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PIN THIS!!!! BP IS NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FROM THE PUBLIC!!!!

 
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05/15/2010 09:35 PM
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put a heavy duty balloon at the opening and inflate into the pipe. should be enough pressure there to keep it in place. problem solved
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05/15/2010 09:42 PM
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i been to BP meetings all day..let me rephrase.. went all over almost all day trying to get there. and I did one...

The 'commoners' don't understand what has happened.

Any how... i don't meet many 'strangers' and i told my new strangers friend i was going to ask were if they going to NUKE the site...lol (nervous laugh)
And that's what most of them did..laugh.. until i told them who (group's background) 0bama sent down here and how Russia handle there drilling problems.

PB still refers to this as something a kin to an 'oil spill'
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LOL you wanna rephrase that????
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05/15/2010 09:45 PM
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Earth Dam

Large concrete blocks, then smaller blocks, then smaller blocks, then rocks, then gravel, then sand.

Or a few sucker ships with hoses..
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05/15/2010 09:48 PM
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I made mine :)
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05/15/2010 09:49 PM
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i been to BP meetings all day..let me rephrase.. went all over almost all day trying to get there. and I did one...

The 'commoners' don't understand what has happened.

Any how... i don't meet many 'strangers' and i told my new strangers friend i was going to ask were if they going to NUKE the site...lol (nervous laugh)
And that's what most of them did..laugh.. until i told them who (group's background) 0bama sent down here and how Russia handle there drilling problems.

PB still refers to this as something a kin to an 'oil spill'

LOL you wanna rephrase that????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 971805



which part? Oh the commoners? NO i'm one of them, always have been, always will be, more enlighten about certain things, in my mind anyhow...:) but other than that i'm as common as you..:)
it's not an insult.. i just mean, most common folk don't have a clue, they are not 'aware' Of certain things that are going on, happening around them.. like signs of the times.
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05/15/2010 09:51 PM
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this might work
they need a clamp pipe where the robots can clamp a pipe
that has a hinged cap after the pipe has been clamped securley with the robot then shut the hinge with the robots
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05/15/2010 09:52 PM
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Earth Dam

Large concrete blocks, then smaller blocks, then smaller blocks, then rocks, then gravel, then sand.

Or a few sucker ships with hoses..
 Quoting: roach 971570

the pressure will shoot it right back up, i think that's the problem. and they can't get to the oil if all that stuffs on top of it.
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05/15/2010 09:54 PM
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What I find absolutely mind-boggling is the fact that no one ever even CONSULTED virtually ANY Disaster Plan Book,

since the First And ForeMOST thang you do is to CONTAIN the damage.

I was an Over-The-Road truck driver for many years, and THAT is how you handle a catastrophe:

Contain, first;

THEN Neutralize.

Perhaps THAT's it ~ BP doesn't want anyone to notice that they have YET to Contain the mess,

so distracting everyone with an invitation for suggestions is just Good Public Relations.

And here's the Kicker: If all of the time and energy we've spent posting ABOUT this had been used to Contain it?

We wouldn't be having this convo.

This place kind-of-ly SUX.
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05/15/2010 09:56 PM
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Suggestion: Fire the VP's of BP as a necessary and important first step.
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05/15/2010 10:05 PM
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If BP is taking suggestions, then why have they and the US gov't both not repsonded to this man:

VERY VIABLE way to clean up the oil spill - BP & gov't NOT responding to this man- MODS PIN THIS!

Thread: VERY VIABLE way to clean up the oil spill - BP & gov't NOT responding to this man- MODS PIN THIS!

That is NON TOXIC and be applied RIGHT NOW.
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05/15/2010 10:28 PM
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public transportation...

design the busses to be able to hold groceries, have shopping cart holders at the bus stops..



Ban big malls, finance mom and pop business across the country at every street. No need for grocery buses.
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ayea aye captain.


and community gardens!

i like your style.

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05/15/2010 10:33 PM
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Under water hardening cement

JB weld has a puddy that hardens to rock hard under water. But it would have to be mixed and placed fast because it hardens after 2 mins. It can be used to steal water leaks, but maybe the pressure is too high.
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05/15/2010 10:35 PM
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BP has access to every university, private think-tank, and government on the face of the earth.

They also have megabucks to feed specialists/scientist/engineers of the very highest caliber.

Any appeal to the general public for their assistance with ideas is "throwing the dog a bone" to finesse the public into feeling a part of this disaster, into shared-guilt, nothing more.

Think about it.


I already have.

These people are evil mofos.

BP could say 'anything' about the suggestions received....how would we even know? They could say the vast majority of the "public" suggested us to...NUKE it !!!

Then, when that causes the biggest disaster ever, BP will just say that it is the fault of John Q. Public and their 'suggestion'.

See how that works?

I do indeed, and I'm glad you do to. Now we've got to get the others to see it.

Lotta subtle kumbaya share-the-guilt-with-BP subtleties running around GLP today, have you noticed?


From Page One of this thread:

I agree with you AC. Maybe GLP'ers can organize global mass protests to the news agencies and politicians and maybe gather en-mass for protests in front of all the BP gas/petrol stations to inform the public. NO NUCLEAR OPTION!!!!!!!!!!

How does next Saturday work for everyone?? If they haven't deployed the nukes by then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959415

What's really amazing is that as an AC I fucking posted that "BP has a suggestion box" 14 hours before you did. Asked for a pin and there was links posted in it etc.., and no pin. Your ass comes on like you were the first on the scene and get a pin. Maybe the info was vital maybe not. But GLP got deprived of it being more viewable because it wasn't pinned. Only reason could be because of an AC posting.
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05/15/2010 10:44 PM
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It seems to me that if they just wanted to stop the leak they could have easily. The issue is that they are actually trying to save the oil down there -- and the government is in on it. They are risking the environment for the sake of the damn oil at the bottom.
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We are going to need help with this one.
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I suggest that all the BP executives shoot themselves in the head, and then we can stuff their corpses into the leaky pipe along with the golf balls, rags, and used tampons.
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Earth Dam

Large concrete blocks, then smaller blocks, then smaller blocks, then rocks, then gravel, then sand.

Or a few sucker ships with hoses..
 Quoting: roach 971570

bump
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It seems to me that if they just wanted to stop the leak they could have easily. The issue is that they are actually trying to save the oil down there -- and the government is in on it. They are risking the environment for the sake of the damn oil at the bottom.
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Good call, poster!
This place kind-of-ly SUX.
Kat Mama

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Well, if anyone can solve this situation it would most likely be a regular John and Jane Q. Public. The fat cats at BP are too money driven to care enough to solve anything.
CONDEMNATION without INVESTIGATION is the HIGHEST form of IGNORANCE
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05/15/2010 10:55 PM
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i cant send mine in but heres mine 1000tons of high yeild explosives and blow that hole in on its self all you would need is a robot to get down there with the package
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well they just admitted we are in deep doo doo if they are asking the public for advice on what to do.

Yup. Get out your adult diapers and prepare to vomit with fear.
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05/15/2010 11:11 PM
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BP is desperate and open to suggestions from the public! Now is your chance to help with this catastrophe.

Click on the link and look on the right side for the SUGGESTIONS LINK.

[link to www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com]
 Quoting: ApostleCitizen


I came up with an idea, posted a thread here at GLP... Thread: Ideas on how to control the GOM oil leak!

I sent an email to an environmental representative for FOX News, I even sent an email to the black house.

An engineer friend of mine thinks it's a great idea, it's cheap, light weight, inflatable, and prevents the oil from displacing vertically due to ocean currents.

BP is asking for help?... As much as I want to tell them to suck it, I can't help but think about what is going to be affected by this if it can't be stopped.

Well,... here it is BP. I offer my help to you, even though I shun your operations!
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05/15/2010 11:13 PM
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Earth Dam

Large concrete blocks, then smaller blocks, then smaller blocks, then rocks, then gravel, then sand.

Or a few sucker ships with hoses..

bump
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then drop a giant pipe tank around it?
ApostleCitizen (OP)

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05/15/2010 11:22 PM
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What's really amazing is that as an AC I fucking posted that "BP has a suggestion box" 14 hours before you did. Asked for a pin and there was links posted in it etc.., and no pin. Your ass comes on like you were the first on the scene and get a pin. Maybe the info was vital maybe not. But GLP got deprived of it being more viewable because it wasn't pinned. Only reason could be because of an AC posting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 945473


Nope. Not because you posted as an AC. Currently there are two pins on threads posted by an AC. More likely could have to do with what time you posted. Maybe the Mods were sleeping and missed your thread. There are a bazillion threads on the Oil Catastrophe by now. I did a search for the suggestions website and it did not show your thread. I did not mean to hijack you. It happens on here. Get over it.

Also read SHR's thread to get your head around why they are so desperate. Thread: The BP Deep water horizon, Macondo Well Blowout. and what we are facing in the Gulf. (Page 2)

Last Edited by PalmOfDeborah on 05/15/2010 11:22 PM
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BP is desperate and open to suggestions from the public! Now is your chance to help with this catastrophe.

Click on the link and look on the right side for the SUGGESTIONS LINK.

[link to www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com]
 Quoting: ApostleCitizen



Ide offer to help but you took all my money when i bought fuel.
hidb now use it to fix it.
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i cant send mine in but heres mine 1000tons of high yeild explosives and blow that hole in on its self all you would need is a robot to get down there with the package
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cheap easy and could work!
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05/15/2010 11:26 PM
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Dead link.
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05/15/2010 11:31 PM
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why not put a dome in middle water?
as the problem is pressure at the source, why not try to 'save' at least half of the oil at different layers?
put a dome who will suck oil mixed with water.
a little dome at -5k feet, a bigger one at -4k feet etc...
work with layers.
the objectiv here is to take the most possible oil you can. better few than nothing...
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05/15/2010 11:37 PM
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hit it with a hammer... Always solves the problem.
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Ah, another friend of the "Russian Technique" wink
But I think it's the best to take the Mt. Everest to the Gulf and let it fall down right over the danger area.
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05/15/2010 11:40 PM
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why not put a dome in middle water?
as the problem is pressure at the source, why not try to 'save' at least half of the oil at different layers?
put a dome who will suck oil mixed with water.
a little dome at -5k feet, a bigger one at -4k feet etc...
work with layers.
the objectiv here is to take the most possible oil you can. better few than nothing...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 959241


Like this?... Thread: Ideas on how to control the GOM oil leak!

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