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Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 04:54 AM
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U.S. business magazine Forbes reported that Dr Bittner used the 'lipofuel' to power both his Ford Explorer and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961649


This is a crock of shit.

The Ford Explorer or Lincoln Navigator never came with a Diesel Engine!!!!!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/12/2010 04:55 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
Solves two problems at a stroke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856301

Solve two problems with a four-stroke!
Joes Bar and Grill
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05/12/2010 04:59 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
He took down lipodiesel.com, and I cant find any reference to it, not even in the google cache or internet archive. However, [link to lipodiesel.org] is still up. He claims that religious nuts were threatening him about the original site.

Probably because he was using their fat. Bwahahahahaha.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 06:09 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
Ride a bike to work to burn calories? Naw. You can still trim that belly fat while making it to work nestled in the comfort of your SUV.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 06:14 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
About time they made use of useless fresh eater's...hope these were Mexican's!!!
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 06:26 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
Let me guess, he studied under Dr. Josef Mengele and interned at Auschwitz.

In the US he'll never tun out of fuel with all of these FATTIES!
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 07:37 AM
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If you're keen to establish your green credentials

There is no such thing what a fucking absurd load of rubbish
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 08:03 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
Is this the way out of the energy crisis? No need for offshore drilling if we can find enough fatties to suck dry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961649


There's more than enough of us in Fatmerika.

We're the Saudi Arabia of blubber.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 08:15 AM
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Soylent Green is People!
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 08:23 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
I can just see this develoing in Aboted Babies the New GREEN Fuel! and then old people and so on.

You know what lunatics the Global Warming crowd are. Anything is worth saving the planet...
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 09:20 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
Biodiesel conversion is quite easy. It would be v funny to see you fat americans driving along with lipo sucking probes converting your fat to fuel on-the-fly.
 Quoting: Munit 967913

I've been to Canada. You guys aren't so freakin svelte yourselves. You'd think you'd burn more calories due to the cold though, but nope, lots of fatties in the Great White North.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 09:25 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
There is an UNLIMITED supply from all of the fat,sloppy,scumbag American women(cows)........
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 09:50 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
gawd...that is so ....i don't even know what that is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 966765

It's disgusting. They can now find a way to not only keep people fat, but now they can merchandise their toxic cell poop.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 09:54 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
gawd...that is so ....i don't even know what that is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 966765

I think now the oil companies are going to have some huge competition, that gives them even more of a reason to depopulate the earth.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 10:12 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
U.S. business magazine Forbes reported that Dr Bittner used the 'lipofuel' to power both his Ford Explorer and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator.


This is a crock of shit.

The Ford Explorer or Lincoln Navigator never came with a Diesel Engine!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 953504

yeah it's bull shit.. and this doctor Frankenstein should be arrested.. that's illegal!
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 11:13 AM
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Keep getting Fat America, your more Green than anyone here
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 11:22 AM
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oh goody, new and creative ways to harvest humans. just what we need.

could a plastic surgeon named dr frankenstein ever get patients?
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 11:23 AM
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Keep getting Fat America, your more Green than anyone here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 847175

well, more gangrene than anyone, thats for sure.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 11:59 AM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
Um.....I remember Willie Nelsons car runs on oil collected from fast food joints. They say his car smelled like French Fries. I cannot imagine the stenk coming from human fat cells being burned, yacking right now!
nrg
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05/12/2010 12:10 PM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
Wow This is news, Could be the first time in history that someone has found a practical use for the carcass of a human.
Not sure that I am happy about it. Carry on.
Razrin

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05/12/2010 12:16 PM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
This is what we need to do to G. House & Duncan Kunz

Turn them both into BioDiesel.
Don't believe anything I say... I lie all the time.
bed
Netizen Ribbonmind

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05/12/2010 12:46 PM

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great disease spreader...
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

[link to www.livius.org]
LEGION, FOR THERE ARE MANY
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05/12/2010 01:10 PM
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Dang, considering all these fat ass inner city fems, known as the "spandex pants mommas".

Each one should be looked at as a walking nuclear power plant that can sustain a large metropolitan city for a year.

LEGION
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05/12/2010 01:29 PM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
Good idea they would only chuck the fat away otherwise to be incinerated.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 01:32 PM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
This is what we need to do to G. House & Duncan Kunz

Turn them both into BioDiesel.
 Quoting: Razrin

lilwayne is that you???
like your poem tho..:)
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 01:36 PM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
they ALREADY know how to make gas from sea algae, made it put it in a truck and drove it.. the government shut all research down..

islam will not gain power fast enough if the USA knows how to make fuel from other sources..
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05/12/2010 01:51 PM
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Thnder

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05/12/2010 02:22 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 847175

What's your point? Fat people are in Canada as well:
[link to www.ctv.ca]
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 02:28 PM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
I haven't read all the comments yet, but am I too late for a Tyler Durden reference?
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2010 03:12 PM
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Re: Plastic surgeon used human fat to make biodiesel for his car
its poetic
 Quoting: max 961231


It's Recycling! Should make the PC crowd very happy.

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