor kitty!
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how do you insert pics, copy/paste doent work?
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anyone?????????????????????????????
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MEOW!
Your day will come...
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meeeooowwwwwwwwww
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I must stop masturbating in front of my cat.
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Sicko. You will learn to stop that when your cat decides it's a scratching post !!!
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any more funny pics
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I must stop masturbating in front of my cat.


Sicko. You will learn to stop that when your cat decides it's a scratching post !!!
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1rof1
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This is why I always pick my nose in front of my cat. Sometimes my butt.

That should keep the aliens at bay!

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