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Bomb Designer, Mars Expert Sent by Obama to Fix Oil Spill

 
FatalWishes

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why blame obama when the fault is obviously in the hands of BP, Haliburton and transocean, are you guys really that stupid?
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No, but if Katrina was Bush's fault then this is Obama's fault.

Obama doesn't like white people.
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
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... surprising how much of that "oil" spill evaporates! ...
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So now we're at the point in the movie when things aren't gonig well for our hero.
The government goon squads showed up to police the area earlier and give our hero a chance.
But now he has failed and is asking for more time.
All of our technology has failed us!
But the government egg heads are now on the case.

Then we cut to a clip of the oil still seaping out of the whole in the earth MORE THAN 1 MILE BELOW THE SERVICE duh duh duuuuuh!


As we speak tables are being pulled together and assistants are running up and down dim lit hallways gathering figures and data.
Zany ideas are flying off the table and out of the room for real world feasibility analysis!

Will the egg heads come up with a plan in time?
Will our hero succeed in saving us all?
Or has certian doom found us again?
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Gee its only been almost a month.

WTF took them so long?
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The Brits want to destroy America. This spill should be a big help.
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Looking at the vids of the leak it appears as if they would be well advised to insert a self tapping bung into what is left of the pipe. If they made it with valves in the end that can be closes after it has been fitted the pressure shouldn't become a problem.
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Well now that would be a great idea, i'm sure they never thought of it!

Do ANY of you people realize you CANNOT do stinking tool work next to leaking methane.

Many of the common fixes that most of you think of are sound in your mind only due to the fact you have no knowledge of facts.

I for one am glad INTELLIGENT SCIENTIST are the ones looking at fixes and not you.

If the highly pressurized methane ignites we are screwed because it probably wouldn't remain a blowout fire. In other words big freakin boom.

The option they may be considering is a blast that will seal it without igniting it.

So lets recap... Not able to work on the pipe or big boom. Can't seal it with a bottle top cause it freezes over too quickly. If we can't touch it due to volitility what other options would we have?

Why do you think they tried a concrete topper? Lowering someting steel creates static electricity through vibration in cables and such... big problem.

Perhaps a think tank instead of statements of ideas that couldn't work is a good idea!
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I hope they come up with something that works.
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Obama signed a waiver of regulations for his campaign contributor BP. BP has contributed more to Obama than to any other political candidate and there has even been a thread to that effect here.

And this happened April 20, almost a month ago. Meanwhile, Obama hasn't done shit to stop this.

His FEMA/DHS didn't even have one fire boom located on the Gulf! That's considered one of the first lines of defense in the case of such disasters but not even an option here because of no fire booms!

So I have to ask why the big delay in doing anything until now?

Guess this is supposed to really teach us a lesson about off-shore drilling, huh? Next time we will listen when Dear Leader tells us something is not good, right?

All so convenient! Guess now Dear Leader will just be forced to nationalize the oil industry as he already has so many others from banking to healthcare.

Of course, Dear Leader only does these things with our best interest at heart and not out of unbridled greed and lust for power and control of every aspect of this economy.

How anyone can continue to support this corrupt administration is just beyond me.
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why blame obama when the fault is obviously in the hands of BP, Haliburton and transocean, are you guys really that stupid?



No, but if Katrina was Bush's fault then this is Obama's fault.

Obama doesn't like white people.
 Quoting: FatalWishes



Especially in Red States. Only states that support Obama get help. Free cash to MI and not even flood relief for TN and now he'll teach all those Gulf states that didn't vote for him a big lesson, huh?
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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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i want to know when we started mining mars? am i the only one that read the statement?
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I saw that too. That is an odd accomplishment for one of the scientist to have under his belt.......
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Looking at the vids of the leak it appears as if they would be well advised to insert a self tapping bung into what is left of the pipe. If they made it with valves in the end that can be closes after it has been fitted the pressure shouldn't become a problem.



Well now that would be a great idea, i'm sure they never thought of it!

Do ANY of you people realize you CANNOT do stinking tool work next to leaking methane.

Many of the common fixes that most of you think of are sound in your mind only due to the fact you have no knowledge of facts.

I for one am glad INTELLIGENT SCIENTIST are the ones looking at fixes and not you.

If the highly pressurized methane ignites we are screwed because it probably wouldn't remain a blowout fire. In other words big freakin boom.

The option they may be considering is a blast that will seal it without igniting it.

So lets recap... Not able to work on the pipe or big boom. Can't seal it with a bottle top cause it freezes over too quickly. If we can't touch it due to volitility what other options would we have?

Why do you think they tried a concrete topper? Lowering someting steel creates static electricity through vibration in cables and such... big problem.

Perhaps a think tank instead of statements of ideas that couldn't work is a good idea!
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No one mentioned steel on steel.
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Re: Bomb Designer, Mars Expert Sent by Obama to Fix Oil Spill
why blame obama when the fault is obviously in the hands of BP, Haliburton and transocean, are you guys really that stupid?



No, but if Katrina was Bush's fault then this is Obama's fault.

Obama doesn't like white people.



Especially in Red States. Only states that support Obama get help. Free cash to MI and not even flood relief for TN and now he'll teach all those Gulf states that didn't vote for him a big lesson, huh?
 Quoting: Bluebird



My thoughts exactly.....

Over 1 billion in damage to Nashville and the surrounding areas...this was as bad if not worse than New Orleans.

Yet.....nothing. I guess they figure all the country stars can foot the bill.

Taylor Swift pledged 500K. Bless her heart.
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
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SOO now we are going to drill holes in Mars and destroy another planet!!

We are such a dumb species for letting these assholes rules us for so long!
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Here is a clue. All those scientists probably have a high security clearance.

A-bomb developement, Mars mining, precision biological technologies...all need some form of security clearance in one way or another.

Tells us the spill is REAL BAD and also says the attempts to stop the oil well is going into classified technologies.
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Yet this "EXTRA INTELLIGENT SCIENTISTS" wont be able to come up with what hard workers in the USA already know.

Put a few farmers under water, they'll get shit done, I guarantee.

Put some "extra intelligent scientists" down there and they'll be like "meeh, waahh take the meeh cosign of mehhh n tanget waah meeh" and stupid shit like that.

I bet I could have sealed it already. FFS
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You're right, send the idiots from GLP to fix it... that'll do the trick
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The Brits want to destroy America. This spill should be a big help.
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you people have got to be mentally ill
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Isn't it about time that Obama DID something?


Like what? Stick his head in the leak?

It's a big pipe. Michelle's ass would better plug it.
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hahahah, nice, first laugh of the day.

Kirsty Alleys arse would block a pipe or two, Actually The whole of Weight Watchers Alumini 2010 could be fed to the Abyss.
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why blame obama when the fault is obviously in the hands of BP, Haliburton and transocean, are you guys really that stupid?



Obama just gave a press conference and had pretty harsh words for all of the above...and for 10 years of Federal Govt. policy that allowed for drilling without permits.

So, he is bringing in big guns outside of big oil.

GOOD.
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Really hope it isn't too little too late.
If Obama had any idea of the low intelligence within the oil industry he would have does this on April 23rd.
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I have just heard a very good comment on a German radio station (Deutschlandfunk) critizising BP and the US government. They don't do anything and are still hiding the facts.

Why hasn't the Government interfered after it was very obvious that BP is unable to fix the problem?
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bump
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NOW he doesn't have confidence?

This things been spewing for how long now?

Barry is panicking because this thing is throwing him off his timetable for collapsing and breaking apart the US. And he can't have this thing still going through the summer ... elections coming up and all.

Wouldn't look good for him and his commie pals.

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I have just heard a very good comment on a German radio station (Deutschlandfunk) critizising BP and the US government. They don't do anything and are still hiding the facts.

Why hasn't the Government interfered after it was very obvious that BP is unable to fix the problem?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 970211

a couple of possible answers:

tptb are absolute maniacs with an agenda to turn the Gulf of Mexico into a dead zone, thereby fully approved for any/all future drilling.

tptb dropped the ball and under estimated the enormity of the situation.

I totally agree, the lack of tptb running roughshod over BP after the first week of their OBVIOUS INCOMPETENCE is completely unacceptable.
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Looking at the vids of the leak it appears as if they would be well advised to insert a self tapping bung into what is left of the pipe. If they made it with valves in the end that can be closes after it has been fitted the pressure shouldn't become a problem.



Well now that would be a great idea, i'm sure they never thought of it!

Do ANY of you people realize you CANNOT do stinking tool work next to leaking methane.

Many of the common fixes that most of you think of are sound in your mind only due to the fact you have no knowledge of facts.

I for one am glad INTELLIGENT SCIENTIST are the ones looking at fixes and not you.

If the highly pressurized methane ignites we are screwed because it probably wouldn't remain a blowout fire. In other words big freakin boom.

The option they may be considering is a blast that will seal it without igniting it.

So lets recap... Not able to work on the pipe or big boom. Can't seal it with a bottle top cause it freezes over too quickly. If we can't touch it due to volitility what other options would we have?

Why do you think they tried a concrete topper? Lowering someting steel creates static electricity through vibration in cables and such... big problem.

Perhaps a think tank instead of statements of ideas that couldn't work is a good idea!


No one mentioned steel on steel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 969734



Big problem, they never got it close!
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... surprising how much of that "oil" spill evaporates! ...
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So the tax payers are footing the bill to pay these "Scientists" Glad we could pitch in Obama, Who would have thought of Change meaning "Change for a dollar"
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We all know this will end with a controlled nuclear explosion, like the Russians did many time in the past to control such catastrophic event.

Why the drama?

whatever
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We all know this will end with a controlled nuclear explosion, like the Russians did many time in the past to control such catastrophic event.
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Makes sense. The only problem though is the wells proximity to land and the bomb would need to be on the seafloor or atleast close enough.

I wonder what the minimum size nuclear bomb would be needed.

Since the bomb would be on the floor, the shockwave will carry a tsunami to the shorelines, easily. In fact, there will be a double shockwave ripping through the water. One from the bomb and the other being a seafloor reflection.

The massive displacement of water will definately create a tsunami. No doubts.

We all know nukes were detonated in the Pacific but that was far from the seafloor so the wave created could dissipate before reaching shore. A much different situation for the Gulf.

Plus the well head is in a valley of sorts.

In fact, I wonder if they could cause a large landslide to roll on top of the well head(s). Though, that too would create a massive tsunami.

Either way, I think the Gulf Coasts are going to be hit hard. Think of it this way, if you had a choice... The Worlds Oceans or the Gulf Shores.

Doom for sure!
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A scientist involved in the first H-Bomb.

That says A LOT! They are going to nuke it.

Think about it, that scientist is capable of engineering a 'special' hydrogen bomb.
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A scientist involved in the first H-Bomb.

That says A LOT! They are going to nuke it.

Think about it, that scientist is capable of engineering a 'special' hydrogen bomb.
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