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Cats are really aliens sent to spy on us - its true look into their eyes.

 
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I must stop masturbating in front of my cat.


Dude me too! haha
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Anyone got any funny pics?

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This kinda crap with people putting their cats and dogs in a locked cage in yer house has gotta stop ! Its cruel ! My brothers family does the same thing and it pisses me off to see it when ever I'm over there ! And feed yer dogs table scraps and what not - its a DOG ! They love that stuff, not the same ol shit dry month old bag of hard so called food all the time! thats cruel too ! let it all
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cats are telepathic

they are here to teach us their telepathic ways :)
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I believe this to be a fact... I have seven cats and from time to time observe when two cats approach each other and just stop and stare, then one takes off runnng and the chase is on.

One of my cats, Cletus, will sometimes sit and look into my eyes, but sometimes he will stare at a point that is several inches above my head and I feel like he may be percieving a spirit guide.

And one of the most interesting behaviors that is practiced by the entire herd is the Poop-time Role Call. This is when I am properly seated on the Throne and all my cats wait just outside the door and file in one by one to present their rear ends for a good scratch and an inspection of the ol' brown eye.
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Anyone got any funny pics?
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I must stop masturbating in front of my cat.


Dude me too! haha

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A writer in one the bulletin boards I associate with suggests that cats may be creatures from another planet. This is what the aliens would like us to believe.

Domesticated cats have been around for five thousand years or more. They were sacred animals to the Egyptians. Now if you think that cats are alien creatures, you have to ask yourselves why, in five thousand years, haven't the aliens done what they want to do with us. Why would any civilization smarter than ours hang around us for five thousand years disguised at cats? This was the basic theme of the Broadway musical production of Cats, a theme which was largely ignored by theater critics.

No, cats are not aliens, they are as earthbound as you and me. But for the last sixty years, aliens have been using them as living cameras. Most cats disappear for a time, sometimes for ten minutes, sometimes for days. You cannot find them. It is during these times that they are under direct control of the aliens. Minute cameras, smaller than a deer tick, are inserted into the optic nerve tissue and into the aural canals of these cats. They send back direct signals to those in spacecraft who are monitoring the cats. Or more to the point, monitoring YOU. Why does your cat stare at you when IT wants to. Why does it insist on bathroom privacy? Why does it leap onto your lap when IT wants to, not when YOU want it to, like a dog would? Why does cat food taste worse than dog food?

You don't have to be a genius to add two and two. In this case, the answer is two cats plus two cats usually equals four aliens. The cat's purr, which comes from nobody knows where, is merely the machinery being reconfigured every so often. I will be in trouble for writing this, but that's nothing new. My lead foil cap is on, my thoughts are my own.

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I'm 100% sure that James Cameron really said SOMETHING with Avatar. Everybody who knows the books of Zecharia Sitchin may have noticed the similarity between the Marine's colonization in Pandora and the Anunnaki colonization here. Cameron was just ironic 'cause in the movie the shorty humans were the overlords and the giant humanoids were the wild ones. I've noticed that the blue skin of the Na'Vi was a clue about the ancient Hindu deities, but why he made up the Na'Vi as feline humanoids??? What he knows that we don't know???
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05/23/2010 11:15 AM
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Cats are such beautiful and majestic creatures.

I love them!!

+1

Me too.

They would eat you if they could fit you in their mouths.
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
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05/23/2010 11:19 AM
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I cant.. My cat only has 1 eye, and it doesnt work very well
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Anyone got any funny pics?

:whatdog:

This kinda crap with people putting their cats and dogs in a locked cage in yer house has gotta stop ! Its cruel ! My brothers family does the same thing and it pisses me off to see it when ever I'm over there ! And feed yer dogs table scraps and what not - its a DOG ! They love that stuff, not the same ol shit dry month old bag of hard so called food all the time! thats cruel too ! :let it all:
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very true
I hate all crulety towards any animal!
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psychic powers of cats

There are tales from World War II, especially during the London Blitz, of cats knowing when an air raid was on the way. Often they would become visibly alarmed and would sometimes head for the shelter themselves, thus allowing the family to get to safety long before the sirens began to wail.

These examples could be due to the cats picking up subtle sensory cues to which we are insensitive. However many animals, especially cats, also seem to have premonitions of other forms of disaster for which there is no apparent physical cue.

In the same way that cats know when their owner is due home, there are also reports of them knowing when the owner has come to harm. There are stories of cats becoming visibly distressed when their owner is involved in an accident even when it occurs miles away.

There are also reports that cats seem able to sense when someone participating in an out-of-body experience comes close to them.

These psychic powers of cats, along with their supposed ability to sense the spirit world, are probably one reason for their association with medieval witchcraft.
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Earthquakes

cats as well as dogs were known to be able to predict natural disasters long before people had any idea of danger. At Azabu University in Japan, Professor Mitsuaki Ota concluded that cats are incredibly reliable predictors of major earthquakes (those with a seismic rating of 6.0 or more). Cats will panic for no reason and try to escape the house. But not all cats will react, even to the same earthquake. It is thought that only 30% of cats reacted before the Great Hanshin Earthquake of 1996 that killed over 6,000 people and an unknown number of animals. Perhaps the mystery isn't how cats detect earthquakes, but why would they bother?


There are several theories as to how cats can predict natural disasters. They could be able to detect changes in static electricity, or be super sensitive to underground vibrations. They could also be able to detect major shifts in the earth's magnetic field. Or maybe they can hear the screams from those in the epicenter. But not all cats seem to react to impending doom. Perhaps not all cats are psychic, like not all people are psychic, but only some are.


World War II
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so its good that I have a cat for the end of the world then? 5a
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good early waring system
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I've thought about this numerous times, especially when my cat just stares at me, it's creepy.

I wake up in the middle of the night to find my cat on the bedside stand staring at me. I always wonder what she is thinking?!
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I've thought about this numerous times, especially when my cat just stares at me, it's creepy.

I wake up in the middle of the night to find my cat on the bedside stand staring at me. I always wonder what she is thinking?!


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lol
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05/23/2010 12:46 PM
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500 million domestic cats in the world - thats a shit load of cat food required
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Check the part when the cat show starts :P . ¡Gotta love that song!.
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1rof1
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wrong. cats are the new chicken in american slums.
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wrong. cats are the new chicken in american slums.
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I thought eggs were
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wrong. cats are the new chicken in american slums.

I thought eggs were
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eggs? there's no money for eggs.
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wrong. cats are the new chicken in american slums.

I thought eggs were


eggs? there's no money for eggs.
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dont eggs turn into chickens?
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If I look into my cats serpent eyes and make a comment on how they look reptilian she runs away xD
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shhh, my cats on to me!
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lolatu
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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.
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HOW DARE YOU!

You are so full of shit OP

And you ARE A DEMON

GOING TO HELL
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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.


HOW DARE YOU!

You are so full of shit OP

And you ARE A DEMON

GOING TO HELL
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cool
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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.


That's why I try to teach each one I catch to swim...I'm not a very good teacher however...
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Keep at it man, you just have to want it enough!
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good thing we have

:cat aidds:
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