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**BROKEN NEWS!**BP containment "Top Hat" Delayed, set back, failed, shit the bed...wtf eva

 
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My idea.

Put the 100 ton box back over the hole and fill it with concrete and illegal mexicans.
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Damn, trying to wrap my head around 5,000 barrels a day...
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This is far, FAR more than 5000 barrels a day

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Why BP may never plug the leak in the gulf
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According to the video shown on the news, the broken off pipe is lying on it's side on the bottom. The oil blows out sideways and then up to the surface.

Therefore any attempt to put a cover over it will result in the cover being blown off to the side. That's what really happened to the cement dome.

Short of using explosives, there's no other way to plug the leak.

If the explosives fail, consider the Gulf and the Atlantic Ocean gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 711803

They aren't trying to cover, cap it, stop it or anything like that with these "Domes"...all these do is suck up the oils after it blows out...it's ALL these things CAN do...

and so far they aren't even doing that...

These things are an exercise to appease the public...nothing more...they do not, can not and never were meant to address the real problem.
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I haven't been following this too much...too fucking depressing...but wasn't this one of the biggest resevoirs they ever found?
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Common sense says if the big dome failed, why the fuck would they try a little one? I know, the ice blah blah blah.

Honestly, this is just a method to appease the masses and buy time for BP execs to flee.
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The people at BP are fucking MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If they would quit trying to collect the oil and just stop it there might be a chance. They just keep trying to find a way to keep the well operating, and increase profits.
Doesn't anyone else see this?
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The know better than to try and keep this well..trust me they are dying to "KILL" it......BP will treat the entire miss block as if it were radioactive, they will never come back to it ever...
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That really just makes absolutely no fucking sense...
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Oh no ? Just look at what they have done with GM food crops.
Now they can "test" in the lab all they want, but until they can prove it works in the real world, it's only expermental.
You don't have to believe me or even agree with me - just research Monsanto and who is on the board of directors and who is tied to the US gov't. Look at how much research money is funneled their way - by taxpayer money. Monsanto is as big (if not bigger) than Halliburton !
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so the only recourse is to redirect it and capture it? Chief, you and i both know that if thats the case and they cant pull it off , we are terminally fucked.. GAME OVER..
 Quoting: Trench

I live about 25 miles inland from the Gulf, and I'm about to shit my pants. We are FUBAR if they don't get this thing contained.
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If they would quit trying to collect the oil and just stop it there might be a chance. They just keep trying to find a way to keep the well operating, and increase profits.
Doesn't anyone else see this?

The know better than to try and keep this well..trust me they are dying to "KILL" it......BP will treat the entire miss block as if it were radioactive, they will never come back to it ever...
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No shit. The public relations department at BP is HELL for those working in that dept.
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GLP EFFECT STRIKES AGAIN!

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Why BP may never plug the leak in the gulf
Thread: Why BP may never plug the leak in the gulf

According to the video shown on the news, the broken off pipe is lying on it's side on the bottom. The oil blows out sideways and then up to the surface.

Therefore any attempt to put a cover over it will result in the cover being blown off to the side. That's what really happened to the cement dome.

Short of using explosives, there's no other way to plug the leak.

If the explosives fail, consider the Gulf and the Atlantic Ocean gone.

They aren't trying to cover, cap it, stop it or anything like that with these "Domes"...all these do is suck up the oils after it blows out...it's ALL these things CAN do...

and so far they aren't even doing that...

These things are an exercise to appease the public...nothing more...they do not, can not and never were meant to address the real problem.
 Quoting: SHR

Unlike the rest of the phuckwads spewing insane nonsense; SHR has finally got it figured out.
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That really just makes absolutely no fucking sense...


Oh no ? Just look at what they have done with GM food crops.
Now they can "test" in the lab all they want, but until they can prove it works in the real world, it's only expermental.
You don't have to believe me or even agree with me - just research Monsanto and who is on the board of directors and who is tied to the US gov't. Look at how much research money is funneled their way - by taxpayer money. Monsanto is as big (if not bigger) than Halliburton !
 Quoting: Grendelmort


That really just makes absolutely no fucking sense...
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I bet with all the methane bubbles its not even safe at all for them to even be anywhere over it.

My ideas is:

Take a heavy piece of alloy or rock and sharpen it at the point. Kind of like a wide plumb-bob. Attach wide fins with propellers to it which will be attached by leads to ships used to lower it in a coordinated effort. It will lodge itself in the hole. That's if it was a hole on the bottom.

But because its a pipe on its side maybe a giant slab will work better. A slab of something really heavy. take into account the contour of the bottom it will be resting on. Use guidelines from several ships-or propellers to steer it down, but let its weight guide it.
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I haven't been following this too much...too fucking depressing...but wasn't this one of the biggest resevoirs they ever found?
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Tiber oilfield

Country: United States
Region: Gulf of Mexico
Location: Keathley Canyon
Block(s): 102
Offshore/onshore: Offshore
Coordinates: 26.878 N 93.268 W (26°52'42" N 93°16'6" W)[1]
Operator: BP
Partners: BP 62%, Petrobras 20%, ConocoPhillips 18%
Oil field location is located in Texas
Oil field location
Field history
Discovery: 2009
Production
Estimated oil in place: 4,000 million barrels (~5.5×10^8 t)
Producing formations: Lower Tertiary

The Tiber oilfield is a deepwater offshore oilfield in the Gulf of Mexico, discovered by BP in September 2009. Described as a "giant" find,[2] it is estimated to contain 4 to 6 billion barrels (640×10^6 to 950×10^6 m3) of oil in place[3], although BP states it is too early to be sure of the size[2] - a "huge" field is usually considered to contain 250 million barrels (40×10^6 m3). It required the drilling of a 10,685-metre (35,056 ft) deep well under 1,260 metres (4,130 ft) of water,[4] making it one of the deepest wells drilled at the time of discovery[4] (the drilling rig's owner states "the deepest ever".[5])
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so the only recourse is to redirect it and capture it? Chief, you and i both know that if thats the case and they cant pull it off , we are terminally fucked.. GAME OVER..

I live about 25 miles inland from the Gulf, and I'm about to shit my pants. We are FUBAR if they don't get this thing contained.
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so the only recourse is to redirect it and capture it? Chief, you and i both know that if thats the case and they cant pull it off , we are terminally fucked.. GAME OVER..

I live about 25 miles inland from the Gulf, and I'm about to shit my pants. We are FUBAR if they don't get this thing contained.
 Quoting: Evil Twin



So Do I

The seafood and beach damage are going to be for years!

I want my wild caught gulf shrimp!
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I live about 25 miles inland from the Gulf, and I'm about to shit my pants. We are FUBAR if they don't get this thing contained.
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i hear ya bro, i'm really concerned about this because its fits the perfect bill for killing ourselves off with nothing or anyone to blame but ourselves..
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so the only recourse is to redirect it and capture it? Chief, you and i both know that if thats the case and they cant pull it off , we are terminally fucked.. GAME OVER..

I live about 25 miles inland from the Gulf, and I'm about to shit my pants. We are FUBAR if they don't get this thing contained.
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i think we all are no matter how far from the coast if they don't get it stopped
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so the only recourse is to redirect it and capture it? Chief, you and i both know that if thats the case and they cant pull it off , we are terminally fucked.. GAME OVER..

I live about 25 miles inland from the Gulf, and I'm about to shit my pants. We are FUBAR if they don't get this thing contained.
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I'm about 30 minutes away from South Padre Island. Any word on when it's suppose to reach Texas, or has it already?
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GLP EFFECT STRIKES AGAIN!

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Why BP may never plug the leak in the gulf
Thread: Why BP may never plug the leak in the gulf

According to the video shown on the news, the broken off pipe is lying on it's side on the bottom. The oil blows out sideways and then up to the surface.

Therefore any attempt to put a cover over it will result in the cover being blown off to the side. That's what really happened to the cement dome.

Short of using explosives, there's no other way to plug the leak.

If the explosives fail, consider the Gulf and the Atlantic Ocean gone.

They aren't trying to cover, cap it, stop it or anything like that with these "Domes"...all these do is suck up the oils after it blows out...it's ALL these things CAN do...

and so far they aren't even doing that...

These things are an exercise to appease the public...nothing more...they do not, can not and never were meant to address the real problem.

Unlike the rest of the phuckwads spewing insane nonsense; SHR has finally got it figured out.
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I've said that from the beginning...and I know wtf is going on subsea and I know the potential too...

People do not understand the situation....and I cannot impress how bad the potential is...and really just how grave this whole situation is....

But it's fuckin GRAVE....desperate and every really bad adjective there is....

There are few shots left to take that will be worth fuckall AT ALL...and each one has more risk then the one behind it....
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so the only recourse is to redirect it and capture it? Chief, you and i both know that if thats the case and they cant pull it off , we are terminally fucked.. GAME OVER..

I live about 25 miles inland from the Gulf, and I'm about to shit my pants. We are FUBAR if they don't get this thing contained.
 Quoting: Evil Twin


I just love how the mayor (or whoever he is) of Gulfport is yelling at the media for fear-mongering.
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Damn, trying to wrap my head around 5,000 barrels a day...


This is far, FAR more than 5000 barrels a day


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I strongly believe that this footage is of a singular pipe leak, and is not featuring the main leak.
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Shit the bed and you won't have to look for your adult diapers. What the hell. Might as well vomit with fear in bed while we're at it.
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*raises hand...

I have a question. Why aren't there shut off security measures in place for something that has the potential to lose more money than most countries on Earth, and at the SAME TIME being a huge geological disaster?


Does this just make too much sense?
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A pipe within a pipe in the plans:

"A company spokesman says BP hopes to start moving the 6-inc tube into the leaking 21-inch pipe--known as the riser--tonight. The smaller tube will be surrounded by a stopper to keep oil from leaking into the sea."

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I live about 25 miles inland from the Gulf, and I'm about to shit my pants. We are FUBAR if they don't get this thing contained.
i hear ya bro, i'm really concerned about this because its fits the perfect bill for killing ourselves off with nothing or anyone to blame but ourselves..
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[link to www.usatoday.com]
Lack of boom to contain oil spill worries Mississippi Delta
By Dan Reed, USA TODAY

Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser says there's not enough oil boom in the world to adequately protect his ecologically diverse and fragile jurisdiction at the mouth of the Mississippi River from the oil spill.

He's probably right.

The massive Mississippi Delta — consisting of bayous, estuaries, saltwater lakes, bays and barrier islands — has hundreds of miles of shoreline. Yet there's only about 100 miles of boom on hand to protect the entire Gulf Coast from oil leaking from the well site where the Deepwater Horizon exploded April 20.

Boom is a ribbon of PVC fabric attached to flotation foam. When anchored to the ocean bottom in chains off the coast, it acts like a curtain — blocking oil from reaching shore.

Even counting the miles of existing boom being sent to the region from around the world, and the miles of new boom being produced each day by a handful of manufacturers, it will be weeks before the Gulf Coast region has enough boom to provide the full protection local leaders say they need now.

The target zone for the oil spill is about 500 miles wide, as the crow flies, from East Texas to Panama City, Fla. But because of the gnarly Gulf coastline, the region could use as much as 2,000 miles of boom to lay the double layer of protection that officials such as Nungesser want.

"This is not a high-volume business in the sense that we're consistently making product the way GM and Ford would," says Omid Javadi, project manager at Vancouver-based Versatech, one of a handful of North American companies that make marine containment booms. "Typically we build to order," Javadi says. But this time, "People are buying as fast as we can make it."

Versatech has added a second shift and is installing new machinery to increase its output. It's also gearing up for a third shift to meet the urgent demand.

Still, businesses can't respond fast enough to soothe concerns of local officials worried about what the oil will do once hurricane season arrives next month.

Local, state and federal officials along the Gulf Coast now are looking at alternatives for protecting the land. One idea is to use dredges to build an 80-mile-long barrier island off Plaquemines Parish to protect the Mississippi River Delta. Boom then could be concentrated at the mouth of the river and at bays. Nungesser says the plan would cost $250 million and, if approved, would have to be paid for by British Petroleum. Dredging likely couldn't begin for 10 days.

In Lafourche Parish, spokesman Brennan Matherne says the National Guard is using sandbags to close gaps in the area's natural barrier islands. "It's a whole lot easier to clean up the oil once it gets into the sand on an island than it is to clean up our marshes."
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So what happens during a hurricane in that area?
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Damn, trying to wrap my head around 5,000 barrels a day...


This is far, FAR more than 5000 barrels a day





I strongly believe that this footage is of a singular pipe leak, and is not featuring the main leak.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 969671


If thats not the main leak, I am really shitting my pants..

I think this is one of the other leaks

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So what happens during a hurricane in that area?
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Hope it doesnt ignite a methane fireball...

And they dont really know what effect a hurricane will have on it...
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So what happens during a hurricane in that area?
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