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When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...

 
Nikki_LaVey

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I can't believe how many drug addicts are in this thread trying to justify their use of this evil plant.

Please go to rehab for marijuana addiction, and get off it!!

You will die from it...I guarantee it!
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Oh I gave up pot ages ago
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05/10/2010 08:33 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
There is no existing evidence of anyone dying of a marijuana overdose.

I have several friends who've died from it, so you are either a troll, or just ignorant.

Either way, you're sick for making fun of it.


No no one has ever died of a marijuana overdose!

The ratio of the amount one needs to smoke to overdose to the amount one needs to smoke for intoxication (just being high) is 40,000:1 so you would have to smoke about 10,000 joints in 10 minutes to overdose on THC.


Ever use a grinder with a keef jar in the bottom? You ever collect all that keef (pure THC krystals)? Smoke about an ounce of it and you die. That is what happened.
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That's not smoking marijuana in its natural form. Water, if it's too concentrated, will also kill you; it's called drowning!!
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
This is very true. Here is a test. Take some marijuana, light it, smoke it. and then tie a plastic bag over your head. You will die within 5 minutes. Proof marijuana kills.


No, that proves that idiocy kills


I have tried this on several of my neighbors dogs. They are always dead within 5 minutes. If marijuana was not deadly that WOULD NOT be possible.


You admitted to killing dogs,... I hope a train finds you in the middle off the night while are tripping out on smack.


I am a licensed doctor and a man of medicine and science. All my experiments were conducted for the benefit of man kind.


It's mankind... One word, but since you're an educated man of the sciences, you already knew that.


I'm not an English teacher. But great job avoided the factual evidence I posted and instead focus on syntax. Do you know how doctors in many countries perform abortions. They mix the marijuana into a paste with olive oil and put it on the woman's stomach. The fetus is then absorbed into the body and pooped out. This strange biological event only happens in cases where the marijuana paste is rubbed on the feet (and thus absorbed into the body).
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Pot butter is great in brownies and cookies...
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05/10/2010 08:35 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
maybe he had some laced with coke or something.

No, it was actually tested by law enforcement, and found to be 100% marijuana.

why is it so hard to believe that a drug of this nature can kill you???!!!

Please stop smoking this disgusting, evil plant!


Because as you have been told many times on many boards it is a medical fact you can'y OD on pot.

Hold on a second...are you really a tranny???

Did you like cut your dick off??

wtf


Yes I'm a transsexual (which has nothing to do with this topic) and I didn't do it I had a surgeon perform gender reassignment surgery.

I'm sorry, but someone who actually pays someone to cut their dick off is not in the position to call anyone else wrong about anything!!

You are a fucking serious psycho for doing that...what kind of mental illness makes someone want to get their dick and nuts hacked off????!!!!!
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Your lack of understanding in modern medicine is all encompassing and not just limited to THC chuckle
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05/10/2010 08:36 PM
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Great, now I need a fat bowl to help me push through this asinine BS
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05/10/2010 08:37 PM
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NOTICE HOW MUCH SMARTER THE POT HEADS IN THIS THREAD ARE, WHEN COMPARED TO THE SOBRIETY CLUB.

Sure you want to make that claim when one of your "potheads" in this thread had his dick chopped off ON PURPOSE!

I'm still in shock over that one!
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This is because prolonged marijuana use causes flowering mushrooms to grow on the penis and scrotum of users. This is the only type of mushroom I have seen that actually flowers (blooms usually 3-5 times per year). The mushrooms are about the size of a finger nail (with a taste consistent with portabello), but if the person has a high fat diet they can get larger. You can cut them off but they will grow back, and be stronger as the new protein fibers will have greater tinsel strength. Hence many choose to simply become transsexuals rather than deal with a mushrooming penis. I always tell them they are lucky they are even alive.
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Marijuana is also the gateway drug to rampant sodomy. You cannot use marijuana and not seek enjoyment from having your anal cavity ravaged. Even one smoke can cause this. This is a scientific fact.
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Well "Dr. Monroe" I guess you speak from experience. I've smoked it often and can honestly say that has never happened to me.
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Great, now I need a fat bowl to help me push through this asinine BS
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Hey, OP. Go smoke some crack,... It's not weed, so it won't kill you.
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05/10/2010 08:39 PM
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i want to see the toxicology report your full of shit other wise
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05/10/2010 08:40 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
This is very true. Here is a test. Take some marijuana, light it, smoke it. and then tie a plastic bag over your head. You will die within 5 minutes. Proof marijuana kills.


No, that proves that idiocy kills


I have tried this on several of my neighbors dogs. They are always dead within 5 minutes. If marijuana was not deadly that WOULD NOT be possible.


You admitted to killing dogs,... I hope a train finds you in the middle off the night while are tripping out on smack.


I am a licensed doctor and a man of medicine and science. All my experiments were conducted for the benefit of man kind.


It's mankind... One word, but since you're an educated man of the sciences, you already knew that.


I'm not an English teacher. But great job avoided the factual evidence I posted and instead focus on syntax. Do you know how doctors in many countries perform abortions. They mix the marijuana into a paste with olive oil and put it on the woman's stomach. The fetus is then absorbed into the body and pooped out. This strange biological event only happens in cases where the marijuana paste is rubbed on the feet (and thus absorbed into the body).


Pot butter is great in brownies and cookies...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 928489



Marijuana is the original "fructose corn syrup". Put it in anything and it gives it a moist, sweet flavor and texture. This is why most of those marijuana shops simply take the feces left by the homeless behind their shops (they are paid to) and then make it into cakes and brownies, using "pot butter" as you call it, to give the poop cakes their dessert taste and texture.
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05/10/2010 08:41 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
NOTICE HOW MUCH SMARTER THE POT HEADS IN THIS THREAD ARE, WHEN COMPARED TO THE SOBRIETY CLUB.

Sure you want to make that claim when one of your "potheads" in this thread had his dick chopped off ON PURPOSE!

I'm still in shock over that one!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924922


I haven't been a pothead for years
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
NOTICE HOW MUCH SMARTER THE POT HEADS IN THIS THREAD ARE, WHEN COMPARED TO THE SOBRIETY CLUB.

Sure you want to make that claim when one of your "potheads" in this thread had his dick chopped off ON PURPOSE!

I'm still in shock over that one!


This is because prolonged marijuana use causes flowering mushrooms to grow on the penis and scrotum of users. This is the only type of mushroom I have seen that actually flowers (blooms usually 3-5 times per year). The mushrooms are about the size of a finger nail (with a taste consistent with portabello), but if the person has a high fat diet they can get larger. You can cut them off but they will grow back, and be stronger as the new protein fibers will have greater tinsel strength. Hence many choose to simply become transsexuals rather than deal with a mushrooming penis. I always tell them they are lucky they are even alive.
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WOW... Just, wow. whatever
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05/10/2010 08:43 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
The marijuana was tested, and many of us smoked it that very day, and it was 100% pure mj...even the cops tested it to confirm.

Accute marijuana overdose is a real medical term, and happens ALL THE TIME...ask any doctor.
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All right, let's have some proof. Give us the time, date, state and hospital were these "friends" of yours died, and their names so we can do a thorough examination of your so called evidence. I DARE YOU!!
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05/10/2010 08:44 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
maybe he had some laced with coke or something.

No, it was actually tested by law enforcement, and found to be 100% marijuana.

why is it so hard to believe that a drug of this nature can kill you???!!!

Please stop smoking this disgusting, evil plant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924922



Your stupid, provide us with the obituary and I will believe you, otherwise, go fuck yourself, and get a job dipshit..
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05/10/2010 08:45 PM
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OP you are a serious dork! But this thread has had me laughing, go Dr Munroe and the pothead community.

After about 2 seconds of Internet research you can find loads of information on this, example from a Dutch website:
"The government has done research on this and apparently one would have to consume 1/3 of their body weight in marijuana in just 15 minutes for the dosage to be lethal."

OP why don't you grow up and get a life? Yeah, 100% mj had me going and "even the police tested it", shame they didn't smoke the whole lot, off the pigs, I say.

whatever
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
No plant is "evil". Only your perception is "evil".
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
The marijuana was tested, and many of us smoked it that very day, and it was 100% pure mj...even the cops tested it to confirm.

Accute marijuana overdose is a real medical term, and happens ALL THE TIME...ask any doctor.


All right, let's have some proof. Give us the time, date, state and hospital were these "friends" of yours died, and their names so we can do a thorough examination of your so called evidence. I DARE YOU!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961301


I think OP has become delusional from sucking too much cock.

Lack of oxygen to the brain due to cocksucking can kill you...
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This one time, I smoked pot and it made me immortal.


I bet you could sit on a champagne bottle and not even wince. You marijuana smokers are all the same. You're lucky it didn't kill you. It also causes jaw rot (your jaw falls off). I have seen it dozens of times.
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499


No you haven't. If you have, then the marijuana was laced with METH, because it is METH, that will cause your jaw to rot and other horrific things. I know people who have smoked MJ for 40+ years and are healthy as a horse. 40 fuckin years!!!!!!!
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1rof1

Absolutely hilarious!
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No plant is "evil". Only your perception is "evil".
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This is why I am the doctor and you are the pot head.
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This one time, I smoked pot and it made me immortal.


I bet you could sit on a champagne bottle and not even wince. You marijuana smokers are all the same. You're lucky it didn't kill you. It also causes jaw rot (your jaw falls off). I have seen it dozens of times.


No you haven't. If you have, then the marijuana was laced with METH, because it is METH, that will cause your jaw to rot and other horrific things. I know people who have smoked MJ for 40+ years and are healthy as a horse. 40 fuckin years!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961301


If they are still around after 40 years they are not human. They must be husk of some kind. Kindly submit their names and they will be paid to be studied.
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I want to smoke so much pot that I die from it. That sounds like one killer buzz.
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No plant is "evil". Only your perception is "evil".


This is why I am the doctor and you are the pot head.
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499


Doctor Parnassus?... I want my soul back.
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I don't know if smoking it can kill you (cough to death?), but eating too much of a brownie or cookie with mary jane can sure make you feel like your going to die.
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I can't believe how many drug addicts are in this thread trying to justify their use of this evil plant.

Please go to rehab for marijuana addiction, and get off it!!

You will die from it...I guarantee it!
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And if I don't, how much will you pay me? Remember, a guarantee comes with a refund or something.
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3 pages in 20 minutes... haha, GLP is full potheads... Wicked.
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If they are still around after 40 years they are not human. They must be husk of some kind. Kindly submit their names and they will be paid to be studied.
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lmao
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Mmmm... Killer kush...
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This is very true. Here is a test. Take some marijuana, light it, smoke it. and then tie a plastic bag over your head. You will die within 5 minutes. Proof marijuana kills.


No, that proves that idiocy kills


I have tried this on several of my neighbors dogs. They are always dead within 5 minutes. If marijuana was not deadly that WOULD NOT be possible.


You admitted to killing dogs,... I hope a train finds you in the middle off the night while are tripping out on smack.


I am a licensed doctor and a man of medicine and science. All my experiments were conducted for the benefit of man kind.


It's mankind... One word, but since you're an educated man of the sciences, you already knew that.


I'm not an English teacher. But great job avoided the factual evidence I posted and instead focus on syntax. Do you know how doctors in many countries perform abortions. They mix the marijuana into a paste with olive oil and put it on the woman's stomach. The fetus is then absorbed into the body and pooped out. This strange biological event only happens in cases where the marijuana paste is rubbed on the feet (and thus absorbed into the body).
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499


I googled your crap, and crap is just what I got!!!

[link to www.google.ca]
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3 pages in 20 minutes... haha, GLP is full potheads... Wicked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 928489

I'm in shock over the amount of drug addicts in this thread who will say ANYTHING to justify their use of this DEATH PLANT!

I will provide my friend's obituary, once I find it, and you dumbasses will need to apologize for being so arrogant.