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***BREAKING NEWS** The new Deutsche Mark banknotes are here**Picture will follow tomorrow***

 
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I'm working at the Deutsche Bank in Germany. Today we delivered 1 container with new Deutsche Mark notes and new coins. I will present a photo from the new banknotes tomorrow morning. The curencychange will be the night from Saturday to Sunday 5/16/2010. On Friday, 19.00 GMT Angela Merkel the germany chancelor, will speach to the german nation.
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05/11/2010 05:40 PM
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Wouldn't surprise me.

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05/11/2010 05:46 PM
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I'm working at the Deutsche Bank in Germany. Today we delivered 1 container with new Deutsche Mark notes and new coins. I will present a photo from the new banknotes tomorrow morning. The curencychange will be the night from Saturday to Sunday 5/16/2010. On Friday, 19.00 GMT Angela Merkel the germany chancelor, will speach to the german nation.
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^WORD!

Thread: Germany will become the Deutsche Mark 5/17/2010 !!!! Good by EURO

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05/11/2010 05:50 PM
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No they don't!

Just think logical, the consequences would be enormous (really something for glp - doooooooooom).

But, Germany will keep the Euro and the efforts to keep it strong, there only 1 reason for this:

There's no economical profit in it for them!

No country would isolate itself like this.
It would be economical suicide.

Waiting for 05/16/2010 and the picture's!

This could only work if we all dumped the euro and that might be an idea....
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05/11/2010 05:54 PM
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No they don't!

Just think logical, the consequences would be enormous (really something for glp - doooooooooom).

But, Germany will keep the Euro and the efforts to keep it strong, there only 1 reason for this:

There's no economical profit in it for them!

No country would isolate itself like this.
It would be economical suicide.

Waiting for 05/16/2010 and the picture's!

This could only work if we all dumped the euro and that might be an idea....
 Quoting: DexieFoozler


Sure they can do that, Germany is the SECOND LARGEST EXPORTER of the world. They have the power to do, and rightly so.
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05/11/2010 05:54 PM
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Angelas is the banker's bitch. Even IF there is a new DM printed then only for the reason to exploit us a little bit faster. Also, a new DM must be devaluated to a lower level than the EURO to keep the german economy running.
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05/11/2010 05:56 PM
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They may as well issue Monopoly banknotes for all the good it will do.

It's all going down the shitter!
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05/11/2010 05:57 PM
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05/11/2010 06:00 PM
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Link or bsflag
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05/11/2010 06:04 PM
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Ah this stuff again, we´ll see...
What do the new notes look like?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/11/2010 06:10 PM
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They look like very modern and the 50,100 and 200 DM note have a RFID chip inside. This note are scanable. The coins have the same size as the EURO coins 1 and 2 and 0,50. On Sunday, all EURO notes and coins are not value. It will a bank holiday on Monday in Germany. All big discounters and shops will get informations Friday till 20.30 MESZ.
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05/11/2010 06:13 PM
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Begrüßungsgeld? afro
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05/11/2010 06:14 PM
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Interesting info OP, if this turns out to be true, then...
hf
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05/11/2010 06:17 PM
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fuck off op!, you are a liar,
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Ab Montag kann jeder Kontoinhaber 100 Deutsche Mark abheben. Die Umstellung dauert 2 Wochen, in einem Internen Schreiben der Bundesbank wurden alle großen Handelsketten vor 2 Wochen angeschrieben, keine EURO Zeichen mehr zu verwenden. Umstellung bis 1000 € 1:1 zur DM Sparguthaben werden auf Sperrkonten umgeleitet und die verfallen dann. Schulden werden in EURO gelassen, entwerten sich dann mit dem EURO Verfall. Gehälter und Mieten werden 1:1 getauscht. Jeder Bankmitarbeiter mußte eine Verschwiegenheitsgarantie unterschreiben (sofortiger Kündigunsgrund !) Banken bekommen heute ab 1 Uhr bis 5. Uhr Geld geliefert.
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05/11/2010 06:20 PM
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Heiliges Kanonenrohr!
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05/11/2010 06:21 PM
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Ab Montag kann jeder Kontoinhaber 100 Deutsche Mark abheben. Die Umstellung dauert 2 Wochen, in einem Internen Schreiben der Bundesbank wurden alle großen Handelsketten vor 2 Wochen angeschrieben, keine EURO Zeichen mehr zu verwenden. Umstellung bis 1000 € 1:1 zur DM Sparguthaben werden auf Sperrkonten umgeleitet und die verfallen dann. Schulden werden in EURO gelassen, entwerten sich dann mit dem EURO Verfall. Gehälter und Mieten werden 1:1 getauscht. Jeder Bankmitarbeiter mußte eine Verschwiegenheitsgarantie unterschreiben (sofortiger Kündigunsgrund !) Banken bekommen heute ab 1 Uhr bis 5. Uhr Geld geliefert.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 964812


Starting from Monday each owner of an account can take 100 German Marks off. The conversion takes 2 weeks to use in an internal letter of the Federal Bank all large chains 2 weeks ago ago was written down, no EUROS indications more. Conversion until 1000 € 1:1 to DM savings balances are rerouted on blocked accounts and purged then. Debts are left in EUROS, cancel themselves then with the EURO decline. Salaries and rents are exchanged 1:1. Each bank employee had to sign a discretion warranty (immediate notice us reason!) Banks get today from 1 o'clock to 5th clock money supplied.
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They look like very modern and the 50,100 and 200 DM note have a RFID chip inside. This note are scanable. The coins have the same size as the EURO coins 1 and 2 and 0,50. On Sunday, all EURO notes and coins are not value. It will a bank holiday on Monday in Germany. All big discounters and shops will get informations Friday till 20.30 MESZ.
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OP what you're saying is impossible. It takes years for a currency change. The Euro needed 3 years for starting circulation. And cannot be a special surprise conference. The markets had to know years before that happens. How are you going to buy your bread monday? Who is going to distribute the coins and notes? In just one day? lol
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05/11/2010 06:23 PM
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Is the picture on the back a jackboot stamping on a dove with the words "Well we tried."?
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05/11/2010 06:24 PM
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The German Bundesbank have printed the new Deutsche Mark notes since October 2009.
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05/11/2010 06:25 PM
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Ab Montag kann jeder Kontoinhaber 100 Deutsche Mark abheben. Die Umstellung dauert 2 Wochen, in einem Internen Schreiben der Bundesbank wurden alle großen Handelsketten vor 2 Wochen angeschrieben, keine EURO Zeichen mehr zu verwenden. Umstellung bis 1000 € 1:1 zur DM Sparguthaben werden auf Sperrkonten umgeleitet und die verfallen dann. Schulden werden in EURO gelassen, entwerten sich dann mit dem EURO Verfall. Gehälter und Mieten werden 1:1 getauscht. Jeder Bankmitarbeiter mußte eine Verschwiegenheitsgarantie unterschreiben (sofortiger Kündigunsgrund !) Banken bekommen heute ab 1 Uhr bis 5. Uhr Geld geliefert.


Starting from Monday each owner of an account can take 100 German Marks off. The conversion takes 2 weeks to use in an internal letter of the Federal Bank all large chains 2 weeks ago ago was written down, no EUROS indications more. Conversion until 1000 € 1:1 to DM savings balances are rerouted on blocked accounts and purged then. Debts are left in EUROS, cancel themselves then with the EURO decline. Salaries and rents are exchanged 1:1. Each bank employee had to sign a discretion warranty (immediate notice us reason!) Banks get today from 1 o'clock to 5th clock money supplied.
 Quoting: BUMP FAIRY



This is completely non-sense and impossible. OP should know better about economy and finance before coming hoax here.

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The German Bundesbank have printed the new Deutsche Mark notes since October 2009.
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So why is that not public?
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05/11/2010 06:26 PM
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They may as well issue Monopoly banknotes for all the good it will do.

It's all going down the shitter!
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05/11/2010 06:27 PM
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German sources:
[link to de.news.yahoo.com]
[link to www.freie-allgemeine.de]
wtf
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The German Bundesbank have printed the new Deutsche Mark notes since October 2009.
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so its all staged ?, germany wins the war against europe for real now ?, lol
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05/11/2010 06:28 PM
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This was a secret between Germany, USA, France an Russia. They decided on a secret meeting in Geneve (Swiss) last summer.
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05/11/2010 06:30 PM
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shitty google translation:

For Eichelburg the evidence for an early end of the Euro and the European Community get more. He had already got info a year ago about the printing of a emergency currency. He knew of the major contracts for new Federal Printing presses. They also consider that the relevant authorities have already presented proofs of the new currency on the condition of absolute secrecy. Even drivers of armored car should have received a mysterious new currency to his eyes. Reports from the chemical industry act of printing inks that are not common currency could be assigned. A source acorn Petersburg from German government sources should also confirm the "D-Mark 2.0" thesis. The debate about the use of the Bundeswehr inside to quell riots, would be a further indication of the Germans may soon lose their savings. These indications include Walter E. WKE that the decision has been made for a DM 2.0 already. For the financial experts is the reintroduction of the DM any lasting change, it is based on a short-term move to the "new old" currency. Maybe later this summer.
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Back to the future? In an interview with the "free Allgemeine Zeitung quoted the finance expert Walter K. WKE insider sources that indicate a return of the" D-Mark "later this summer. Large orders of the Government Printing Office for new printing presses, test pressings and one informant from government: the "D-Mark 2.0 is" only a matter shortest possible time, WKE.

Admittedly, that sounds very nostalgic for Science Fiction. But given the current Greece and the aftermath of the global financial crisis as well as discussions about responsibilities in the euro area, old longings are awakened. A recent survey by the Allensbach Institute notes the Germans an unbroken €-weariness. "Today, after nearly a decade in the new currency world, yet 47 percent want the D-Mark", cited the "Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung" the results. Across the generations, however, consensus would be that the restoration of national monetary autonomy an unrealistic option.

Not only unrealistic but also extremely dangerous to be a return to the old currency - as they are the leading economic experts agree. 'A collective return to the national currencies would be the worst thing that could happen - which the German economy would not take long to recover. The euro will be in the next decade, "said former Finance Minister Theo Waigel in Stern interview. Even Peter Bofinger incites D-Mark-utopias as sentimental as ":" The economic consequences would be devastating, "the economic way. The renowned American scientist Barry Eichengreen describes the currency debate in the "FAZ" interview as a "theme party - nothing more."

And what about the weakness of the single currency on international markets? Reports of an increase in the debt crisis have to drop the € currently under the mark of $ 1.30. "The euro is still far better off than when it was launched," said Waigel. The descent temporarily have also seen positive effects. In particular, the European export industry is benefiting from the current low exchange rate.

What do you think: 'If forget too fast, how stable the currency is so far led us through all crises ", like Theo Waigel stressed? Does the single currency in the euro area is not ultimately a lot more advantages than disadvantages? Or are you dreaming of a return of the old national currency - with all the consequences, we look forward to your contributions.
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Beaten to it

Last Edited by BUMP FAIRY on 05/11/2010 06:34 PM
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