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***BREAKING NEWS** The new Deutsche Mark banknotes are here**Picture will follow tomorrow***

 
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Wenn die Wahl in den USA nächste Woche gelaufen ist (diese soll nicht gestört werden durch einen Austritt Deutschlands aus dem Euro, denn dies hätte unmittelbar auch Auswirkungen auf den Dollar) wird es am Freitag, 05. November kurz nach Handelsschluß an der Wall-Street in New York eine Erklärung im deutschen Fernsehen geben.

- Bundespräsident Christian Wulff
- Bundeskanzlerin Dr. Angela Merkel
- Bundesfinanzminister Dr. Wolfgang Schäuble
- Bundesbankpräsident Dr. Axel Weber

werden in einer etwa 40-Minütigen Sondersendung über den Ausstieg Deutschlands aus dem EURO informieren.

Es kann zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt noch nicht mit Sicherheit gesagt werden ob die gesamten Modalitäten dieser Währungsreform bereits in dieser Sendung verkündet werden.




English:

If the election in the United States has run next week (this is not to be disturbed by Germany's withdrawal from the euro, because that would also directly impact on the dollar) is on Friday 05 November given shortly after trading closes on Wall Street in New York a statement on German television.

- President Christian Wulff
- Federal Chancellor Dr. Angela Merkel
- Federal Finance Minister Dr. Wolfgang Schäuble
- Bundesbank President Dr. Axel Weber

be informed in an approximately 40-minute special on the withdrawal of Germany from the euro.

It can be at this stage not say with certainty whether the entire procedure that currency reform will be announced on this show already.
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Na und ???



wtf
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11/03/2010 01:37 PM
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Als ich krank war hab ich von meiner Krankenkasse irrtümlich auch das Arbeitgeberformular mitgesandt bekommen. Was sieht der Betrachter dort Euro und?


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11/03/2010 02:19 PM
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Als ich krank war hab ich von meiner Krankenkasse irrtümlich auch das Arbeitgeberformular mitgesandt bekommen. Was sieht der Betrachter dort Euro und?


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It's funny, you still have both on your official documents, Euro and DM.

In France we have only Euro on our documents.

No need to say if Germany quit now the eurozone the currency will hardly fall.
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11/03/2010 03:23 PM
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Als ich krank war hab ich von meiner Krankenkasse irrtümlich auch das Arbeitgeberformular mitgesandt bekommen. Was sieht der Betrachter dort Euro und?


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Oh, that can be take only a few weeks now. That booth currencys on this formular is for me a 1st class sign that the euro exit from germany is "work in progress". This messages from eye witnesses came in the last time often.

LG
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11/03/2010 03:26 PM
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Oh, i see, today I have no flag on the nickname my last post.....

Where is this very small flag? ;-))

LG
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11/03/2010 05:56 PM
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Die Wahl in den USA ist ja eigentlich vorbei und es könnte jetzt eigentlich das losgehen was schon seit Monaten in der Planung und Vorbereitung ist: Operation Balthasar". Wir werden sehen was in den nächsten Wochen oder früher passieren wird....

Ich glaube nicht dass es noch mehrere Monate oder gar Jahre dauern wird. So viel Zeit bleibt möglicherweise nicht.




The U.S. election is actually over and it could now actually the start what has been months in the planning and preparation: "Operation Balthasar" We will see what will happen in the next few weeks or earlier.....

I do not think it will take several months or even years. So much time is not more
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11/05/2010 05:28 AM
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Hallo,

Ich wolle einmal nachfragen, ob man inzwischen schon Bilder der neuen DM-Scheine im Netz finden kann?

Hi,

Sorry for my bad English

I would ask again whether you can now find even pictures of the new DM-notes on the net?

LG,FD
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11/05/2010 06:15 AM
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Yay, my favorite bullshit thread is back up!

not...gonna...happen


As much as everyone would like it, my comment from may still stands:

Yay, the D-Mark! Everyone would be like
applause cheerapplause cheerapplause cheerapplause cheerapplause cheer
but I seriously doubt it. Sounds like a pipe dream.
bonghit

Btw, that wouldn´t change the fact that we are as broke as everyone else, its just that noone has noticed so far.
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11/05/2010 07:44 AM
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I will see a new german banknote. Where is one of them? not in this Forum here.

at November 1st, Germany has become a new ID Card. (Personalausweis or we say in Germany "Perso") but no new Currency.

When everyone has pictures of an new Currency then put in this Thread here please. or send it to: [email protected]

LG
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I want to see a new german banknote. Where is one of them? Not in this Forum here.

On November 1st, Germany has begun to issue a new ID Card. (Personalausweis or as we say in Germany "Perso"), but no new currency.

If anyone has pictures of a new currency then post them in this thread, please. Or send it to: [email protected]

LG
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Sorry man, couldn´t resist.

The good people on GLP will think you are a moran if your english is as horrid as in your above post.

Please improve or post on a native board.
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11/05/2010 08:47 AM
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I want to see a new german banknote. Where is one of them? Not in this Forum here.

On November 1st, Germany has begun to issue a new ID Card. (Personalausweis or as we say in Germany "Perso"), but no new currency.

If anyone has pictures of a new currency then post them in this thread, please. Or send it to: [email protected]

LG


Sorry man, couldn´t resist.

The good people on GLP will think you are a moran if your english is as horrid as in your above post.

Please improve or post on a native board.
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Sorry, aber mit schlechtem Englisch bin ich nicht alleine. Unser früherer Helmut Kohl konnte (angeblich) gar kein englisch und hat es dennoch zum Staatsmann geschafft

Ich versuche es immerhin englisch zu schreiben. Wenn mein englisch für Dich nicht genug ist dann lies es doch nicht :-(

LG
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11/05/2010 09:22 AM
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I want to see a new german banknote. Where is one of them? Not in this Forum here.

On November 1st, Germany has begun to issue a new ID Card. (Personalausweis or as we say in Germany "Perso"), but no new currency.

If anyone has pictures of a new currency then post them in this thread, please. Or send it to: [email protected]

LG


Sorry man, couldn´t resist.

The good people on GLP will think you are a moran if your english is as horrid as in your above post.

Please improve or post on a native board.



Sorry, aber mit schlechtem Englisch bin ich nicht alleine. Unser früherer Helmut Kohl konnte (angeblich) gar kein englisch und hat es dennoch zum Staatsmann geschafft

Ich versuche es immerhin englisch zu schreiben. Wenn mein englisch für Dich nicht genug ist dann lies es doch nicht :-(

LG
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LoL, dein deutsch ist aber auch nicht viel besser 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
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11/05/2010 09:28 AM
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Sure is trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls around here.
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I want to see a new german banknote. Where is one of them? Not in this Forum here.

On November 1st, Germany has begun to issue a new ID Card. (Personalausweis or as we say in Germany "Perso"), but no new currency.

If anyone has pictures of a new currency then post them in this thread, please. Or send it to: [email protected]

LG


Sorry man, couldn´t resist.

The good people on GLP will think you are a moran if your english is as horrid as in your above post.

Please improve or post on a native board.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153052

Better english than most americans here...
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11/05/2010 10:50 AM
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Better English than my German!

Peace
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11/05/2010 11:48 AM
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Never mind if there are spelling mistakes, as long as one can make oneself understood.
..... Macht nichts dass buchstabierungsfehler dabei sind, solange man es verstehen kann.
..... So what about the banknotes? Und was ist los mit dem angeblichen neuen Geld?
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11/05/2010 02:00 PM
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yes, I would also like to know. Where are they the new notes? It would interest me, but sometimes so slow.

(For those who think my english is bad this was "google translator")

:-)
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11/05/2010 05:22 PM
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Wenn die Wahl in den USA nächste Woche gelaufen ist (diese soll nicht gestört werden durch einen Austritt Deutschlands aus dem Euro, denn dies hätte unmittelbar auch Auswirkungen auf den Dollar) wird es am Freitag, 05. November kurz nach Handelsschluß an der Wall-Street in New York eine Erklärung im deutschen Fernsehen geben.

- Bundespräsident Christian Wulff
- Bundeskanzlerin Dr. Angela Merkel
- Bundesfinanzminister Dr. Wolfgang Schäuble
- Bundesbankpräsident Dr. Axel Weber

werden in einer etwa 40-Minütigen Sondersendung über den Ausstieg Deutschlands aus dem EURO informieren.

Es kann zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt noch nicht mit Sicherheit gesagt werden ob die gesamten Modalitäten dieser Währungsreform bereits in dieser Sendung verkündet werden.




English:

If the election in the United States has run next week (this is not to be disturbed by Germany's withdrawal from the euro, because that would also directly impact on the dollar) is on Friday 05 November given shortly after trading closes on Wall Street in New York a statement on German television.

- President Christian Wulff
- Federal Chancellor Dr. Angela Merkel
- Federal Finance Minister Dr. Wolfgang Schäuble
- Bundesbank President Dr. Axel Weber

be informed in an approximately 40-minute special on the withdrawal of Germany from the euro.

It can be at this stage not say with certainty whether the entire procedure that currency reform will be announced on this show already.



Na und ???



wtf
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so die zeit ist gekommen.
ich warte auf die währungsreform....
hiding
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11/05/2010 06:10 PM
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Ich warte auch. Wo bleibt die Sendung die ja heute Abend kommen sollte????????? Es ist der 5. November und schon nach 23 Uhr....

I´. waiting too. Where is that Broadcast that should be come today? Its the 5th of November now and we have after 11 PM...
(SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
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11/05/2010 06:47 PM
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Ich denke heute passiert nichts mehr.
I think today nothing will happen any more.

Aber, was mich interessiert: Ist die Nachricht mit der neuen D-Mark echt oder ein Fake?

Are the news of the new German Mark true?


P.S. Wo bleiben die Bilder?

What about the pictures?
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11/06/2010 06:01 AM
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na schau mer mal...
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11/06/2010 06:20 AM
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[link to www.hufenreuter.net]

na schau mer mal...
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Up until recently, I worked for the ECB.

I've seen the new DM and can confirm that they're already being used for some transactions in the public sector of the economy.

The proposed exchange rates given in the article are pretty accurate. Start asking for X-denominated notes only should you withdraw cash.
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11/06/2010 04:05 PM
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Und für welche Transaktionen werden sie genau genutzt?
And wich transactions are they used for exactly?
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11/07/2010 11:46 AM
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I don't know if this is important or not but this morning when I made my oatmel the brown sugar I like to put in it formed the shape of a Deutsche Mark.
The picture on the note was Otto Kuhnle.
Prophetic?

Last Edited by Moleman on 11/07/2010 11:48 AM
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11/08/2010 06:21 AM
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Neu 2010-11-08:

[12:00] Leserzuschrift - auf der Bank:

Ich war heute Vormittag, gemeinsam mit meinem Bruder, in einer Commerzbankfiliale in Niederbayern. Er wollte Geld auf sein Konto am Automaten einzahlen.
Der Automat war außer Betrieb. Am Schalter fragte ich eine ältere Dame, eher scherzhaft, ob etwa schon die DM2 unterwegs ist?
Die Antwort: "Noch nicht, bis Jahresende werden die Automaten umgestellt." Und dann kriegen wir das neue Geld? War meine Frage.
Die Antwort: "Das ist dann an Ostern soweit!" Haben Sie die neuen Scheine schon gesehen? Fragte ich.
Darauf kam keine Antwort mehr, aber ein Schmunzeln in Ihrem Gesicht das mehr als eindeutig war.
Mein Bruder und ich wußten Bescheid, die höheren Angestellten sind also eingeweiht.

quelle: hartgeld.com
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11/08/2010 06:32 AM
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Regarding your post on a bank in Niederbayern:

-> For me this pretty much looks like she was just joking.
At first she just answered your question why the ATM wasn't up and running -> The ATMs are getting software updates.
When your questioning came to DM2 she fooled around by telling it would be somewhere around easter. When she noted, that you have been punked, -> she grinned.

So... no evidence at all, sorry for that ;)
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I want to see a new german banknote. Where is one of them? Not in this Forum here.

On November 1st, Germany has begun to issue a new ID Card. (Personalausweis or as we say in Germany "Perso"), but no new currency.

If anyone has pictures of a new currency then post them in this thread, please. Or send it to: [email protected]

LG


Sorry man, couldn´t resist.

The good people on GLP will think you are a moran if your english is as horrid as in your above post.

Please improve or post on a native board.



Sorry, aber mit schlechtem Englisch bin ich nicht alleine. Unser früherer Helmut Kohl konnte (angeblich) gar kein englisch und hat es dennoch zum Staatsmann geschafft

Ich versuche es immerhin englisch zu schreiben. Wenn mein englisch für Dich nicht genug ist dann lies es doch nicht :-(

LG
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Deine English is schon gut genug. Der wo was gesagt hat ist echt ein afe mit keine gehirn.

He's so full of himself, he is shitting himself.

LOL

ahhh, he's sooo proud of himself his arm is sore from patting himself on the back. so ein depp.. :D
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Also wenn ich mir hier einige Posts von deutschen Usern anschaue, fass ich mir doch an Kopf..wie alt seit ihr denn? 14? Zumindest lesen sich die meisten Beiträge so. Einfach nur peinlich dieser Thread!
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Also wenn ich mir hier einige Posts von deutschen Usern anschaue, fass ich mir doch an Kopf..wie alt seit ihr denn? 14?
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Das bist du vielleicht!
Die Währungsreform wird kommen! Das ist keine Spinnerei und auch keine Verschwörungstheorie.
Der Euro wird nie und nimmer für ewig bleiben!!!!
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