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The Bucolic Bacchanalian
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Hey I thought they had been calling the Gulf mostly a Dead Zone for years. I guess its for sure now.
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Hey I thought they had been calling the Gulf mostly a Dead Zone for years. I guess its for sure now.
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a very small portion of it was a dead zone a month ago

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The media has been calling it ice because it's crystalline and cold.


Time to go to Mars, Earth is on a run-away-train with methane, and will become the Siamese twin Venus has always dreamed of.

Methane Under the Sea

[link to science.howstuffworks.com] ...Scientists have found that the low temperature and extremely high water pressure at the sea floor traps methane in the form of methane hydrates (methane confined within ice crystals)

... Things are just starting to warm up, this isn't over for a long shot!

BP built the smaller dome after a much larger, four-story containment vessel designed to cap the larger of two leaks in the well developed glitches Saturday. Ice-like hydrate crystals formed when gas combined with water and blocked the top of the dome, making it buoyant.

The new device would keep most of the water out at the beginning of the capping process and would allow engineers to pump in methanol to keep the hydrates from forming, said Doug Suttles, BP's chief operating officer for exploration and production. Methanol is a simple alcohol that can be used as an antifreeze.

Sure you are not on Mars already?....400%.....
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The media has been calling it ice because it's crystalline and cold.



Methane gas doesn't freeze. Its like saying you can freeze air (another form of gas), ha,ha,ha!

Water at that depth couldn't freeze anything or it would freeze itself.


GOD, PLEASE DON'T LET ME FRY WITH THESE IDIOTS!!!


hf

hf



Go play with "dry ice"...ha,ha,ha..... 350%




Which isn't methane!

Methane freezes at -296.5F

Factoids:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

... Things are just starting to warm up, this isn't over for a long shot!
 Quoting: KLB- 928489

Thanks friend. hf Things are warming up. Real hot.

BP and US authorities (Army) are going to blow up the seabed in the Gulf with a TWO-TON charge of TNT contained in the 125 ton steel structure.

That's why the first attempt was done with hast.

It was never meant to capture the oil and send it to shore.

Its there sitting next to well for a purpose.

Ice didn't build inside the structure, ice doesn't form at the bottom of any seabed.


-- Why is the Giant 125 ton steel structure still there?

-- Why haven't they lift it out of the ocean if it failed?

Because this will house the TWO-TON charge blast they are going to place at the bottom of the sea floor.


The first device is a huge containment chamber weighed 125 tons and measures 14 feet by 24 feet by 40 feet tall.

The second device called "top hat," is 5-foot-tall, 4-foot-diameter structure weighs less than two tons.

No operation goes from 125 tons to less then two.

The second device is the charge of TNT that goes over the WELL-hole and the Giant 125 ton steel structure goes over the Charge to contain the blast-site from exploding all-around and top pushing the explosion downwards collapsing the surrounding floor of the seabed onto itself and the 125 ton steel structure shutting up the hole for good. That's why the US army is there.

BP, US authorities, and oil starved billionaires are primitive. No imagination. No clue. What a mess they will make. We are doomed. The USA will get rocked with earthquakes produced by our own hands and most fools reading this will even mock the message.

bump hf
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The blowout preventer has been partially successful in sealing the well, but did not fully close when the rig exploded and sank.

THAT'S A CLASSIC FUCKING LINE. THAT'S LIKE SAYING THE TABLE SERVICE ON THE HINDENBURG WAS NEARLY FAULTLESS, BUT DESERT WAS NOT SERVED PROMPTLY.
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The best thing I have read in ages. Made my day that
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The media has been calling it ice because it's crystalline and cold.



Methane gas doesn't freeze. Its like saying you can freeze air (another form of gas), ha,ha,ha!

Water at that depth couldn't freeze anything or it would freeze itself.


GOD, PLEASE DON'T LET ME FRY WITH THESE IDIOTS!!!


hf

hf



Go play with "dry ice"...ha,ha,ha..... 350%




Which isn't methane!

Methane freezes at -296.5F

Factoids:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

... Things are just starting to warm up, this isn't over for a long shot!

Thanks friend. hf Things are warming up. Real hot.

BP and US authorities (Army) are going to blow up the seabed in the Gulf with a TWO-TON charge of TNT contained in the 125 ton steel structure.

That's why the first attempt was done with hast.

It was never meant to capture the oil and send it to shore.

Its there sitting next to well for a purpose.

Ice didn't build inside the structure, ice doesn't form at the bottom of any seabed.


-- Why is the Giant 125 ton steel structure still there?

-- Why haven't they lift it out of the ocean if it failed?

Because this will house the TWO-TON charge blast they are going to place at the bottom of the sea floor.


The first device is a huge containment chamber weighed 125 tons and measures 14 feet by 24 feet by 40 feet tall.

The second device called "top hat," is 5-foot-tall, 4-foot-diameter structure weighs less than two tons.

No operation goes from 125 tons to less then two.

The second device is the charge of TNT that goes over the WELL-hole and the Giant 125 ton steel structure goes over the Charge to contain the blast-site from exploding all-around and top pushing the explosion downwards collapsing the surrounding floor of the seabed onto itself and the 125 ton steel structure shutting up the hole for good. That's why the US army is there.

BP, US authorities, and oil starved billionaires are primitive. No imagination. No clue. What a mess they will make. We are doomed. The USA will get rocked with earthquakes produced by our own hands and most fools reading this will even mock the message.

bump hf
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Why do you know this?
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Why do you know this?
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Dude, I connected with GOD hf
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Why do you know this?

Dude, I connected with GOD hf
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you connected to these events, if I may ask?
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Dude, I connected with GOD hf


No really, why/how?
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Dude, I connected with GOD hf



you connected to these events, if I may ask?
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No, I'm just the messenger. hf
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05/12/2010 03:27 PM
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Contained and directed blast!......

Fuckin-A!!

Where the fuck were you weeks ago Canada?
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Dude, I connected with GOD hf


No really, why/how?
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Someone had to be. Call it destiny.

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Contained and directed blast!......

Fuckin-A!!

Where the fuck were you weeks ago Canada?
 Quoting: Hiram 935988

Posting on GLP how the beast (Europe) is going to nuke the harlot (USA) by 2012.

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Hiram
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I agree that all engineers on site know that any well can be shut-up right quick by collapsing the strata with and explosion.

I think they have been trying to figure out how to salvage the oil though before they do that.

Its their last resort.
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So we won't know the results until tomorrow?
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Everyone can connect with GOD

All you have to do is decide that you want to, and believe it.

Its that easy.

peace
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The only problem with the theory is that that larger containment dome doesn't really have the right shape...at least on the exterior for containing or directing a blast.

Perhaps the interior structure is quite different?
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The only problem with the theory is that that larger containment dome doesn't really have the right shape...at least on the exterior for containing or directing a blast.

Perhaps the interior structure is quite different?
 Quoting: Hiram 935988



Perhaps the dome shown on the news isn't the dome they used?
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The only problem with the theory is that that larger containment dome doesn't really have the right shape...at least on the exterior for containing or directing a blast.

Perhaps the interior structure is quite different?
 Quoting: Hiram 935988

Hiram, we are dealing with a bunch of primitive retards.

They are going to make a wonderful mess of things.

hf
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We really have no way of kowing what BP is doing in the Gulf do we?
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Its possible.

If it were me though...I would use a different explosive than TNT and alot more than 2 tons.

You don't want to half-ass something like this. Ask the Russians. Its got to be powerful and complete collapse of the surrounding strata.

Actually in all likelihood you would drill down and place a lateral blast in order to choke off the pipe, followed just after with a massive ordinance above to collapse the strata.
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BOOM BOOM! Just like that.
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We really have no way of kowing what BP is doing in the Gulf do we?
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Well...you can just make stuff up like "TNT guy"....or there is a fair amount of news coming out...but no...it's not like there are news crews in the war rooms there...

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So we won't know the results until tomorrow?
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That's what CNN said, it's down there but the pipes for warm water circulation and methanol injection need time to set up and test.

I think it will work, with some luck. If not, then Niki golf balls will be injected to plug it up:)
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So we won't know the results until tomorrow?




That's what CNN said, it's down there but the pipes for warm water circulation and methanol injection need time to set up and test.

I think it will work, with some luck. If not, then Niki golf balls will be injected to plug it up:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 960813

That will be happening anyway....this top hat thing does nothing to stop the leak....it just sucks up the results...so the golf shot will be coming....and it's risky...
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so, guys at BP:

Hows that 'containment S/M/L/XL/XXL dome' idea working out for ya?

Bwahahahahha!
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Well...you can just make stuff up like "TNT guy"....or there is a fair amount of news coming out...but no...it's not like there are news crews in the war rooms there...

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 Quoting: SHR

I don't make anything up.

I'm told what to say, and when to say it.

I am the messenger.

These are the last days.

The sixth seal is opened where there is a massive earthquake on Harlot territory (USA).

The Beast is gonna nuke our asses thereafter.

The Beast has given worship to SATAN for his power and throne to do so.

You better open your eyes.

peace
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Bible never said any of the seven heads on the beast were smart.

All they will probably do is blast a larger hole so instead of 13,000lbs pressure it will probably rise to 16,000.

And by the way, oil is 60deg. coming out of the ground. Freezing? I doubt it. Methane freezing? Doubt that too.

This entire disaster is shrouded with lies.
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wanna bet that the jet of oil shoots this new dome all asunder?
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So we won't know the results until tomorrow?




That's what CNN said, it's down there but the pipes for warm water circulation and methanol injection need time to set up and test.

I think it will work, with some luck. If not, then Niki golf balls will be injected to plug it up:)

That will be happening anyway....this top hat thing does nothing to stop the leak....it just sucks up the results...so the golf shot will be coming....and it's risky...
 Quoting: SHR


There are two leaks left, as far as I know, one major leak in the bent riser that the Top Hat will cover sending that oil to ships on the surface. The other leak is on top of the BOP. How can they inject "junk" into the BOP without cutting the riser off at the BOP?

If they contain 85% of the oil using the Top Hat until relief wells are completed why risk a junk shot?

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