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**BROKEN NEWS!**BP containment "Top Hat" Delayed, set back, failed, shit the bed...wtf eva

 
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BP top hat is "set back" a few days...

Plan to cap Gulf of Mexico oil leak with dome delayed

A new attempt by BP to control the main leak at the Gulf of Mexico oil well disaster site with a steel dome has been put back by a "few days".

Earlier, the British oil giant said it hoped the "top hat", which is now on the seabed, would be deployed by Thursday at the broken pipeline.

An attempt to use a larger containment dome failed on Sunday when it became clogged with ice and gas.

The well is spewing out some 5,000 barrels (210,000 gallons) of oil a day.

The "top hat" is meant to siphon oil into container ships but there is no guarantee that the plan will work, the BBC's Andy Gallacher reports.

The first of two relief wells being drilled is not expected to be ready for some three months.

Human hair

Emergency teams are using several methods in their attempts to deal with the oil at the surface.

Thousands of clean-up crews, soldiers and volunteers have all been deployed to keep the expanding oil slick from damaging the coastlines of four states.

Around 1.5m ft of floating booms are being used as part of the efforts to stop oil reaching the coast, Reuters reports.

A US charity is even making booms out of nylon tights, animal fur and human hair.

Hair donations have been sent from around the world to help make the special booms, which will be laid on beaches to soak up any oil that washes ashore.

Eleven people died when an explosion - thought to have occurred after a surge of methane gas from deep within the well - destroyed the Deepwater Horizon rig on 20 April.

Huge bill

The huge oil spill has so far cost BP - which is in charge of the clean-up operation - $450m (£300m).

The total bill could be as high as $20bn (£13.6bn), analysts say.

"Estimates run from between $3bn to $20bn. Certainly, there's the clean-up costs.

"And the associated lawsuits, which at this stage looks like it could be one of the largest class actions in US history", oil analyst Greg Smith of stock market research house Fat Prophets told the BBC.

"From our point of view, we would think somewhere mid-range - around the $10bn mark," he adds.

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]

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Yup, read this earlier. Just let her flow....
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What does the Monster Want to Die? Where's Jack Kevorchian when you want something dead?
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Has absolutely no doubt in my mind this wouldnt work

Either will the "junk shot"
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another do
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Yup, read this earlier. Just let her flow....
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Did you?....seemed like a brand new story?
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No reason given. Weird.
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Has absolutely no doubt in my mind this wouldnt work

Either will the "junk shot"
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It really can't "Not work" to some degree...but it won't do dick...it's just feel good crap and never could DO much of anything to confront the real problem...and we'd ALL better hope the top kill shots DO work...
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Yup, read this earlier. Just let her flow....

Did you?....seemed like a brand new story?
 Quoting: SHR


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is there any reason they cant just drop a 400 ton concrete slab on the blow hole?
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Damn, trying to wrap my head around 5,000 barrels a day...
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Has absolutely no doubt in my mind this wouldnt work

Either will the "junk shot"

It really can't "Not work" to some degree...but it won't do dick...it's just feel good crap and never could DO much of anything to confront the real problem...and we'd ALL better hope the top kill shots DO work...
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I agree totally...

If they dont kill this thing and kill it soon...

The absolute true potential is absolutely devastating and could trigger a ELE
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Hmmm, and some would want us to believe there is no doom. Sounds like doom to me.
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GLP EFFECT STRIKES AGAIN!

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Why BP may never plug the leak in the gulf
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According to the video shown on the news, the broken off pipe is lying on it's side on the bottom. The oil blows out sideways and then up to the surface.

Therefore any attempt to put a cover over it will result in the cover being blown off to the side. That's what really happened to the cement dome.

Short of using explosives, there's no other way to plug the leak.

If the explosives fail, consider the Gulf and the Atlantic Ocean gone.
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Common sense says if the big dome failed, why the fuck would they try a little one? I know, the ice blah blah blah.

Honestly, this is just a method to appease the masses and buy time for BP execs to flee.
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If they would quit trying to collect the oil and just stop it there might be a chance. They just keep trying to find a way to keep the well operating, and increase profits.
Doesn't anyone else see this?
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My idea.

Put the 100 ton box back over the hole and fill it with concrete and illegal mexicans.
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I think they know how to shut it off. But they don't want to. Think about what happens once the gulf coast is polluted:
1. No sea food - shell beds and shrimp ground shut down
2. No Tourism - who wants to sun on an oil soaked beach
3. No jobs - no fishing (sport or for a living), look at the
number of people that depend on fishing alone for jobs.
Not to mention jobs lost at hotels, resturants ect...
Just watch someone like Monsanto move in and say "hey we can farm the seafood - and with GM shrimp and shell fish that grow at 5 times the normal rate - here's how..."

I really think this was intentional
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is there any reason they cant just drop a 400 ton concrete slab on the blow hole?
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It isn't really like a "Blow hole" and really...the extreme pressures would just dig their way out real fast from under and around something like a big block dropped on it if there was.
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GLP EFFECT STRIKES AGAIN!

damned

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Why BP may never plug the leak in the gulf
Thread: Why BP may never plug the leak in the gulf

According to the video shown on the news, the broken off pipe is lying on it's side on the bottom. The oil blows out sideways and then up to the surface.

Therefore any attempt to put a cover over it will result in the cover being blown off to the side. That's what really happened to the cement dome.

Short of using explosives, there's no other way to plug the leak.

If the explosives fail, consider the Gulf and the Atlantic Ocean gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 711803
A heavy enough weight dropped down will crush the pipe and and if large enough will cover the leaking area..
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What don't you poor, sick phucks understand?

THERE IS NOTHING TO CAP, DOME, ASSHAT...NOTHING!

We're talking about an unbridled Oil Volcano!

PERIOD! THE END!

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Damn, trying to wrap my head around 5,000 barrels a day...
 Quoting: Sickscent

Think of it like a hose with a kink in it...

and what happens when if it gets "unkinked"....
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I saw the video today of oil spewing out of the pipe. How do you place a tophat with a square, flush bottom over a hundred foot pipe?
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I think they know how to shut it off. But they don't want to. Think about what happens once the gulf coast is polluted:
1. No sea food - shell beds and shrimp ground shut down
2. No Tourism - who wants to sun on an oil soaked beach
3. No jobs - no fishing (sport or for a living), look at the
number of people that depend on fishing alone for jobs.
Not to mention jobs lost at hotels, resturants ect...
Just watch someone like Monsanto move in and say "hey we can farm the seafood - and with GM shrimp and shell fish that grow at 5 times the normal rate - here's how..."

I really think this was intentional
 Quoting: Grendelmort


That really just makes absolutely no fucking sense...
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They probably read my email where I told them to teflon-coat the interior of the Tophat.
I also told them to leave it open-topped so that it could be placed with resistance from the flow.

I then told them to lower a flexible teflon coated pipe at least twice the diameter onto the open-topped sleeve and have the ROV lock it in place.

The teflon prevents ice sticking and the pipe could be stepped down at the surface.

Maybe they will send me a million or so for helping out.
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I think they know how to shut it off. But they don't want to. Think about what happens once the gulf coast is polluted:
1. No sea food - shell beds and shrimp ground shut down
2. No Tourism - who wants to sun on an oil soaked beach
3. No jobs - no fishing (sport or for a living), look at the
number of people that depend on fishing alone for jobs.
Not to mention jobs lost at hotels, resturants ect...
Just watch someone like Monsanto move in and say "hey we can farm the seafood - and with GM shrimp and shell fish that grow at 5 times the normal rate - here's how..."

I really think this was intentional
 Quoting: Grendelmort


Why the hell would the elite hurt themselves??

Do you realize what a large release of methane gas could do?

Lets just say dont light a match..

Or you better hope lightning doesnt hit if it builds up in our atmosphere...
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It isn't really like a "Blow hole" and really...the extreme pressures would just dig their way out real fast from under and around something like a big block dropped on it if there was.
 Quoting: SHR
so the only recourse is to redirect it and capture it? Chief, you and i both know that if thats the case and they cant pull it off , we are terminally fucked.. GAME OVER..
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What a surprise!

/sarcasm

They're gonna let this go too far.
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Damn, trying to wrap my head around 5,000 barrels a day...

Think of it like a hose with a kink in it...

and what happens when if it gets "unkinked"....
 Quoting: SHR


Yeah, I gotcha on that...Its just the amount is fucking incredible. Whenever I look at this disaster, I think to myself, what have we fucking done...?