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Cats are really aliens sent to spy on us - its true look into their eyes.

 
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good thing we have

:cat aidds:
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wtf
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This cat goes into attack mode when he gets woken up by the sound of broken glass..
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OMG! That was scary and funny as hell all at the same time!!!!!!!!!
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This cat goes into attack mode when he gets woken up by the sound of broken glass..



OMG! That was scary and funny as hell all at the same time!!!!!!!!!
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what a fkn NUTS cat byekitty
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Cats are such beautiful and majestic creatures.
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The smallest feline is a masterpiece - Leonardo Da Vinci
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that was eerie
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Cats are unusually perceptive and often perceive things we can't see. Maybe they can see into the fourth dimension ?


All animals can see into the 4th dimension and some mammals in higher stages of evolution can "read" the human astral body. Dogs and cats are a good example. According to ancient gnostic wisdom, the spirit of the animals actually are "elementals". The elementals of domestic animals are being prepared to born as humans. Ain't no expert but it seems that the elementals of cats are very special and according to ancient Egyptians, they are guardians of the underworld, whatever it means. Holistic people say that cats have powers, they supposedly can transmute bad vibes in good vibes. If the homo-sapiens was engineered by extraterrestrial beings, I'm wonder if some domestic animals also are engineered versions of wild species. Cats are the only domestic felines EVER. All other felines of the nature are huge and wild.
I've read in somewhere that there's a humanoid feline and canine race in Sirius... Here in Brazil, there are some rare reports of feline humanoids seen in landed UFOs in the Ibituruna Sierra... Who knows...

nice
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movie
Island of the Cat Women
scared my brother to death when we were kids

i just thought it was corny
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funny, my daughter used to tell me when she was a child that it was the toads that were aliens send here to spay on us..........she loves cats. yoda
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wtf
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Cats are such beautiful and majestic creatures.

I love them!!

+1

Me too.
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me 3
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That was awesome, thanks for the laughs.
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As his vision slowly cleared, the traveler came to the startling realization that he had been sitting by the side of the road, repeatedly hitting himself in the head with his walking staff. He had in fact been doing this for a quarter of a century.

Shaking his head at his own folly, he dusted himself off, set his gaze upon the road up the mountain and once more set off upon his journey.
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Im getting an Alien on Wednesday
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bump
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advanced hair, yer yer
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Cats are fucking demons
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I wonder what they want? In all honesty.
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Im getting an Alien on Wednesday
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'People who like dogs are emotionally shallow; cats make you work for your affection and don't sell out like dogs do
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cats couldnt give a shit about you and dont think that they love only you. They are notorious for having several owners on the go and getting fed from all. They dont care about you like a dog does. A cat will go off with whoever feeds it. A dog will never do that. I think that cat owners are weird and i choose never to be friends with cat owners. Also cats can give you weird diseases and send you blind. Yeah great pet.
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What a great thread, it seems when ever the topic of "cats" is discussed on Glp, there is on the most part, a down to earth and friendly emancipated lot sharing in the greatness of cat companionship.

Ok, i also do agree with the Australian comment about cats going off to be fed by other people etc, sure quite a few cats do, and a dog is better for other things say if the shit hits the fan and you need to "hit the road" a dog can definitely be invaluable in the early stages.

But this is about cats, and that hoover cat picture on the first page was one of the funniest things i have seen in a while. My cat should be due in soon, in and out of the window he goes all day long. I think he contemplates a surreal opinion based on his findings here where he lives. Hmmm
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I've got a cat and it weirdly looks at me and my wife when we are getting it on.. Its like the cat is studying us..hiding
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Should be pinned..


Aliens indeed..
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“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.” -Roald Dahl
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I've noticed that as soon as sunlight hits the head of a cat their eyes turn reptilian, oddly dogs don't do that.

Last Edited by Whatsitallabout on 05/13/2012 09:55 AM
I seem to have nightmares while I'm daydreaming.
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They say that all people are actually allergic to cats (to varying degrees). I'm personally very allergic to cats and have always had somewhat of a disdain for cats. If a person acted like a cat (i.e. 'I don't give a sh*t' attitude) would you really want to be their friend?

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