Cats are really aliens sent to spy on us - its true look into their eyes.

I must stop masturbating in front of my cat.


Dude me too! haha

Anyone got any funny pics?

cats are telepathic

they are here to teach us their telepathic ways :)

Anyone got any funny pics?

I must stop masturbating in front of my cat.


Dude me too! haha

A writer in one the bulletin boards I associate with suggests that cats may be creatures from another planet. This is what the aliens would like us to believe.

Domesticated cats have been around for five thousand years or more. They were sacred animals to the Egyptians. Now if you think that cats are alien creatures, you have to ask yourselves why, in five thousand years, haven't the aliens done what they want to do with us. Why would any civilization smarter than ours hang around us for five thousand years disguised at cats? This was the basic theme of the Broadway musical production of Cats, a theme which was largely ignored by theater critics.

No, cats are not aliens, they are as earthbound as you and me. But for the last sixty years, aliens have been using them as living cameras. Most cats disappear for a time, sometimes for ten minutes, sometimes for days. You cannot find them. It is during these times that they are under direct control of the aliens. Minute cameras, smaller than a deer tick, are inserted into the optic nerve tissue and into the aural canals of these cats. They send back direct signals to those in spacecraft who are monitoring the cats. Or more to the point, monitoring YOU. Why does your cat stare at you when IT wants to. Why does it insist on bathroom privacy? Why does it leap onto your lap when IT wants to, not when YOU want it to, like a dog would? Why does cat food taste worse than dog food?

You don't have to be a genius to add two and two. In this case, the answer is two cats plus two cats usually equals four aliens. The cat's purr, which comes from nobody knows where, is merely the machinery being reconfigured every so often. I will be in trouble for writing this, but that's nothing new. My lead foil cap is on, my thoughts are my own.

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Cats are such beautiful and majestic creatures.

I love them!!

+1

Me too.

They would eat you if they could fit you in their mouths.

Anyone got any funny pics?

:whatdog:

This kinda crap with people putting their cats and dogs in a locked cage in yer house has gotta stop ! Its cruel ! My brothers family does the same thing and it pisses me off to see it when ever I'm over there ! And feed yer dogs table scraps and what not - its a DOG ! They love that stuff, not the same ol shit dry month old bag of hard so called food all the time! thats cruel too ! :let it all:

I've thought about this numerous times, especially when my cat just stares at me, it's creepy.

I wake up in the middle of the night to find my cat on the bedside stand staring at me. I always wonder what she is thinking?!

I've thought about this numerous times, especially when my cat just stares at me, it's creepy.

I wake up in the middle of the night to find my cat on the bedside stand staring at me. I always wonder what she is thinking?!


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wrong. cats are the new chicken in american slums.

wrong. cats are the new chicken in american slums.

I thought eggs were

wrong. cats are the new chicken in american slums.

I thought eggs were


eggs? there's no money for eggs.

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They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.

They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.


HOW DARE YOU!

You are so full of shit OP

And you ARE A DEMON

GOING TO HELL

They will rule the earth again!, and pryamids will be their homes.


That's why I try to teach each one I catch to swim...I'm not a very good teacher however...