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***BREAKING NEWS** The new Deutsche Mark banknotes are here**Picture will follow tomorrow***

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 05:45 AM
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You gotta just scratch yer head and wonder why so many people choose to come online and lie through their teeth.

There was NEVER any chance of the OP being true. Never

Of course, it's even more shocking that other people would actually even consider for one moment that the OP was true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 965326



This is GLP tho....

I heard that russ will be on the back of the DM with a pope hat and a hitler tash.
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05/12/2010 05:46 AM
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Re: ***BREAKING NEWS** The new Deutsche Mark banknotes are here**Picture will follow tomorrow***
I'm working at the Deutsche Bank in Germany. Today we delivered 1 container with new Deutsche Mark notes and new coins. I will present a photo from the new banknotes tomorrow morning. The curencychange will be the night from Saturday to Sunday 5/16/2010. On Friday, 19.00 GMT Angela Merkel the germany chancelor, will speach to the german nation.

I don't know about the date the new Marks will be issued, but my best friend is a branch manager in Norderstedt (north metro area of Hamburg) of a national bank office and he agrees with everything else you said. In fact, he told me about the new German Mark notes to be issued more than 3 months ago. Apparently, it's been planned and in the works for many months.

Bravo to Deutschland! Screw the EU and the Euro Dollars. I'll bank on German Marks any day.
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Yes, and if you followed the propaganda in the german mainstream newspapers it is campaigned since three month.
Who has eyes let him see.
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No, no, Amero is first neener , we all are so fu ha ha cked accordion
And Miles to go before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep....
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05/12/2010 05:48 AM
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Yes, and if you followed the propaganda in the german mainstream newspapers it is campaigned since three month.
Who has eyes let him see.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968103

So you read German newspapers in Uganda ??? Well, there aint no way around us germans I guess, even in Uganda they know who's boss. rofl
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05/12/2010 05:49 AM
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Angelas is the banker's bitch. Even IF there is a new DM printed then only for the reason to exploit us a little bit faster. Also, a new DM must be devaluated to a lower level than the EURO to keep the german economy running.
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05/12/2010 05:50 AM
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No, no, Amero is first neener , we all are so fu ha ha cked accordion
 Quoting: Trickster


that part was skipped, we are going to the sovereign debt crisis, and the fiat bailouts...

The next step will be increased IMF influence in nations affairs... And of course the rape of the utilities, and hell just about everything the IMF has done to the 3rd world, now to the first world.

yippie!
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The Bucolic Bacchanalian
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05/12/2010 05:55 AM
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My ears keep ringing to "Deutschland uber Alles" ...

...Guess I'll have to get the Ringtone!.
Georg Uganda
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05/12/2010 05:55 AM
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Well if Germany chooses this way, Netherlands and Skandivian countries will follow ;)
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First Germany (or France)
than Netherlands than the Scandinavians (they do not give one Euro for Greece)
Your are right
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05/12/2010 05:56 AM
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Last time I was in Greece, there was rumors they were printing up drachmas in case they needed to exit the euro in a hurry...

Could this be it?

Could the European union just dissolve over night?

I wonder what haiku Herman has to say?

Although, frankly the president of the EU is a total lamo.

Oh and his poetry fucking sucks balls.
 Quoting: LouisWinthorpeIII


Yes there was this rumor in Greece a couple of months ago. I guess every european country is ready if something like this happens "overnight".
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05/12/2010 05:57 AM
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where are the pictures?

prove your statement!!!
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 05:58 AM
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waiting for picture !!
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05/12/2010 05:59 AM
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Yes there was this rumor in Greece a couple of months ago. I guess every european country is ready if something like this happens "overnight".
 Quoting: Ostria


Yeah, everyone would be crazy to not have an exit strategy... Esp when it involves so many nations that have *NEVER* gotten along... and I'm sorry the Roman empire is such a distant memory it really doesn't count.

I wish I could remember where I saw it, but I saw something years ago saying that a "unified" Europe would quickly lead to a European civil war.... (ie ww3).

But then this is GLP so take it with what it's worth...
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
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MarkZ
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Just read Tom Buhrow (anchorman of german state TV) - in the NY Times 2 weeks ago:

[link to www.nytimes.com]
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05/12/2010 06:00 AM
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waiting for picture !!
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There wont be any ... but I am sure he can link to to a website were you can buy useless gold at artificially pushed price.
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you watch what happens. These are purposely placed rumours which hopefully go viral and put extreme pressure on the Euro. Then bang - it goes the other way. Watch this space I bet you a billion Deutsmarks the Euro bounces and burns the USD next week.
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+1
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 06:03 AM
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This fuckin hardgeld retards says , all your money in the bank will be lost!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS???

If this is true...unbelievable!

I want this fuckin proof now!!!!!!!!!!
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Ravan

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05/12/2010 06:03 AM

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Just read Tom Buhrow (anchorman of german state TV) - in the NY Times 2 weeks ago:

[link to www.nytimes.com]
 Quoting: MarkZ 968115



Nice one.
Thanks!
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Anonymous Coward
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If this is realy true, and OP is right, then i guess he will not be able to take a pic before 1 o clock.
As he write, the new notes will be delivered between 1 to 5 o clock.
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05/12/2010 06:04 AM
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Pictures, pleace!

hiding
Georg Uganda
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05/12/2010 06:07 AM
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Yes, and if you followed the propaganda in the german mainstream newspapers it is campaigned since three month.
Who has eyes let him see.

So you read German newspapers in Uganda ??? Well, there aint no way around us germans I guess, even in Uganda they know who's boss. rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968089


Yes in the internet (also im Internet - fuer die "Doofen" Bild
fuer die ganz doofen Spiegel und Co.)

Und klar sind wir der wirtschaftliche Boss i der Welt - da koennen sich die Amis mit ihren Waffen noch so viel eibilden.

Na auch wenn die Meldung ein Fake sein sollte - es waere besser D. steigt aus dem Euro aus - wirklich besser frueher als spaeter - oder besser ein Ende mit Schrecken als dieser endlose Schrecken.
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05/12/2010 06:07 AM
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this stuff it's total bsflag

wake up MORaNS....
kwon
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05/12/2010 06:08 AM
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Ab Montag kann jeder Kontoinhaber 100 Deutsche Mark abheben. Die Umstellung dauert 2 Wochen, in einem Internen Schreiben der Bundesbank wurden alle großen Handelsketten vor 2 Wochen angeschrieben, keine EURO Zeichen mehr zu verwenden. Umstellung bis 1000 € 1:1 zur DM Sparguthaben werden auf Sperrkonten umgeleitet und die verfallen dann. Schulden werden in EURO gelassen, entwerten sich dann mit dem EURO Verfall. Gehälter und Mieten werden 1:1 getauscht. Jeder Bankmitarbeiter mußte eine Verschwiegenheitsgarantie unterschreiben (sofortiger Kündigunsgrund !) Banken bekommen heute ab 1 Uhr bis 5. Uhr Geld geliefert.


Starting from Monday each owner of an account can take 100 German Marks off. The conversion takes 2 weeks to use in an internal letter of the Federal Bank all large chains 2 weeks ago ago was written down, no EUROS indications more. Conversion until 1000 € 1:1 to DM savings balances are rerouted on blocked accounts and purged then. Debts are left in EUROS, cancel themselves then with the EURO decline. Salaries and rents are exchanged 1:1. Each bank employee had to sign a discretion warranty (immediate notice us reason!) Banks get today from 1 o'clock to 5th clock money supplied.



This is completely non-sense and impossible. OP should know better about economy and finance before coming hoax here.

bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 967687


man schreibt doch nicht immer solch eine scheisse. es macht überhaupt kein sinn jetzt eine währungsreform durchzuziehen. anstatt sich mal vernünftig damit zu beschäftigen und zu recherchieren, wird hier unterstes bild-niveau betrieben. es wird am wochenende gar nix passieren. richtig ist, dass der euro schon von anfang an am arsch war. jetzt hat man 10 jahre gewartet umd die deutschen wiedermal zu enteignen, während sich die drecks banken daran bedienen.
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05/12/2010 06:09 AM
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britain has been warned it will be punished by eu if the pound is hit by a financial crisis after refusing to support a massive euro bail-out. www.telegraph.co.uk
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05/12/2010 06:09 AM
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Pictures please...

i can not belive anything anymore.

I mean, than must be a Hoax, cause Germany is

not suverane.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 06:11 AM
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Pictures please...

i can not belive anything anymore.

I mean, than must be a Hoax, cause Germany is

not suverane.
 Quoting: Blödian 968123



OF COURSE THIS IS A TOTAL HOAX. Absolute BS.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 06:13 AM
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No they don't!

Just think logical, the consequences would be enormous (really something for glp - doooooooooom).

But, Germany will keep the Euro and the efforts to keep it strong, there only 1 reason for this:

There's no economical profit in it for them!

No country would isolate itself like this.
It would be economical suicide.

Waiting for 05/16/2010 and the picture's!

This could only work if we all dumped the euro and that might be an idea....
 Quoting: DexieFoozler


idiocy
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05/12/2010 06:13 AM
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Yes, and if you followed the propaganda in the german mainstream newspapers it is campaigned since three month.
Who has eyes let him see.

So you read German newspapers in Uganda ??? Well, there aint no way around us germans I guess, even in Uganda they know who's boss. rofl


Yes in the internet (also im Internet - fuer die "Doofen" Bild
fuer die ganz doofen Spiegel und Co.)

Und klar sind wir der wirtschaftliche Boss i der Welt - da koennen sich die Amis mit ihren Waffen noch so viel eibilden.

Na auch wenn die Meldung ein Fake sein sollte - es waere besser D. steigt aus dem Euro aus - wirklich besser frueher als spaeter - oder besser ein Ende mit Schrecken als dieser endlose Schrecken.
 Quoting: Georg Uganda 537809


And yes we are the biggest econimical power, no matter how many weapons the US has!

Stop writing because its big bsflag
Georg Uganda
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05/12/2010 06:15 AM
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This is completely non-sense and impossible. OP should know better about economy and finance before coming hoax here.

bsflag


man schreibt doch nicht immer solch eine scheisse. es macht überhaupt kein sinn jetzt eine währungsreform durchzuziehen. anstatt sich mal vernünftig damit zu beschäftigen und zu recherchieren, wird hier unterstes bild-niveau betrieben. es wird am wochenende gar nix passieren. richtig ist, dass der euro schon von anfang an am arsch war. jetzt hat man 10 jahre gewartet umd die deutschen wiedermal zu enteignen, während sich die drecks banken daran bedienen.
 Quoting: kwon 968121



Eine Währungsreform ist das Beste, was D. machen kann.
Besser heute als morgen. Jeder Tag der Verzoegerung macht es nur noch schlimmer.
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05/12/2010 06:16 AM
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BS

Total

BS


moshpit
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05/12/2010 06:17 AM
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20 euros says the op is right!

If you were gernany what would you do?

I'm with OP.


He may be a hoaxer, but even if he is i think he is gunna be right anyway - by mistake.

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