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Cats are really aliens sent to spy on us - its true look into their eyes.

 
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I've long suspected the same thing, been making this proposal to friends for years.

Everything we do, we do it for them.

The world revolves around cats hiding

But they are actually a symbiotic organism, part feline, part Toxoplasma gondii ( The real controllers )

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

T. gondii infections have the ability to change the behavior of rats and mice, making them drawn to, rather than fearful of, the scent of cats. This effect is advantageous to the parasite, which will be able to sexually reproduce if its host is eaten by a cat.[12] The infection is widespread in the brain, with more cysts targeting the parts of the brain corresponding to fear. The widespread nature of the infection causes many previously unnoticed symptoms in the rats.

Studies have also shown behavioral changes in humans, including slower reaction times and a sixfold increased risk of traffic accidents among infected, RhD-negative males,[14] as well as links to schizophrenia including hallucinations and reckless behavior. Recent epidemiologic studies by Stanley Medical Research Institute and Johns Hopkins University Medical Center indicate that infectious agents may contribute to some cases of schizophrenia.[15][16] A study of 191 young women in 1999 reported higher intelligence and lower guilt proneness in Toxoplasma-positive subjects.

The prevalence of human infection by Toxoplasma varies greatly between countries. Factors that influence infection rates include diet (prevalence is possibly higher where there is a preference for less-cooked meat) and proximity to cats.

The standard treatment for toxoplasmosis is pyrimethamine, but most healthy people infected with T. gondii require no medical intervention.

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If a person acted like a cat (i.e. 'I don't give a sh*t' attitude) would you really want to be their friend?
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“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.” -Roald Dahl
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Cats are unusually perceptive and often perceive things we can't see. Maybe they can see into the fourth dimension ?
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We have this one cat that you will see sniffing around like he sees something and then actually jumps like he got scared and seen something...And this would happen on a empty area with completely nothing their. Happens every so often too.
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He smiled at the cats who had followed me and who were now sitting around me, and then he went on, "Such happened to our brothers and sisters Cat. They were too happy, too contented, they had nothing to spur their ambition, nothing to drive them on to greater heights. They had no thought except that they were happy. They were like those poor people we saw recently who were bereft of sanity(mistet håpet/fornuften), they were content just to lie beneath the trees and let the affairs of the day take care of themselves. They were static, and so being static they were a failure. As such the Gardeners of the Earth rooted them out as though they were weeds (ugress) and the earth was allowed to lie fallow (brakk) for a time. And in the course of time the Earth had reached such a stage of ripeness that again it could be restocked with a different type of entity. But the cats - well, their fault had been that they had done nothing, neither good nor bad. They had existed and that alone -existed. And so they were sent down again as small creatures like those we see here, they were sent to learn a lesson, they were sent with the inner knowledge that THEY had once been the dominant species, so they were reserved, very careful to whom they gave their friendship. They were sent to do a task, the task of watching humans and reporting the progress or the failures of humans so that when the next Round came, much information would have been provided by cats. Cats can go anywhere, they can see anything, they can hear anything, and, not being able to tell a lie, they would record everything precisely as it occurred."

I know that I was quite frightened for the time being! I wondered what the cats were reporting about me (the initiated lamas could tap information from the cats that supervised the temple and the community. As living spy/supervision-cameras of today. R.Ø.anm.) But then one old tom(hannkatt), a champion of many a fight, gave a "Rrrr" and jumped on my shoulders and butted his head against mine, so I knew everything was all right and they would not report me too badly.

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HAHA..


U gotta watch out they are watching..
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“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.” -Roald Dahl
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And dogs are the only ones that can see cats for what they are.
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Cats are such beautiful and majestic creatures.

I love them!!

+1

Me too.
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lol...and TRUE
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Yep.
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Scary alien..
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:Killcat:
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All these lil fuckers do is shit on my garden...bstardsyeahsure
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I have been content with my alien cat family for many years.

I do not recall any of them taking money from my purse, talking about me to my family behind my back. Nor have they wrecked my car, or used my credit card to buy stupid shit.

When I am depressed, they do not tell me "to get over it," nor roll their eyes at me when I cry.

They do not borrow clothes or cash from me.

They are loyal and independent, devoted little creatures.

What you see when you look into their eyes -

is an intelligence far beyond what mere man can claim.
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I've thought about this numerous times, especially when my cat just stares at me, it's creepy.
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that's because they can see MUUUCH more than normal humans..

its not accident they are called '' GUARDIANS OF THE UNDERWORLD ''

there's quite few creatures that DO NOT LIEK CATS - guess why they are almost extinct on Earth ( I speak for the BIG & cute ones :DD )

but anyway - often they stare - because they see things you've no idea ..

some animals can be used for spying - but I doubt its needed - due to haveing around 10 000 satellites @ Earth's orbit... ^^

anyway - give'em love, give love to every animal out there : ))

they are special
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Maybe this explains why they always seek out small secluded spaces or boxes, they really know where to spy from.


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Cats used be worshipped as gods. This is something they have never forgotten. I'm puuuurrrrfect not.wtf
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Don't know if this one is posted before, but this one is caught in the act.


“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.” -Roald Dahl
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This cat goes into attack mode when he gets woken up by the sound of broken glass..
 Quoting: Xare


damned
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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.
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I LOVE THEM! CAT RULES!!!!!!
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aw man... he sees me taking a shit, in the shower/tub... perv alien kitty. I love him tho.
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They are awsome creatures, so loving, and I believe they do have a sixth sense - freaks me out when they stare at nothing suddenly, then run off - wierd!
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IS IT POSSIBLE? What if cats are inter-dimensional beings.
I mean, if they "stare at nothing" and there is, in fact,
"something" but we can't see it--logic dictates that they must be able to see more than one dimension. It would also explain why a cat can seemingly just disappear suddenly==as if they walk through walls. Yup....they've GOT to be in both worlds at once! I just love 'em--they enrich my life.
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Cats are such beautiful and majestic creatures.

I love them!!
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i believe they pray for us too
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LOL, i am pretty sure cats are smart enough to not believe in crap like the bible
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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.
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domestic cats were genetically engineered by the Atlanteans and include reptillian, human and big-cat dna. That's why domestic cats are the only non-reptillian animals to have snake eyes and hiss; it's their reptillian dna. Strange but true.
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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.
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domestic cats were genetically engineered by the Atlanteans and include reptillian, human and big-cat dna. That's why domestic cats are the only non-reptillian animals to have snake eyes and hiss; it's their reptillian dna. Strange but true.
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LOL That's because you seem to not know that they were created by the Feline race, one of the two primordial races among our Universe.
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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 966362


domestic cats were genetically engineered by the Atlanteans and include reptillian, human and big-cat dna. That's why domestic cats are the only non-reptillian animals to have snake eyes and hiss; it's their reptillian dna. Strange but true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16373155


but so they've done it with a purpose.. I wonder what is it - because they are made smaller - so they do not guard physically.. Ive heard few times they can even purge some evil things ^^ : D
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <-
is the only way youths listen to
the Prophets !!!


PROOF -> CAN YOU CATCH iT???

[link to www.youtube.com]

rememba: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH

LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D

peace2daUNIVERSE
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We got a new kitten yesterday. A tiny stray that my boyfriend found and brought home. It's sitting on my shoulder right now. hf
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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 966362


domestic cats were genetically engineered by the Atlanteans and include reptillian, human and big-cat dna. That's why domestic cats are the only non-reptillian animals to have snake eyes and hiss; it's their reptillian dna. Strange but true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16373155


but so they've done it with a purpose.. I wonder what is it - because they are made smaller - so they do not guard physically.. Ive heard few times they can even purge some evil things ^^ : D
 Quoting: WuDStefoto


The Atlanteans wanted to domesticate cats, probably as pets and companions. It's also one of the reasons the Egyptians deified cats; Egypt was an Atlantean colony and their treatment of domestic cats is a memory from Atlantean times 12,000+ years ago. Genetic manipulation of the natural world was one of the reasons Atlantis went down. Fortunately, domestic cats survived, unlike many of the chimera's they created.
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This cat goes into attack mode when he gets woken up by the sound of broken glass..
 Quoting: Xare


She came there to break shit.

She broke the glass not the boy.

Dumbass. (not you)
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I know cats are smart as hell,and sometimes it looks like they sense or see things we cannot see.And its a fact that egyptians basically worshipped cats.

In ancient Egypt, the cats were created, as they were gods. The role cats played in the ancient Egyptian world is nothing like the role they play in today’s world. Cats in ancient Egypt were protected under certain laws and these laws were strict. If an individual harmed a cat, either intentional or unintentional, then the punishment would be harsh. Whoever killed a cat in the ancient Egyptian ages would be put to death. The people in ancient Egypt would gather around and kill the person.
When cats died, they would be mummified, just as humans would be. They would be put in their tombs that they built and in their tombs, they placed rats, mice and saucers of milk.

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